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Big News
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Plays » American / African American
Four friends get together for dinner. One has big news. Big News by Joseph Shaw Bard and Book Publishing
Santa Fe Fortune
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,780. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Gwen's got 10 days to raise twenty thousand dollars in cash. Can she rope a rancher in the ride? A sweet, contemporary romantic comedy from Ginny Baird.
Senseless Confidential
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 78,830. Language: American English. Published: June 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A wild, wacky crime thriller through the backwoods of the Oregon Cascades takes brokenhearted Nick Prince, employee of the U.S. "Senseless" Bureau to the doorsteps of reluctant respondents with whom he's required to conduct a census interview. One remote address in the tiny forest town of Elwood lands Nick in a heap of trouble. You won't know whether to laugh or cry as Nick tries to save himself.
Linda's Christmas Present
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: American English. Published: June 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
On Christmas Eve, the Lancers have the Loves over for dinner. A fun, relaxing evening at home and church brings questions to Linda's mind - including questions regarding Lara. This is the fifth story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore. "Becoming a Hero" is a quiet, low-key series that explores the making of a hero. 1,381 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Parallel Universe or: How Hollywood Got Sucked Down the Black Hole of Comedy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,700. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A smackdown parody of Hollywood comics… In a parallel universe, entertainment has been outlawed. The twisted dictator of the United States, Denis Leery, tries to stop the subsequent revolution, led by Jack Blackcheese, by banishing comics to our universe. This sets off a chain of wacky events, including one bungled by Leery’s mad scientist, Jim Carreysauce, that threatens to annihilate mankind.
Dorked by the Rings (a diary of Middle-dirt)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,330. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A parody collection of diaries, where The Lord of the Rings main characters tell their personal stories while battling to destroy SourDong’s evil Ring. As they bungle their way through preposterous plights and sinister skullduggery, Middle-dirt hangs over a cliff of absurdity.
Angels of Mercy
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,540. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mercy Allcutt is excited to be renting out rooms in her new home in Los Angeles, no matter how skeptical her boss, PI Ernie Templeton, is. When her housekeeper's son is arrested for murdering a Hollywood bigwig, Mercy gets Ernie to investigate. She aims to do a little snooping on her own. In the meantime, Mercy discovers there's more to being a landlady than meets the eye.
Smoke: An Imogene Duckworthy Mystery
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,980. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Imogene Duckworthy, who yearns to be a PI, has landed a job assisting Mike Mallett in Wymee Falls, Texas. Bringing home a pot-bellied pig as a birthday gift for her daughter, Nancy Drew Duckworthy, Immy discovers the body of the owner of Jerry's Jerky hanging in the smokeroom. Now she has her chance to prove her skills.
Fartypants! – From Stinker to Fart Master
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,930. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Craig wants to be a super spy like his folks, but his nose-melting, ear-splitting farts will blow a spy’s cover sky high. Defarting remedies by weird scientists and doctors give him explosive results, but no cure. Then a spy cell of alien space vegetables out to conquer Earth nab and stash him in their starship. Can Craig use his spy smarts and stinky sonic booms to escape and save our planet?
Another Rotten Night (Graveyard Shift: The Adventures of Carson Dudley, Book 2)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,720. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After defeating the fiendish vampire Vanessa, Carson returns to his beloved 24/7 only to find it threatened by a new foe - this one older, meaner and a whole lot stinkier. With corporate execs breathing down his neck, zombie ninjas (and worse) lurking in the shadows and his friends tangled up in troubles of their own, for Carson Dudley, it's bound to be Another Rotten Night!
Hubert Shrubb takes charge
Price: $8.50 USD. Words: 11,510. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Hubert Shrubb has to leave his expensive prep school to go to the local village school, he feels that his world has collapsed. His new headteacher, Mr Cogsworthy, seems to be as mad as a box of frogs and the kids take delight in mocking Hubert’s posh ways.
The World According to Bazil Bratt, aged 8
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bazil is the third son of the dysfunctional Bratts. Whilst Mr Bratt is doing a long stretch in prison, his family live in poverty in the north of England. Bazil, however, has a secret weapon which will be his family's ticket out of there - he is a mini genius. Bazil doesn't realise he's using poetry as an outlet for his frustrations - but he's good at it and sometimes very funny.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Family Heirloom
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As she boards the plane that will take her back to the city in which she works, Julie isn’t looking forward to another lonely year, far from her family and friends. That is, until an attractive and friendly stranger sits next to her. But, how can she get him to notice her? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
Linda's Love
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: American English. Published: June 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the fourth story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore. In this story, Linda spends a day at Lara's house, learns her grade for her school marriage project, and defends Lara against a malignent basketball. "Becoming a Hero" is a quiet, low-key series that explores the making of a hero. There are no big battles, no angst, and no teen melodrama. 1,807 words
Funny Fantasies
Series: Funny Shorts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,080. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Another hilarious collection of short stories from John McDonnell, "Funny Fantasies" has tales about an Irish genie in a lamp, a bratty teenager abducted by aliens, a princess and a zany dragon, a village pharmacist who has to deal with customers who've been turned into werewolves and gnomes, a Bertie Wooster style adventure written in homage to P.G. Wodehouse, and much more.
Deuce Delaney (Teen Edition)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,350. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Teenage troublemaker entangles himself in a deadly mystery in his own side yard.
Pop Tarts and Snails
Price: Free! Words: 11,930. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012 by Immediex Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun look at restaurants, food, supermarkets, and dieting.
Rusty & Slasher's Guide to Crime
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,280. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Russell and John, aka Rusty & Slasher, are two ordinary beer-swilling, rugby-playing blokes with ambition. They want to be career criminals but things do not go the way they’ve planned. Instead they get mixed up with real honest-to-God crims who would like nothing better than to see the pair eliminated. And then there’s Lily Trubshaw. Is she the local floozie, or have the guys got it all wrong?
Super Heroes NOW!
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Captain Flak, Mezmo, and RetroBution are the local costumed heroes. They have no super powers, but provide super community services, as they like to call them. This night, before they go on street patrol, they will meet their biggest fan – an overly enthusiastic nine-year-old boy, who thinks they really have super powers.
Are We There Yet?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
The more things change, the more they stay the same. The Larson family head out in their space-RV on a vacation trip to Venus when the mini-disasters start piling up, soon leading to an age-old refrain… "Are we there yet?" A science fiction humor short story.