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A Sunday Market Seller
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
(5.00 from 1 review)
From the second collection of 17 stories in My Other Shorts & Formal Tales. A Sunday country market is livened up by a gate-crashing, old lady. A fiercely independent migrant, Polish WW2 survivor from out of town. She wants to set up to sell a range of memorabilia, home cooking and sweets. Immediately charming the regular stall-holders with stories and skills. She has other skills; unrevealed.
Brick Brannigan is Knee-Deep in Peril!
Series: Brick Brannigan, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All right, so apparently in 1935, a few people wanted to destroy the world (only after conquering it, of course). Thankfully for us, dear reader, we have great men and women like Brick Brannigan (the Professor) and Dr. Liliana Halifax (the real brains of the operation) to try and keep this world spinning. Ancient relics, mythology, dastardly villains, secret societies... you name it, we got it!
Grad School Daydreams: A Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 600. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A whimsical story, set at a Southern California university, about a grad school student who daydreams and pines for a beautifully exotic woman sitting next to him in class.
Checkered Scissors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When his life in the real world is stolen, Ed must traverse the bizarre world of his imagination to find the Checkered Scissors. Unfortunately, the owner of the Scissors has lost them when he stumbled into the real world. Together, they must find the Scissors before the sinister Mr. Pinkerton, a mad scientist who hates Ed and everything about him.
The Story of the Mimosa
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 104,010. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the story of the Mimosa, a black sailing ship (with red sails) that travels through space, and boldly appears where no space-faring, black sailing ship has appeared before, regardless of the colour of its sails.
Too Good to be Truman
Series: The Truman Files. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,600. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When unemployed crime reporter Harry Truman gets a note from a local mission thanking him for his generous contribution–to the tune of a half million dollars–he’s reasonably certain he had nothing to do with it. Now, Truman has got to figure out who stuck him with this halo if he doesn’t want to get fitted with prison stripes–or a harp and wings…
South Of The Border Inc.
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Upsetting dangerous people, Vic had to disappear. After the break up of the Soviet Union new countries appeared. For a hideaway one was perfect. But not necessarily peacefull.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.
The Goatman
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 105,150. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the summer of 1983, a young teen named Danny Brent and his two best friends share a chilling adventure that bonds them together well into adulthood. Now, for the first time in almost thirty years, Danny is sharing his secret about what really happene
The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon
Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
"The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon" is a whimsical short story chronicling some of the adventures of Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. If you've ever been tired of, or bemused by, the seemingly never-ending stream of pumpkin-themed products that enter stores every October, this story is for you.
Jimi Hendrix Turns Eighty
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,430. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013 and represented by SterlingLordLit. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's 2023, and Guy Fontaine is an unwilling new resident at Mission Pescadero, an assisted-living facility outside San Francisco. It doesn't take him long to realize that his fellow residents have reverted to the lifestyles they embraced in the sixties, complete with sex, drugs, and rock and roll (with a little Viagra thrown in for good measure).
When Getting Out Of Bed Is A Bad Idea
Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When you get out of bed in the morning and fall flat on your face - get back into bed. As Cynthia will tell you...it's the safest place to be!
The Spy's Little Zonbi
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 75,460. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013 by Coffeetown Press. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Chase Allen never intended to be a killer, even for the good guys, but after he is recruited as a secret agent, terminating dictators and jihadists is all in a day’s work. He marries a dark beauty and they have a child, his “Little Zonbi,” who means everything to him. Now that his priorities have shifted, Chase strives for normalcy. But a spy doesn’t escape his past so easily.
Hawaii Can Wait
Series: The Girls, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Second book in The Girls Series by best selling author Sheila Horgan - Adeline, Anna and Carolyn continue their adventure having saved one young woman in Las Vegas (first book in the series) they are now headed to Hawaii. Once again, events change their plans.
Life Bites A Jay Watson Mystery
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 96,430. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Congratulations, Jay, you’re now our reporter.” How hard could this reporting thing be, I thought? Then the vampire murders started... Replaced by a college intern, harassed by a deranged killer, stalked by a horny spinster, haunted by a past lover, taunted by an arrogant rival, and bullied by a vengeful cop, Jay is about to find out how much life really can bite!
La bambina babilonia
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 10,620. Language: Italian. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Insomma i nonni per Alice erano una vera seccatura. Poi si rianimò e pensò che se questo nonno proprio non avesse potuto evitarlo, avrebbe almeno potuto vendicare tutta la sua categoria, salvando così l’onore dei bambini del mondo. Dato che in questo caso non si trattava dei soliti scherzi, ma c’era da intraprendere una battaglia piuttosto seria, Alice decise che l’occasione necessitava di...
Old Saltie
Price: Free! Words: 16,820. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
(3.67 from 3 reviews)
This collection of short stories from Australia will have you mesmerised as you move from crocodiles to churches, from kitchens to the kindertransport of World War II. This is a compelling read with a brilliant sense of comedic timing. You have met the people here in these stories at some other time, in some other place.
Mathew Maria
Series: Mathew Maria. Price: $2.40 USD. Words: 10,400. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the Martin household, the stairs are never for walking, bubbles are only for emergencies, and the door must never ever open when the music plays. Come join Mathew Maria and her family, where the extraordinary triumphs and the smallest child can save the day!
Fighting Ela-Falla-Phobia
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013 by Symes-Mobberley House. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For phobia suffers everywhere, especially for those of whom are terrified of elevators. We hope that this will give you some comical relief of your symptoms.
Scumbags & Handbags
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 86,520. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Dublin scumbag gets sentenced to community service in a Gaelic football club where he and an ex footballing legend combine to train a gang of overweight, unfit, pelvic floor leaking mammies to play football. When the team inadvertently get caught up in a massive drugs heist that goes wrong, a deranged criminal is out for revenge.