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A Drabble Family Christmas Tale
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,640. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Humorist Kevin Fagan is best known as the creator of DRABBLE, a nationally syndicated comic strip which appears in nearly 200 newspapers and online outlets in the USA and around the world. The Drabble family celebrates all that is good about being a family. Kevin Fagan now has one very funny Christmas story about the Drabble family to add to his credit.
The Felicity File
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,730. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a sedate bachelor received a young kitten he had little idea of the delightful chaos that came with her. The fluffy mouse graveyard, moustache grooming, existential angst and drains, the terror of Edith Piaf, and a new slant on Edgar Allan Poe: All part of the Felicity Files.
Wilder Investigations #1 "Mirror Mirror"
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Nestled in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains, Haven County Georgia is the home of Bellport Poultry, the Walton's Ford Railroad Museum and the annual Apple Blossom Festival. Recently, the Haven County area has been plagued with a series of strange occurrences, and county residents Matt Wilder and Charlie Allen have found themselves with a reputation as the "go to guys" for dealing with su
Surviving Immortality
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 102,230. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Montreal’s grim reaper has vanished and the people of the city are no longer dying. Many Montrealers are elated by their new-found immortality, while others are terrified, but Roan Alten is plain confused when he is tapped to take up the reigns of the pale horse and bring balance to Montreal’s flat-lining mortality rate.
Futan Vice: The Trouble On Drabble
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 54,260. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012 by Forever Young Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
NaNoWriMo 2012 book. Last updated 2012-11-29 03:27:09
Goal reached!
A man from Earth named Matt Cotter goes to a planet named Drabble to help solve a crime that has yet to happen. Can he solve it? There’s one way to know if he does. Think about it … almost there. Yes! … That’s how to find out!
The Second Noelle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » Contemporary
A shooting star illuminates the midnight sky. A woman asks, “Where are Joseph and Mary?” Joseph asks for lodging in their barn. Three farmers appear looking for a lost lamb. Three salesmen arrive with gifts from Publishers’ Clearing House. Three women bring pamphlets describing the birth of the universe. A coyote howls. A donkey brays. An owl screams.
Island Paradise
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Price: Free! Words: 4,120. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
John and Julia went to a small island to relax. But an old pirate risen from a long sleep and some spiders have a different idea.
The Mayor
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Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The first ever Mayoral election is about to take place in Seagull City. Can Cecil Sneezebottom win against all hope? Can he control the egos of the rabid city councillors? What will he do about the Mall Rats who plague the city shopping centre? These stories and more bound energetically from the page in this vignette that will enthral you from Redfern Station all the way to Circular Quay.
The Dumpster: One Woman’s Search for Love
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,560. Language: American English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nicole is an average American woman who is looking for love in all the wrong places. Who would have guessed that a dumpster in the back alley below her bedroom window would hold the key to finding love?
Catching Claire
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Series: Love and Other Calamities, Story 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(3.38 from 8 reviews)
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Love & Other Calamities, Story 2. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend’s bachelorette party, she never imagines she’ll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it-—but now it’s happened. Big problem: Claire’s memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her heart’s in trouble!
Sleight of Hand
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Price: Free! Words: 11,800. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
First her body goes missing, then her finger ... Sometimes plans carry out without a hitch, and sometimes nothing in a plan goes right, as is the case for Homicide Detective Jonah Leedes this particular night....
Ten Tributes to Calvino
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,770. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Ten finely-crafted tales that are tributes to the whimsical genius of the great writer, Italo Calvino... A city that consists entirely of corners; a ruler who exports all his country's freedom until there is none left for himself; a series of miniature adventures featuring a talkative sun; the story of the non-existent viscount in the trees... and others!
Demonic Double Cross
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Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Peaches and the Gambler
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Price: Free! Words: 78,500. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Take one recently fired woman, add to that two pesky daughters, one opera singing sister, two good-looking men, one murder investigation, and a boxful of Dove Ice Cream Bars. Then, generously stir with a seedy strip club, throw in a .45 Magnum and a dash of Bojangles' cajun seasoned fries and you have a Dish of Disaster!
Holiday Happenings, Part I Can You Imagine...?, Volume III
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Price: Free! Words: 10,050. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s here! The collection you've been wanting. Part I, of the best "Can You Imagine…?" columns about Holiday Happenings. You’ll be in stitches laughing at Turkey Food-ball play-by-play, love-struck lovers, and exactly what Grams is thankful for now. Enjoy G's scary tributes to All Hallows Eve. This hilarious collection humors you from Valentine's Day through Thanksgiving Day. Download yours today!
Lady Numbers vs the Lawn
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Price: Free! Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A short story: In exchange for free rent, a D&D obsessed girl agrees to do the yardwork of the run-down house she is renting. The Lawn has run wild for two years, and is overgrown into a wild jungle army led by the nefarious Blackberry bush, Rubius. With less than 2 weeks to clear the mess, our narrator goes to work, using her hard-won D&D wisdom to vanquish her awful foe.
Books and Stripes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Reading is an engaging hobby, but it's not easy to pick up when you're a tiger. Escaping from his rich owner's mansion, Mr Stripes is on the prowl to enter the world of literature. Using his wit, charm, and knowledge of the effectiveness of 'kitten eyes', he ventures forth into the unknown to fulfil his quest.A 6,100 word short story, bundled with BONUS STORY 'Grounded to Earth' at 2,100 words.
Broom, Broom (Fungus #1)
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Series: Fungus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012 by Nameless Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Assistant police commissioner Zapata’s first case on the job is to solve the mystery around the disappearance of jewels belonging to the British Royal Family while on exhibition in Melbourne. Things get stranger and stranger as the case unfolds, in a madcap tale of crime, bungling, and Spanglish, reminiscent of "Get Smart" and "The Pink Panther."
Troublesome Toe
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Price: Free! Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Viktor Stonehammer suffers a peculiar injury one day at his forge because of a particularly bothersome customer.
It's a Dog's Life (a romantic comedy with a canine sidekick)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a NOVELLA of approximately 24,000 words = 70 odd pages. It's the first day of Ninna's job in the local animal shelter...and a dog is talking to her. Not just any dog...a fat, old, smart-alecky Basset Hound who says his name is Mosey. She can't quit, she needs this job. And then there's the yummy vet. Who turns out to live across the street from her in a much bigger house than her tiny ho