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The Department of Govecation presents: The 99 Govemandments
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short parody account of some of the recent changes to English education.
Pole Shifts
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jumping from one galaxy to the next, the aerialist discovers the intricate relativeness of infinite realities and learns to rely on his imagination for a melodious stride. Confronted by repeated mood swings, the rope dancer finds in his eighth episode that in certain worlds, keeping your balance is a draining affair.
Argosy Volume 2: Pulp Modern
Series: Argosy, Vol. 2. Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 53,810. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Argosy is a revival of the classic pulp format for the digital age, publishing low-cost, quality pulp fiction in ebook format. Volume 2: Pulp Moderns features four thrilling modern-day tales of pulp adventure written by some of the best authors of the pulp revival.
I Dream of Zombies: Rose Lee's Zombie Adventures
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,660. Language: American English. Published: February 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Rose Lee is a zombie social worker, tending to her clients in post-apocalypse Hornellsville, NY. Life gets complicated when she meets a waitress, Leah Smart, who is turning into a zombie, and Alex, a zombie hunter. She stumbles upon a plot to keep the zombie population growing, which results in the kidnapping of Leah. Rose is left to discover who is a true friend, or a foe.
One Tough Summer
Series: Knightsville Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,290. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this novel the staff of the Knightsville veterinary hospital, plus that of the local paper, team up once again to try to understand who could be breaking in and vandalising property in the town. There are of course a few veterinary situations that occur affecting some of the pet population. As well a young pregnant woman goes missing in the middle of rain storm which deluged the area.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Three
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Here we go again into a brand new Year, and only Wonka to help Owner press on. What with Life Planners and Financial sections, surely she can make it all happen? There is the usual casting back to the ancients, those Greeks and then we come across Wonka's favourite Edward De Bono. Plan as if you have the money! But will Owner listen? And what about Baba too......read on and find out
Faffy the Leprechaun.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,510. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Imagine turning up for work one day to find the place in chaos. Deliveries have gone to the wrong addresses for no apparent reason. It has to be sorted out ... and quickly. You need help and you need it fast but it comes from an unexpected quarter. Enter Faffy the Leprechaun and his helpers including a Zombie from Yorkshire and various other strange characters.
Viking Therapy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Unearth the wickedly wrathful life of William Grimes, a near sixty something, lonely heart, beaten and bruised insurance company lifer whose close to sell by existence is turned over and tossed about by a crazy Korean grocer, a hyper attractive female detective hell bent on his destruction, a mysteriously captivating Russian spy, and some powerful Viking psychotherapy from two wonderful females.
The Day 36B’s Became 40D’s
Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
At some point, your mother probably read you the story of "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day". Well this post-menopausal woman has her own version of a day like that that many senior women will relate to.
Teacher, Teacher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,680. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Beth Conroy: young, beautiful, Tennessee Teacher of the Year—is shocked to learn she’s been accused of sexual misconduct with a student. Facing a scandal of epic proportions, Palmer School retains private investigator Dani Ripper to sort out the truth and protect their interests.
Relatos, desvaríos y notas al pie
Price: Free! Words: 16,950. Language: Spanish. Published: February 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un manojo incoherente de textos, un laberinto en el que mejor es perderse que encontrarse. Palabras para un día de lluvia, o para la sala de espera del dentista. Probablemente duela menos (el dentista)
Pale Companion (PALE Series)
Series: PALE. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,240. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trixie’s relationship with her new boss heats up and cools down in a roller-coaster ride of sweet-nothings and weird happenings. More trouble comes back to haunt her as the ghost of Sheila’s boyfriends-past leads her to a rearranged apartment while her boss finds himself delegated to toddler by his own company. Will the pair of them get a moment alone? What mysteries surround the house?
Light Mayo
Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
A man's trip to a sandwich shop produces grotesque results.
Clown Story
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A children's party clown takes a different kind of payment from a lonely stay-at-home mom. After the husband comes home, Whimsical Williams must make it out of the house by doing what clowns are not know for, not drawing attention to himself.
Weapons That We Can Use Right Now, Part 1.
Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
An irritable bowl syndrome missile defense satellite system the whole family can take pride in!
Revenge of the Flunkies
Series: Walt, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(Part 2 to Walt vs the Space Flunkies) They is back! And this time, defeating these ornery little aliens is gonna take more branes than ever!
Coming Clean
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Opportunity can be teasingly presented by either a guiding angel or a devil, and it is the choice or the impulsion of the individual to accept or reject the invitation.
The Green Lady
Series: The Green Lady and Other Stories. Price: Free! Words: 12,720. Language: British English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Comedy, mystery and the battle of the sexes… all set in a haunted castle! Armed with only cunning and charm, who will see it through the night when the ghostly Green Lady walks?
Not Having To Say You're Fired
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,010. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Careers
A tongue-in-cheek look at workplace bullying. 'Aimed' at incompetent managers who need to get rid of an employee who is performing too well.
Reading The Dead: Anna's Adventures
Series: Reading The Dead, Companion book for Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,730. Language: American English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The poltergeist queen of pranks faces off against a pair of hapless criminals and brings the Fancy Dress Killer to his knees in this companion novella to Fidelis In Aeternum, the 2nd volume of the Reading The Dead - The Sarah Milton Chronicles series! Two standalone Anna Nigma adventures of everyone's favorite teenage ghost: ANNA'S BRUSH WITH LIFE / HAPPILY EVER AFTERLIFE