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Carats and Coconuts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,740. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Amazon and Barnes and Noble Top 100 Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with Book 3 in her Cozy Cash Mystery Series – CARATS AND COCONUTS. Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond in the gem smuggling world of Brazil's Amazon Rainforest...with the help of Grams, who now has a Queen of Crabby Maxine fixation.
Unspent Time - Omnibus
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,230. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive to the opposite sex and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%* (*These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence.) From the award winning author of ‘No Hope for Gomez!’ comes a collection of 20 impossible tales.
Barely Legal
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 66,840. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Meredith Evans is risking her position in the Cook County Public Defender’s office by paying off her student loans as Misty, an exotic dancer at a south side strip club. When Admiral Evans discovers his daughter’s dirty little secret, he calls in a favor from Assistant D.A. Paul Kaplan-get his little girl off the stage. This may be the best assignment Kaplan has had in years.
Voodoo Love Song
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 55,810. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
At Disney World, Paul is picked up by a five-foot duck named Huey. Duckness proves skin deep, however, for Huey the Duck is really Huey the Girl, who leads Paul astray and to Key West. While sailing, they are marooned on a tropical island. Idyllic, except for the pirates, pythons and panthers, voodoo, men who have passed through the earth twice, and things that go bump in the Caribbean night.
More Agonising Golf
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,070. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Golf's premier agony aunt/coach, Ms Kallas-Way, returns to answer more of those questions you're too embarrassed to ask your pro.
Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
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Price: Free! Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!
The Honesties of Love
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 67,800. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012 by Mondial. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this comedy of bad manners, the ill-matched parents of too young newly-weds Billy and Ann Richardson politely collide in a series of encounters guaranteed to insure catastrophe, when a wry college professor, a glamorous real estate agent, a randy plumber, and a frustrated housewife politely face off on some social and sexual battlefields.
Deal With Life’s Stress With a Little Humor
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 26,590. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Deal With Life’s Stress With A Little Humor holds 50 humor columns and is sure to have you rolling in the aisles with laughter or at least bring a smile to your lips and heart. In these crazy and troubled times we can all use a little laughter and this book will make you forget your troubles, at least for awhile. The book is cheap, but the memories – priceless.
Pinligt
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,920. Language: Danish. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mød Fødselsmafiaen, en rottefælde, en ukrudtsbrænder, en giraf, Jydske betjente, et Dankort på afveje, en slagfærdig ældre dame med stok og meget mere i denne samling af små historier, der nok skal give dig noget at grine af. "Pinligt" er nummer to i serien "Holbohistorier" af Per Holbo og handler om alle de mange pinlige ting, vi kommer ud for i hverdagen - nåja, måske ikke os alle sammen...?
The Shit-Eater Blues
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: February 29, 2012 by Fiero Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
He may look like a simple starfish, but Ll-ll is an extraterrestrial orphan, a Child of the Gng, possessed a sense of wonder and a gastronomic appreciation of human excrement. But when he manages to use his vocalizing air bladder to attract the attention of a blues musician whose toilet he inhabits, Ll-ll discovers his true destiny.
My brother's Half-Crown
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Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 2,000 words. In Ireland 1942, you made your own fun! Anyway, my turn came and I threw the shovel the highest, but this time it came straight back down like a guillotine and it took the tip off my brother’s nose. We all froze in horror. Then my sister picked up the tip and stuck it back on his face a second before the scream came.
The Monster's Lair
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Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Arthur and Sid in a mini adventure.
Putz Of The Century
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 43,950. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Do you remember the ONE MOMENT that changed the direction of your life? Neither does Irving Rosen. He’s not even aware such a moment exists.
Z14
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,300. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Z14 is a cyborg, he’s a killer and he’s a collector of cuddly toys. Killing humans is wrong, he knows that. But it just feels right, somehow, almost like he was made to do it – and it pays really well. Z14 is an offbeat science fiction romp, with strong characters battling against a dangerous, if somewhat daft, alien plot. You may chuckle, you may grimace - sometimes both together.
Searching For Victory
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Price: $5.95 USD. Words: 53,720. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do 3 angry men, a former flame turned stalker and a man dressed as Marilyn Monroe have in common? They're all part of Vicki Mercer's life. She thought her friends were amusing, but when her own life gets interesting, she can't ignore the pattern emerging. Can she grow a backbone and get a life? And just how, exactly, do you kill a moose with your head?
Affection for Crime
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 80,120. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Las Vegas Gazette crime columnist Maggie Hall, through clever journalistic questioning or blind bumbling, follows a bribery scandal that leads to two murders and attempts on her own life. A native Las Vegan and combination of Luella Parsons, Scarlett O’Hara, and Typhoid Mary, Maggie realizes she’s on the trail of the hottest story of her career and, coincidentally, the two hottest men.
Hackers, Hustlers and the Fatman
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 82,680. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Amateur golfer JW Franklin races across the globe. Along the way, he befriends Peter, a former PGA Tour player and reclusive golf guru, hiding in Japan from the mob. For years, Peter mentors JW with stories of high-stakes matches with Moe Norman, Evel Knievel, the 7-11 Savant and the greatest gambler ever - the Fatman. Surreally, JW finds himself fighting to make the cut at Augusta. Will he do it?
Sweet Revenge
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A very short story about cake and consequences.
Short Stories and Diversions
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,800. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Original short stories, comedy/jokes, nostalgia, thought provoking satire/take-offs, and some self-help.
Cool As A Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
(4.00 from 1 review)
"He's as cool as a cucumber." It fit. Kenneth Cary Coulson was as calm and self-possessed as any rookie pitcher that I had ever seen. With the playoffs on the line, Cucumber was called to pitch. With his dad and his girl friend watching, Coulson calmly reared back and threw two blazing fast balls. What happened next shocked everyone, including me in the press box.