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Tuck your tail and run!
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Price: Free! Words: 10,740. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tuck your tail and run! is the humorous story of a guy with bad luck who just lost his job and is being chased by an unknown little green monster.
Here Comes da' Judge
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,220. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Religious
Volume three of Holey Hullabaloo, Here Comes da' Judge takes the reader through all the judges, including Samuel, with some surprising (and very silly) results. From the invention of football to a drag queen hero, the good Lord really does have a sense of humor.
Knees Together, Arms Flapping
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Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When I wrote A Year with the Hoopers, my only goal was to be as funny as possible. Before doing any other work on the book, I wrote more than 2,000 gags: one-liners, jokes, aphorisms, and cartoons. About 70 of those gags wound up in the book, a few others were shoved into stories and screenplays, and most of the rest were destroyed. The remaining 129 gags are in this ebook.
I Hate Me, Who Do You Hate?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 170,350. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Amber hates herself, she hates her red, curly hair to her bad habits of smoking, drinking and shoplifting. But most of all, she hates the fact that her mother abandoned her when she was a toddler. Amber's world is turned upside down when she finds herself pregnant, dumped, homeless and in debt. Follow Amber's amusing story as she copes with all this and seeks closure on her many issues.
A Year with the Hoopers
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,670. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A large box is thrown from a passing van into a yard. Inside the box, the yard’s owner finds some worthless junk packed with a tremendous amount of shredded paper. Enraged, he hires two local teenagers to scan the shreds into his computer, he uses special software to reassemble the shreds, and he publishes the most private and embarrassing documents about the litterbugs, the Hoopers.
Who Moved My Friggin' Provolone?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Business
Follow the adventures and travails of Joey Boddaboom and Vinny Boddabing, two Mafia guys who are confronted with all the unpleasant aspects of “change in their everyday workplace.” Marone, it ain’t easy! Who Moved My Friggin’ Provolone? is a spoof on Spencer Johnson’s very fine book, Who Moved My Cheese, a serious book on management principles.
The Murder on Via Belpoggio
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2011 by Fario. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
"Everyone felt his own beloved person threatened," notes the narrator of Svevo's sarcastic tale of a bungling murderer on the loose in the city of Trieste.
The Time Closet
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Series: Romance. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The boys are up to their tricks again at the Summerville Retirement home.
Shitz & Giggles
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,990. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Shitz & Giggles: A trio of humorous short stories Survivor Ship: A reality radio broadcast to determine which supernatural race is supreme. Detective Story: An old fashioned gumshoe parody. Felinian's Revenge: A pre-mission briefing leaves out some very important details.
The Man With Many Nipples
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,590. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A modern reworking of the ugly duckling fairytale through the medium of nipples. There's also a super twist at the end (you'll get it if you read it).
Not Much To Do In Wellington: An October Tale
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,390. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A spine-tingling tale about a boy and his .22 rifle, alien invasion, and the horrors of hot cocoa. Seriously.
The Nun, the Gun, and Tom Mix
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dennis Riordan has fallen in love with a salsa band from Mexico, but a drug cartel has put a hit on it. Dennis decides to do what Tom Mix and Tony the Wonder Horse would have done: break into Mexico to save the musicians. Sounds like a plan...except for the nun.
The Walnuts
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Price: Free! Words: 79,520. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A journalist reluctantly signs a contract to write a story about far away earth. He books passage on a Galactic Transport operated by strange little humanoids far advanced to himself. On the long voyage he perfects his English, but doesn't realize his thoughts are not entirely his. By the time he arrives at earth, his contempt for their haughty attitude is well known aboard their ship.
The Israel Bond Omnibus
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 174,860. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011 by Combustoica. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All four of Sol Weinstein's classic Israel Bond - Agent Oy-Oy-7 parody novels available in one affordable omnibus. Loxfinger; Matzohball; On the Secret Service of His Majesty, the Queen; and You Only Live Until You Die - it's wholesale humor at wholesale prices.
Dapper Danny's Amazing Welsh Cousin
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 4,500 words. Dapper Danny is everything that people say he is - a dapper little man. But why is he so tormented by his visit to Wales to see the beautiful Helen..
Unholy Cow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,960. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live. Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that.
Tre gatti e una collina
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Price: Free! Words: 55,040. Language: Italian. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Al risveglio dopo uno svenimento a fronte di una caduta, Aaron si ritrova catapultato in un'improbabile avventura nel Medio Medioevo assieme al collega Bla. Tra personaggi ubriachi, animali inconsueti ed esplosioni termoioniche, al povero Aaron non resta altro che seguire i compagni di avventura in un viaggio senza senso, solo per tenere viva la misera speranza di tornare a casa tutto d'un pezzo.
Boundless
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Price: Free! Words: 12,770. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Difficulties posed in marketing a monstrously large book entice its characters to flee the author's mind in hopes of helping. Even the best of intentions fall awry sometimes. Buckle your seatbelt... insanity is never more than a page away clear until the end.
Gollyweister
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,580. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Paul Gollyweister, an Aspergian 52-year-old with anxieties about social interaction, maintaining eye contact and leaving his apartment. Still his writing talent has afforded him a comfortable lifestle, including a millioin-dollar flat in San Francisco. But Paul's sterile existence is ruined when he happens upon a fifteen-year-old homeless kid.
Radio Radio
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 73,740. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Radio Radio is the debut novel from Ian Shane. Erik Randal is the night time on-air personality at WLAM. His world is turned upside-down when a large corporation buys his radio station. He wants to leave town, until he meets a beautiful musician. When he is offered a once in a life time job out of town, he's forced to chose between his dream girl and his dream job.