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In the Mood
Series: The Millennium Quartet, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 109,520. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crops whither in the fields. Fish float belly-up in rivers, lakes, and oceans. Orchards are barren. Cattle and sheep are dying on their feet. The world is slowly starving to death. Deep in the American heartland, a terrible family reunion is taking place. The gathering relatives leave trails of death in their wake. Missing are little Joey and his parents. Joey and his mom are on their way...
The God of Love Will See You Now
Price: Free! Words: 2,630. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three short, short stories explore the not-always-successful work of the God of Love, Victor Valentine.
Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Zachary Zombie has been sent by Gert the Wicked Witch to find the magical Dagger of Gik from the ruins of an old wizard’s mansion. He is accompanied by Al, Gus, and Carl, three fellow zombies. Will they discover the lost Dagger of Gik? What dangers await the rotting zombies? Who will lose the most body parts? And who, what, or where in the world is Gik?
Party Girl to Party Pooper
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Parenting / stepparenting
One girl's tale from last-call to wake-up call.
Everything Sucks #4, The Twist
Price: Free! Words: 2,970. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Real pitch meetings happened in tiny, stuffy offices, stacked to the ceiling with towers of shoddy, half assed scripts, fast food wrappers littering the floor like greasy shrapnel because busy people tend to toss without looking, and to top it off they always (and I mean always) reeked of stale coffee and the even staler guys who chugged it.
The Wildcard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,670. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Phil Connolly is about to get dragged down memory lane when his ex fiance, Jess McClean, wakes from a coma with no memory of their separation.
Turning Thirty-Twelve
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,860. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jackie Delgado didn’t want a new man in her life. Bowing to pressure from friends, she agrees to a blind date. But when Mark Brennan calls, she realizes the date won’t be “blind.” He’s the father of one of her students. Then the dreaded blind date turns out to be more exciting than she’d ever imagined.
McRoots
Series: The Cripplesby Diaries, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,260. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Somewhere in Africa an age-old demon is stirring, and if it is not stopped a wave of hate and destruction will engulf us all. Step forward Elliot and Geeza! In an epic plot, our heroes must contend with mystifying hieroglyphs, pumpkin-headed goons, hairy black caterpillars, aliens, sunburn and so much more! Can they save the World? And what’s all this about the pyramids being built by Scotsmen...?
Running A.M.U.C.
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 39,130. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
“Welcome to this opening of the Arte Museum of Unusual Crafts,” reads the press release; in fact, the museum has been open for eight months with few visitors. Will this “Opening Night” do the trick? It starts with the main show going missing, includes a killer cook in Café D’AMUC, a temperamental artist, and a local burglar hiding in the museum. Have fun, just don’t eat the crunchy cheese!
Älämä
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: Finnish. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lyhyet ihmiskuvat; lista koostuu roskapostini spammereiden nimistä. Paljastan teille heidän persoonansa.
Alpha
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,160. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Earth's greatest soldier has become its biggest threat, and the only one who can stop him is the worst robotic soldier of all time.
75 Best Minecraft Jokes
Price: $3.47 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Minecraft jokes, puns and funny stuff. This collection of terribly punny jokes covers your favorite subject - Minecraft! Zing your friends with the zaniest Minecraft jokes on the block! Amuse or annoy everyone in your family!
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
Series: Knitting in the City. Price: Free! Words: 119,590. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.
Bread
Series: The Cripplesby Diaries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 84,690. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
A man obsessed with Scotland, a Shamanic Detective and a monk displaced through time must all try to stop a madman from taking over the world. Chasing from London to Africa, Texas to Canada, can our heroes stop him in time to prevent a global financial meltdown? Stock market thugs, Kenyan car races, hallucinogenic trips, the SAS, and a talking moose all pull together to spin an amazing tale!
The Angle
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 56,240. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A devastating depiction of the isolation, entitlement, myopia and unprofitable pursuits plaguing the press, from its lowest unpaid roots to the hack kings of the column, The Angle examines the perilous place of news in the digital age, mixing biting humour with jaundiced yellow journalism in a colourful catalogue of a young man’s decline from eager cub reporter to long-in-the-tooth newshounds.
A Letter to Noah
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,670. Language: American English. Published: June 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Christian » Historical
Marah writes Noah, wanting to know how he survived the Flood, and telling him the many problems of this world.
Miriam's Fairytales
Price: Free! Words: 8,140. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new form of fairytales surfaces from the depths of Miriam's brain. Included are fairytales about Nallely, Zayda, Denise, Lydia, Atozoon, and even a special extended version of Zayda's fairytale. Enjoy!
Housing Crisis
Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Flash fiction. Jason is a vampire with a serious lair problem.
Best By Default
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,940. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A lost soul in Purgatory uses his new life to emulate his childhood idol, with mixed results.
Ouija Boardgames, Nunjas and the Piranha Dishwasher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,660. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of half-baked ideas and wild inventions designed to delight and entertain.