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The Last Resort
Price: Free! Words: 83,290. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Chased from an Austrian cliff-top castle by an angry mob armed with pitchforks and torches – where can a zombie run to for safety? Hunted down by a headmaster with a silver-bullet-loaded rifle – what’s a boarding school matron-turned werewolf to do? Weary of jumping out from behind pyramids, half-heartedly cursing tourists – how’s an ancient mummy to fill his time?
After These Messages
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 22,390. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What would happen if the world suddenly turned into a giant commercial break? Jade's about to find out, thanks to her little brother's stupid wish. Now, not only must she face stupid ads coming to life around her every minute of the day. She's also being stalked by the most terrifying one of all: the creepy, always-smiling Burger Planet mascot! *This is a novella at about 23,000 words.*
He's My Tank
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,810. Language: American English. Published: August 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
This is your typical cop has to protect the girl story with a twist. Maggie isn't beautiful, she doesn't make men stop and stare...well maybe she does but not in the way most women want. Most people see her as weird loser at best. She won't let anyone touch her, she stutters constantly, and is always playing video games like some geeky teenager.
Argos and His Master
Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 9,370. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012 by Fario. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literary collections » European / Italian
"Life is this way: first you have to beg for things and then you have to growl to keep them." Argos's master has been sent to the mountains for his health. Bored, he resolves to teach his hunting dog to talk. The experiment fails, but he himself--the more advanced animal--manages to learn Argos's language.
A Likely Story
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 59,470. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Warren Plowright asked his girlfriend to marry him, she said no, that he was too boring, safe and idealistic. That was on his birthday. Three days later he was racing across the country with the FBI and the Mob chasing after him. A villain to some; a hero to many, as the American public began to root for him, that he would be able to find the evidence he needed to clear his name.
Santa Fe Fortune and How to Marry a Matador (Gemini Edition)
Series: Gemini Editions, Book 2. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 87,870. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
But two romantic comedy novels, SANTA FE FORTUNE and HOW TO MARRY A MATADOR, in one fun volume and Save $. SANTA FE FORTUNE Gwen's got 10 days to raise twenty thousand dollars in cash. Can she rope a rancher in the ride? HOW TO MARRY A MATADOR Jessica Bloom flies to Madrid on an acquisitions deal, but wakes up married to a matador instead.
Dorian Evergreen
Price: Free! Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ces nouvelles, toujours très bien écrites, se dévorent copieusement. Elles se révèlent également éclectiques, lorsque l’auteur nous conte les aventures d’une vieille péripatéticienne en fin de carrière enlevée par un ancien client amoureux sous les yeux de son antique proxénète, où lorsqu’il dépeint l’univers glauque de deux « pointeurs » violeurs et assassins d’enfants pas du tout pénitents.
Existential Girls
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Graphic novel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Existentialist girls may appear to live for today, but it is not that simple. If life has no meaning, then everything is absurd. The Existentialist girl is into her own kind of genetic engineering, a serious agenda. Fans of bikinis and thongs, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton know that you have to make the most of the moment.
A Clash of Civilisations
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
It's late. It's dark. Some strange creature is crawling. Something sends the cat racing inside. What exactly is out there in the darkness? Why are all the frogs disappearing? Something is casting shadows onto an outside wall. Can it be a moth attracted to the light, or is it something else? Only the neighbour's cat from three doors down knows, and she is capable of leaving only bizarre clues.
So You Like Short Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,770. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
So You Like Short Stories offers a variety of original, well written, high interest humorous short stories. Added to each story: a touch of irony. The resulting diversity of imaginative fiction is certain to capture your interest.
Drama
Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012 by Stofkonijn (Dustbunny). Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Am I doing it right?’ Alfred asked, his voice wavering. This is the story about how the dramatic piece of art you see on the cover actually came to be. This story (in the original Dutch version) won the very first Unleash award, which was then called the Santorian assignment. It was inspired by Broms piece of art, which now adorns this story’s cover.
Dramatiek
Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: Dutch. Published: August 24, 2012 by Stofkonijn (Dustbunny). Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Doe ik het zo goed?’ vroeg Alfred met weifelende stem. Het verhaal van hoe het beeld op de cover van dit boek tot stand is gekomen. Dit verhaal won de allereerste santoriaanse opdracht (een voorloper van de Unleash award) en is gebaseerd op het getoonde kunstwerk van Brom. Voor meer kunst van Brom, zie zijn officiële website, genoemd in het colofon.
Los 365 Mejores Chistes ¡Para Sonreir Cada Día del Año!
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 28,100. Language: Spanish. Published: August 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Una selección de los mejores chistes conocidos. Se ha pensado en la idea de un chiste al día realizando una colección muy divertida y amena para todo un año de alegrías. ¡La risa esta garantizada para todos!
Wizard for Rent
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 39,770. Language: American English. Published: August 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The lighter side of magic. Grolek, a mediocre wizard, has been forced to join a rather unpleasant Nobleman in his bid for power. When the bid fails, Grolek must flee through a portal to a new world, one he had visited several times in the last few centuries. It is far different than his last visit, three centuries earlier. Welcome to California
The Fabulous Spawlszoff Brothers
Price: Free! Words: 57,360. Language: British English. Published: August 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Fabulous Spawlszoff Brothers is Fiction based on actual events that took place during the past 40 years.
The Gentle War and Other Idle Thoughts
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 58,150. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The gentle war between married couples and humorous give and take in a marriage. Asking a bank for a loan to build an ark. Negotiating with St Peter when he informs you there are 3 more sins not published. How to preempt your wife when she looks like she wants to argue. How husbands drop in rank every year after the kids come and now is below the hamster the kids bring home from school.
Charles, the Maiden and the Ogre
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,640. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: August 21, 2012 by The Manuscript Publisher. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charles loved books. He loved girls & music & books in that order. He finds happiness for a while working in a bookshop but it doesn't last. He confides to his friend, the writer and philosopher that, "it would be rather nice to live inside a book." Charles' friend promises to do what she can to help him. So begins his odyssey. A book for everyone who believes in Fairy Tales and Happy Endings.
The First Book Of Tasteless Fortune Cookie Fortunes
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joe Wang worked for 36 years writing fortunes for fortune cookies. He saved the ones that were rejected as being ‘tasteless’. In this book you will find some of the worst and funniest of the rejected fortunes.
Funny Ha! Ha!
Price: $4.25 USD. Words: 26,840. Language: Australian English. Published: August 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘funny ha! ha!’ represents two stories: an aged woman terrorizing the neighbours, and two ghosts who relate the story of how they died. in ‘terror jihad o’hara’, after chen migrates to england his life is forever changed. lock your door, because jihad o’hara might come to live in a town near you! in ‘i die for you’, a tramp with alzheimer’s, and a doctor cannot even agree on the color of the dog!
Practical Advice from an Evolved Soul
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,250. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
"Fulfill your destiny Fifi, as you wander through the Wilderness," Goth her spirit guide tells her.... Marcus Dino's latest book 'Practical Advice from an Evolved Soul', an anthology like it's smash hit predecessor, 'Diary of a Mad Gen Yer.' has 21st century actress/heroine Cheryl 'Fifi' Larouche, first introduced in Mr Dino's original blockbuster novel 'Fifi,' coming back as outrageous as ever.