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Le Cultivateur De La Pauvreté
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 750. Language: French. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Premier épisode de la série, dans lequel le funambule découvre que les idées noires peuvent apprivoiser les épouvantails et que l'humour fait la force.
Double Down Diva
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,370. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the chances of finding love at the blackjack table's in Vegas? Oh please, Drew doesn't lay odds on sucker bets. She plays to win. Over the last several months she's had to fend off boy toys, dirty old men, and yacky woman that the 'eye in the sky' has sent down to watch her. Okay, she's a tad paranoid however, when a hesitant woman sits down and asks for lessons Drew lets her guard down.
The Armada (Third Row - March & April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Word 2010 and various Fonts only, in March & April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks appplication options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Second Row - March 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Word 2010 and various Fonts only, in March 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks appplication options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in gorgeous fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Virgil's Reality
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 290. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
Fifty two cartoons featuring Virgil Mifton, a sexagenarian whose body is in its mid sixties, but whose mind is closer to twenty three. That can cause confusion and hilarity, but, let's face it, all our friends have been there. Enjoy.
The Armada (First Row - February 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Word 2010 and various Fonts only, in February 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks appplication options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in gorgeous fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Songwriter And The First Christmas And Other Short Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: American English. Published: December 22, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Berakhiah, the temple songwriter can't find anything to write about until an Angel delivers some inspiration. Including two other short stories.
Trevor's Odd Assay
Series: Tall Stories. Price: Free! Words: 5,030. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013 by Raven's Staff. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Trevor’s only been on the job three months but he’s already attracted the disapproving attention of Musevary Tower’s grumpy and sardonic caretaker. This introductory short story sets the scene for ‘tall stories’, an up-coming anthology of short stories due out in 2014.
E all'improvviso... niente
Price: Free! Words: 6,380. Language: Italian. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nella tediosa Wikiville, cittadina un po’ più a sud di alcune e un po’ più a nord di altre, il tempo scorre sempre uguale a se stesso. Dag, indigeno indolente, non fa nulla per cambiare tutto questo, ma il “tutto questo” cambierà da solo. Forse.
Going Dutch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined. For mature audiences. Approximately 2,800 words.
The Chapped-Ass Critic
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Approximately 2,300 words.
A Star for Christmas
Price: Free! Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa Claus takes up the challenge when a girl asks him for a star for Christmas, employing a few tricks up his red and white sleeve to get the job done. Can he make the girl's Christmas her best ever yet? A free of charge, Christmas themed short story, totalling 1600 words.
A Lump of Coal (with Coal New Problem)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,210. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Every child wants to appease Santa. All except one, that is. Cassandra once again ruins a Christmas Eve celebration and is lectured by Santa for her bad behaviour, but baffles everyone by smiling the entire time. Could Cassandra have an ulterior motive for her naughtiness? A humorous Christmas short story totalling around 3,100 words, with a bonus short story, 'Coal New Problem', at 3,200 words.
Maud, Here
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 46,060. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Sophie Huggins buys her little fixer-upper house, she is surprised to find it already occupied by Maud Jones, a dead schoolteacher.
The Pragmatic Hitchhiker
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. Speed-spacing on the on the Stellar Expressway, the Acoustic Funambulist finds himself in the midst of psychedelic delusions from a self-boarded Freaknik in this fifth episode of the series.
Elf
Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
What happens when a failed writer meets an other-world entity who has helped some the greatest writers in history? Meet ELF – that’s capital E capital L capital F – a literary genius named Lu-enodre-rapsonta from the planet Glogenbot; an Electromagnetic Life Force who lives in a tree. Lu-e and Rick join forces to write the great
Damien Loose, Episodes 5 - 10
Series: Damien Loose, Book 12. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 33,200. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A compilation of the final 6 episodes of "Damien Loose." A mad cap mystery novel set in St. Louis. What would you do if you're long lost Uncle showed up dead on your front lawn? Well, Damien Berchshire's does and so....
William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream": A Retelling in Prose
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,610. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is an easy-to-read retelling of William Shakespeare's comedy "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Shakespeare’s comic target in this play is love and the crazy things it makes us do.
Mistletoe Madness (A Christmas Novella)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,080. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Radio talk show host, Eve Kingston, would have said her neighbor down the street was one of her best friends in the world. After a simple kiss under the mistletoe, Sam now says he wants to sleep with her. Eve thinks maybe she wants to see Sam dancing naked in a Santa hat. Madness has obviously taken over both of them. Will either of them get their crazy wish for Christmas?
The Uneventful Galaxy
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. This fourth episode takes the Acoustic Funambulist through the Coma Void and beyond the End of Greatness to a flatted melody.