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BeanZ
Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
Nglnd Xpx
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
What’s Your Name I’m Fine Thank You
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 48,240. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2013 by Proglen. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These finely-crafted stories and articles were originally published in Bangkok Metro magazine and The Nation newspaper. Written between 1994 and 1998, they appeared in Metro under the column title "Mugged by Reality" and in The Nation as "Slightly Out of Focus". Factually sweetened, slightly surreal, occasionally critical, but always biting and hilarious.
Designer Genes
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,960. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.67 from 3 reviews)
There was a shocking mix-up at the sperm bank. Now blonde L.A. sophisticate Buffy Arden arrives in Nowhere Junction, Texas, to introduce her cute little girl to the infant’s unprepared father, no-nonsense auto mechanic Carter Murchison. Laugh out loud with this screwball romantic comedy by the author of Yours, Mine and Ours and The Rancher’s Unusual Nanny.
Kartoffeln gehören nicht in einen Zen-Garten
Price: $4.44 USD. Words: 47,430. Language: German. Published: October 11, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Psychology » Stress, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Das Leben ist kompliziert geworden. Nichts ist mehr wirklich einfach. Der moderne Mann von heute ist gestresst vom ebenso modernen Erwartungsdruck. Das ist alles kaum auszuhalten. Darum gibt es in diesem Buch ein paar Tipps zur Selbstentwicklung für diesen modernen Mann. Clevererweise stammen die Tipps von den Kindern des Autors. Von ihnen kann man viel lernen.
Shepherd Creed
Price: Free! Words: 24,210. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A story that spans several decades and follows the life of a man in charge of designing state roads whose own life adjusts less smoothly to the pace of cultural and technological change. Humor, pathos. A novella - 27K words.
Out of Texas 1 : The Gaunt-Faced Grappler
Series: Out of Texas. You set the price! Words: 32,530. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Can a radioactively reanimated cat find happiness in the world of professional fighting? In the Great State of Texas anything can happen.
Bitter Sweet
Price: Free! Words: 20,740. Language: British English. Published: October 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
Tom's making a bit of a mess of this. There's the new woman in his life, only he's doing his best to mess that up. There's the bad timing of the ex-girlfriend situation, which he really could have handled better. He can't seem to form decisions without having a few beers first either. Plus he's taking advice from a dysfunctional group of mates. This is going to get worse before it gets better.
The Meteor Men - Tranquility Badlands [Location Four-Seven]
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 110,530. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Vastly outnumbered, the Troopers need every iota of their wit, wile, and wisdom as their task begins to take on a face. From Switzerland to the farthest reach of the Outworld, the enemy proves to be as boundless as they are mysterious in this science fiction gone warped. Come meet the man who has a ‘rocket in his pocket and a roll in his soul’. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands.
The Scourge of Greenbriar in The Man from Nantucket Volume 2
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 44,820. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this second volume of The Scourge of Greenbriar, the author continues with his episodes from early adulthood, which gives the reader fresh insight as to why he is who he is today. From his passion for used tuxedos and his ability to attract the craziest of women, to stories of bondage, Cheetos and belly flops, the author will have you on the floor laughing your ass off.
The Meteor Men - Lagos High
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 105,960. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is the turn of this century - Lt. Keaton and his unit must use a ‘clandestine audacity’ to do battle with the Nigerian Underground. Their mission complicates when space proves the larger obstacle in this somewhat bent science fiction. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands. Come meet the man who has a ‘rocket in his pocket and a roll in his soul’.
Naked Ladies, Space Aliens, and Rattlesnakes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Contains three humorous short stories and an article. Stories are: "The Rattlesnake," "Screwnose," and "Shag and the Quirplian." The article is titled "Do Naked Ladies Turn Men On?
TruLeigh
Price: Free! Words: 67,210. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Vivien Leigh Reid isn’t happy about spending the summer working as personal assistant to her estranged movie star mother, Annika Anderson, on film set in Ireland. Annika may be a cold-hearted diva, but her gorgeous young co-star, Sean, has Leigh all hot and bothered. When Leigh lands a part in the movie, she finds herself not only sharing scenes with her mother, but vying for the spotlight.
Enter Laughing: The Early Years
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 77,690. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013 by Wintertickle Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enter Laughing, The Early Years is a collection of Neil Crone's early, syndicated columns from select Metroland Newspapers. The very funny, sometimes poignant and always authentic essays share insights about life. This 300-page collection is sure to please.
Conversations with Wonka - Part two
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Wonka is back once more and brings with him, reluctantly, his simple friend Baba. Advising and talking it up you can't keep a good cat down and Wonka can advise on just about anything. It will soon be the jolly season but Owner is so far avoiding it. Can Wonka bring her round? Do read on and find out if merry Christmas is on the agenda....
The Meteor Men - Katamma Reach
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 116,830. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A century from now, our hero must do battle with a big chunk of Africa as well as the estranged wit of his own unit as he attempts to de-mystify an unusual construction project in this twisted science fiction. In this ‘world’ Troopers rule and the Lunar surface provides the economic basis for our first colonizations of inner space – the ‘Outworld’. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands.
Bowels of Hell (Urban Hunters #7)
Series: Urban Hunters, Book 7. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,010. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
BOWELS OF HELL (book 7) Entombed and doomed to digestion down the bowels of hell itself, Billy and Amber must escape or die. The orphans, abandoned again, must set aside their differences and put into practice what Billy has taught them. Or starve. And is the honeymoon over already? Can the Bullies save their relationship with Mel? “WOW! Hauntingly hypnotic.” Anne, Australia
Cleo the Cat and Friends
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is a humor book – I have taken animal expressions and paired them with inane parenting scenarios in the politically correct world in which we live.
Mile High Club
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,330. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zilla King is a crop duster and self-taught stunt pilot. Nothing gives her more pleasure than buzzing some unsuspecting person on the ground. Dr. Garcia has fieldwork to get done however; some hot-dogger pilot keeps buzzing her. WTF? Well, this lesbian has connections in high places and that sorry sucker is going to be brought down a few thousand feet!
No Tears For Jack
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 53,890. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Jack Lamont stumbles upon an elderly psychic who has been missing for over thirty years, she reveals his destiny. Now, with time running out, Jack must confront his biggest fear, or die alone and unloved.