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'Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve (Nights Before #6)
Series: Nights Before. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,050. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013 by Eres Books. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Christmas Past and Christmas Previous haven’t been all Jocelyn Tavers wished, but Christmas Present and Christmas Future are in capable hands – her own. But even the best laid plans have a way of meeting disaster head-on.
Perpetual Emotion
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Engulfed in a philosophical discussion with a peculiar scientist, the loop dancer discovers in this third episode, how fixation can prevent the freedom of motion and hide the obvious.
GIT: Camping
Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
My Final Encounter with the Purple Scooter Lady
Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Ever had a customer at work you dreaded serving? Well, read on down...
On Princesses: A Foible
Series: The Foibles. Price: Free! Words: 32,740. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Yes, the world needs another fairytale, just like your grandmother needs a Dwarf Grunge Band. Of course this is not just another fairy tale, it is a completely irreverent celebration of geeks, fairy goth-mothers, small annoying dogs, and yes, princesses. This is a foible, not a fable, thus it has no redeeming value whatsoever. Enjoy!
Five Minutes To Doomsday
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. For his first visit to our planet, the acrobat finds out in this second episode that you sometimes have to look below the surface.
La ballata dei Dead Cats
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,760. Language: Italian. Published: December 16, 2013 by Fuoco Edizioni. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Romanzo sul mondo ultrà e sulla storia calcistica della Lazio.
War in Heaven
Price: Free! Words: 240. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Christian » Fantasy
(1.00 from 1 review)
Is war just a game, even on a vast, cosmic scale? What is really going on?
How to Reach for the American Dream and NOT get it!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,470. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How to Reach for the American Dream… (and not get it), is the fictional, comedic account of the life of an entertainer who from childhood had what it took to “make it.”
The Littlest Spycat's First Christmas
Series: The Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Oliver is a kitten who wants Santa to bring him a pony for Christmas. Oliver’s mother thinks he should ask Santa to find him a good home instead. Midnight is a cantankerous old barn cat who is suffering from loneliness due to the fact that Arlo the barn cat is hanging around at Dr. Phelps’ house instead of home where he belongs. Midnight is considering moving in with the chickens.
Yer Main Ingerland Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When it comes to personal survival, the human being is faced with the moral decisions of self sacrifice or self preservation. Heroes and saints usually opt for self sacrifice, but not always.
The Zeros and The Man Who Could Not Die
Series: Gil's Grimoire, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 130,190. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“The Zeros and The Man Who Could Not Die” is the beginning of Gil’s Grimoire as far as our hero Dylan is concerned. Be with him for his interview and on-the-job training (now with more zombies!), a mind-bending tutorial as he learns the surprising truth about our world (a multiverse did you say?), and discovers firsthand that there are many perils waiting for us in the shadows...
The Hair Of The Comet
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. In this first episode of the series the aerialist learns of the power of attraction and distraction to dodge deadly black holes.
The Meteor Men - Delta Rise
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This short pictorial offers an inside look at the ‘OutWorld’ and the craft that get us there – the place where science fiction meets science fact – somewhere beyond the edge of reason. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands.
GIT: Silly Season!
Series: GITT, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: British English. Published: December 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Mr Git gets really fed up at Christmas time, or what he calls ‘Silly season’. Whether its irate and fed up parents or stressed out drivers, or just the multi corporate shops killing of the smaller local trader
Just Looking (A Sorrento Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 6,940. Language: American English. Published: December 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Just Looking was a top 5 finalist in the 2013 Best Indie Book Awards in short fiction. The day has arrived when Alice can no longer live on her own. She forgets to take her meds, and she was caught feeding teabags to her cat Bella. Her long suffering daughter, Karen, delivers her to a Sorrento Retirement Facility, but getting her to stay will be a battle of wills.
God, Monsters, & Antigrav Underwear
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,120. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you feeling down? Unhappy? Do you get your recommended daily dose of guffawing? Pick up this book and you will find God’s eating habits, a vampire birthday party, civil rights for zombies, and many other strange and twisted oddities. Not recommended for reading at work or anywhere uncontrollable giggling is frowned upon.
(imminently) DEAD
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 4. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 12,800. Language: Australian English. Published: December 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Geordie and Lazarus are back, and they have a big problem. Someone's sending death threats to Geordie, and he's afraid that he'll soon be relegated to an afterlife of wandering the earth, giving fashion advice to the passé living. Can Trent and Linda save him from his fate?
Monday Musings - A Year of Post-it Poetry
Series: Post-it Poetry. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
"GK Kingsley writes for fun ... her own and her reader’s. But as you chuckle, you’ll discover precious gems of wisdom and electric sparks of wit and insight in GK’s deceptively simple rhyming verses. She magically transforms the commonplace into the extraordinary, and she may well have invented a new genre along the way: Post-it Poetry." Neil Marr. Fiction Editor.
The Shuttle to Love
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about near misses. Have you ever felt like you have met your possible future husband, wife or partner and failed to act? Is there an opportunity at your door now that you hesitate to take? If you answered yes to any of the above question, you will enjoy reading, ‘The Shuttle to Love.'