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Civilizing Frances
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Series: The Mad Hatterlys, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 69,850. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Regency
From the moment he first meets uncivilized Frances Hatterly, the Duke of Ainsley's life becomes one scandal after another. Falling in love with her may cause the biggest scandal of all.
BLOOD: The New Red
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Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mickey, an ex-adult movie star turned supermodel, has to choose between two Johnsons—should he align himself with fashion icon Paul Johnson, the cigar smoking, micromanaging, chainsaw wielding megalomaniac, or Sandy Johnson, the flamboyant, murderous, vindictive narcissist? Which designer can propel Mickey to the top of Seventh Avenue?
The Hag's Handbook to a Trouble-Free Thanksgiving Tot-Roast
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,780. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a world where rotten little brats push innocent crones into their own ovens, one woman dares to put children back on the menu. With the proper care, that plump Tot-Roast can once again grace every Hag's Thanksgiving table. For one low price, the secrets can be yours. Don't wait. Call now!
Two Shaky Towers : A Fable
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Price: Free! Words: 4,100. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Aussiescribbler. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A tribe who live on the beach between a forest and a lake are so terrified by the discovery of a spider two feet across living beneath the sand that they seek refuge in a pair of towers. Those who like to eat fish build a tower overlooking the lake. Those who like eating fruit build one near the forest. The strategy will lead to conflict and madness in this drily witty fable.
Sitting Duck
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,900. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
"Not a whodunnit, but a who’ll do it!" 'Lucky Jim' meets 'The Beach': a pacy comic novel with a sting in the tail. Meet Martin Mallard: middle-aged, divorced and uptight, but determined have an adventure. He’s joined a tour of Pootapuri, an obscure island in the Bay of Bengal. But it gradually dawns on him that someone in the group has got it in for him. Someone homicidal…
Summer Jazz
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,430. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Jazz pianist, Mattie Houston, has come home from Paris looking for sweet revenge on impossibly charming Texas toy maker, Hunter Chadwick. She’ll make him fall in love with her all over again, and then break his heart like he broke hers ten years earlier. Mattie’s plan goes dangerously awry when she finds herself thrown together with Hunter and his Chadwick Puppets.
A String of Momentary Silences
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,780. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Peter Bremmer decides he'd be better off never speaking again. Then Peter meets a man who says more than he ever could without ever saying a word.
Adventures of a Substitute Teacher
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 50,470. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011 by Casa de Snapdragon. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Adventures of a Substitute Teacher" gives readers a glimpse of the often amusing, frequently hilarious, and always entertaining happenings inside contemporary classrooms.
The True Genius of Paradise Lost
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Price: Free! Words: 3,920. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Anyone who knows anything about John Milton knows he was a very pious and pompous man. They also know his greatest work Paradise Lost. It is constantly being quoted in books, especially with the fantasy/paranormal boom in the market. Well, this is a short story about who was really the genius behind Paradise Lost. PS. It is a joke that started after taking a Milton class in college
Thonn Day (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 2,670. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Synopsis: Magick is banned in Thonn's world, outlawed after greedy and power-hungry wizards almost destroyed the entire planet. So imagine his surprise when he spies Eddie de Elder performing Magick spells! A 2500 word Fantasy/Comedy story
Billy's Book (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Billy Crump is the local stable boy. Fed up with mucking out horses, he sneaks into the wizard's lab, concocts a potion using all the rare and expensive ingredients, and somehow ends up with a talking book. His first thought? Sell the book ... and say goodbye to horse muck forever! A 5000 word fantasy/comedy story
America's Galactic Foreign Legion - Book 13: Salesman From Mars
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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion, Book 13. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,660. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011 by Penumbra Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
Born salesman Donald Crisp stars in this edition of the screwy military space saga. Crisp accepts a loan from the USGF recruitment ATM and is enlisted in the Foreign Legion. Oranges for scorpions, semi-sentient penguins, biting Blue Lizards, and ghosts from the past make life interesting as Crisp chills at the South Pole then makes a splash in Caldera Lake while watching out for the Grim Reaper!
A Half Jew on Jew Street
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Price: Free! Words: 8,120. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
He's touring Jew Street. What will he meet?
Thank You For Your Cooperation
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Series: The Bunker, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,200. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Welcome to the Bunker, an orderly underground utopia where everyone’s needs have been satisfied!
33 Across
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You set the price! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The new leader of the free world takes a big gamble.
Love It Enough
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011 by Callihoo Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Humorous contemporary fantasy short story. It's hard enough to find a literary agent and get a publishing contract these days. But does supernatural help make it easier--or harder?
Bloody Luggage
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,580. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011 by Callihoo Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
Humorous contemporary fantasy short story. Travel can be arduous and exhausting enough. But it becomes much, much worse when your luggage tries to take over your trip. When that happens, your dream trip to England can become a nightmare . . . of Shopping.
Olympus, Inc
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 62,950. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
With the company Olympus, Inc facing bankruptcy the last thing Melinda Mylonas needed was to be saddled with a Quest. But with a threat to the gods themselves, the half-Divine Melinda would have little choice but to seek out that threat. And along the way she will find an ancient danger that could bring about the end of the world for both mortal and god alike.
Obras de Teatro infantiles
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,300. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011 by Editorialimagen.com. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Esta obra contiene 6 obras de teatro para ser leídas y representadas en la escuela, la casa o donde más se les ocurra. Hay piratas, princesas, monstruos entrañables, caníbales, marcianos, vampiros y esqueletos que fueron creados para que, cuando se escuche: "Arriba el telón", suceda lo impredecible.
Man of Iron
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Price: Free! Words: 21,760. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
All Shannon Le'Vin's 10 short stories combined in one ebook. Something for everyone.