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PostScript: Forgotten But Not Gone
Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 36,540. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013 by Proglen. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » By region
After his last book, PostScript, many thought Crutch would do the decent thing and consent to being put out to pasture without little more than a whimper. But you can't keep an old dog down and he kept on and on and on with his Sunday column in the Outlook section of the Bangkok Post. Well, it does good paper bag material after all.
Upholding Law and Disorder: Police Tales From The Front Line
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,580. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Neurotic, excitable, unpredictable, potentially dangerous - and that's just the police officers! Drunk drivers, feral children, drug barons, violent prisoners, dying junkies, wild gypsies, gun-toting gangsters, angry taxpayers, budget cuts and delusional senior officers - PC Surname and the rest of 'A Shift' do battle against them all. Jump in for a ride-along as they fight crime!
Hardsell
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,580. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
McKenzie Wilson's career in radio is heading for the ditch. Oh, she knows how to sell. What she needs is a fair chance to prove it. It comes in the form of a sales contest to see who becomes the new Sales Manager at KDUD, and the gloves are off. If you laughed at "WKRP In Cincinnati" or "Nine to Five," you're gonna love Hard Sell. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.
Exit 39
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 71,860. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The entire story, a modern quest, is narrated into an iPhone. Why? Crosby Ravensworth is so busy he can’t make time to scatter his father’s ashes, nor to sort out the dysfunctional family he hoped he’d left behind, nor to decide which of the four women in his life he should connect to. But his life is about to change.
Jane 8086 Part Two
Series: Jane 8086. Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Part two of "Jane 8086". Jane has just undergone some major changes! But figuring out exactly what's going on has to wait when Rembrandt receives a surprise visitor at the worst possible moment. Will Jane be exposed? Will Rembrandt finally manage to have dinner? Will Jane ever learn to use conjunctions? Find out in Part two of Jane 8086!
The Dog's Philosopher - Abandoned
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,090. Language: Australian English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It can be devastating when a man you have been sharing your life and the same house with for 25 years leaves without a hint of regret. And often, a young woman is the cause. But, things aren’t always what they seem. Don’t miss this next installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
A Sunday Market Seller
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
(5.00 from 1 review)
From the second collection of 17 stories in My Other Shorts & Formal Tales. A Sunday country market is livened up by a gate-crashing, old lady. A fiercely independent migrant, Polish WW2 survivor from out of town. She wants to set up to sell a range of memorabilia, home cooking and sweets. Immediately charming the regular stall-holders with stories and skills. She has other skills; unrevealed.
Brick Brannigan is Knee-Deep in Peril!
Series: Brick Brannigan, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All right, so apparently in 1935, a few people wanted to destroy the world (only after conquering it, of course). Thankfully for us, dear reader, we have great men and women like Brick Brannigan (the Professor) and Dr. Liliana Halifax (the real brains of the operation) to try and keep this world spinning. Ancient relics, mythology, dastardly villains, secret societies... you name it, we got it!
Grad School Daydreams: A Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 600. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A whimsical story, set at a Southern California university, about a grad school student who daydreams and pines for a beautifully exotic woman sitting next to him in class.
Checkered Scissors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When his life in the real world is stolen, Ed must traverse the bizarre world of his imagination to find the Checkered Scissors. Unfortunately, the owner of the Scissors has lost them when he stumbled into the real world. Together, they must find the Scissors before the sinister Mr. Pinkerton, a mad scientist who hates Ed and everything about him.
The Story of the Mimosa
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 104,010. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the story of the Mimosa, a black sailing ship (with red sails) that travels through space, and boldly appears where no space-faring, black sailing ship has appeared before, regardless of the colour of its sails.
Too Good to be Truman
Series: The Truman Files. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,600. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When unemployed crime reporter Harry Truman gets a note from a local mission thanking him for his generous contribution–to the tune of a half million dollars–he’s reasonably certain he had nothing to do with it. Now, Truman has got to figure out who stuck him with this halo if he doesn’t want to get fitted with prison stripes–or a harp and wings…
South Of The Border Inc.
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Upsetting dangerous people, Vic had to disappear. After the break up of the Soviet Union new countries appeared. For a hideaway one was perfect. But not necessarily peacefull.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.
The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon
Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
"The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon" is a whimsical short story chronicling some of the adventures of Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. If you've ever been tired of, or bemused by, the seemingly never-ending stream of pumpkin-themed products that enter stores every October, this story is for you.
Jimi Hendrix Turns Eighty
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,430. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013 and represented by SterlingLordLit. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's 2023, and Guy Fontaine is an unwilling new resident at Mission Pescadero, an assisted-living facility outside San Francisco. It doesn't take him long to realize that his fellow residents have reverted to the lifestyles they embraced in the sixties, complete with sex, drugs, and rock and roll (with a little Viagra thrown in for good measure).
When Getting Out Of Bed Is A Bad Idea
Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When you get out of bed in the morning and fall flat on your face - get back into bed. As Cynthia will tell you...it's the safest place to be!
The Spy's Little Zonbi
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 75,460. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013 by Coffeetown Press. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Chase Allen never intended to be a killer, even for the good guys, but after he is recruited as a secret agent, terminating dictators and jihadists is all in a day’s work. He marries a dark beauty and they have a child, his “Little Zonbi,” who means everything to him. Now that his priorities have shifted, Chase strives for normalcy. But a spy doesn’t escape his past so easily.
Hawaii Can Wait
Series: The Girls, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Second book in The Girls Series by best selling author Sheila Horgan - Adeline, Anna and Carolyn continue their adventure having saved one young woman in Las Vegas (first book in the series) they are now headed to Hawaii. Once again, events change their plans.
Life Bites A Jay Watson Mystery
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 96,430. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Congratulations, Jay, you’re now our reporter.” How hard could this reporting thing be, I thought? Then the vampire murders started... Replaced by a college intern, harassed by a deranged killer, stalked by a horny spinster, haunted by a past lover, taunted by an arrogant rival, and bullied by a vengeful cop, Jay is about to find out how much life really can bite!