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In Space No One Can Hear You Laugh
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,190. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2012 by Blue Shark Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LAUGH offers five glimpses of a hilarious future. Watch as powerful aliens place the fate of humanity in the sticky hands of a small-time crook…Take a peek at an exotic dancer working the moons of Jupiter who finds herself in the middle of an interplanetary power play…Join a human freighter crew as they try to fight off the wacky effects of an alien curse.
Twevven and the big bigger biggest baby burp
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / New Baby, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Twevven has forgotten his purse so finds himself 'volunteering' to do something that he's never done before. It is fairly certain that he ends up regretting this. Illustrated by Lauren Eldridge-Murray
The Boys from the Bush
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,390. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The exploits of four friends growing up in post-war Shepherds Bush: pre-TV and computer games yet boredom never existed. Schemes were hatched in "H.Q." - a perilous bombed-out house where only bare rafters remained. David, our storyteller - tales usually involving dead bodies. Reggie, the best sportsman. Joey, asthmatic but immaculate - cherry-blossomed shoes, brylcreemed hair. Ken, the narrator.
Homemade Sin
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 105,560. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012 by Rebel ePublishers. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, John Kennedy Toole, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Dickens, Edgar Allan Poe and many others have in common?
Little Things
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
This book will be free for two days--July 8-9, 2012. After this date it will be $.99 There are two short stories in this book, both about romance, but both very diffident since no two romances are alike. Maggie's fiancés Fred broke her heart when her future husband ran off with the bride's best friend, who also was supposed to be her Maid of Honor.
Dirt's Champions
Series: Dirt, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 102,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tasked by the Legion of the Dead to help them destroy the fell creatures that have invaded Dirt and the Netherworld, Jack Pepper must come up with a plan. Failure to stop the monstrous invasion means the end of death as we know it
Until Death Do Us Part
Price: Free! Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
5,000-word humorous mini story which takes place immediately after the events of the novel, "The Vampire Shrink." Denver Psychologist Kismet Knight counsels vampires. Apparently, some vampires are easier to counsel than others.
System, Magic, Spirit
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,440. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wizard Ambrose just wants to die; wimpish Prince Jestin wants to woo Princess Temaline. Trouble is, she's already betrothed. Jestin must fight a warrior to the death for her but stands no chance without Ambrose's magic.
Game of Hearts
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,890. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012 by Astraea Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Deborah Zimmerman’s life is not going well right now. She has to deal with a deadbeat dad, teenagers, financial stress, and a store manager’s glare. The cake that lands on her head isn’t helping any. When she bumps into Brandon Nash, her heart skips a beat. Could this be love at first sight or the signs of a heart attack?
Epic Yarns from Beyond the Horizon. The Petite Collection. Volume I.
Price: Free! Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
This is my fist published collection of short stories. Hope you'll enjoy them. If you like them, post a review or Tweet at me, I'd love to hear from you!
Dirt
Series: Dirt, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 110,310. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jack Pepper is dead. Good for the plot, but not so good for Jack. By happy coincidence, Crum and Ampit—ambitious grinfangs of the planet Dirt—need a dead engineer. With a stolen spell, the grinfangs make sure Jack doesn’t stay dead. A win-win situation for everyone, perhaps, but Jack, far from being grateful, goes on the run when he finds out what the acquisitive pair want of him
Planet Eve: The Tale of a Sprout
Price: Free! Words: 8,820. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story about a planet whose inhabitants simply can't get along with each other. Not a day goes by without a war or at least a fight. Sound familiar? Things go as planned until Eve gets hit by another planet called Adam.
Sutro
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,910. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ted is a student intern working on the Mount Sutro tower, located along the southern hills of San Francisco. Teddie is sent to Mount Sutro by her Los Angeles television station where she is to assist in the placement of the tower’s first television antenna. Ted and Teddie soon find they have more than their name in common as they work on Mount Sutro. They find love’s attraction there.
Some Sugar
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Fairish and Goat tale. Sparkly the dragon eats some bad troll. Naturally, this leads to profound conversation. Unnaturally, Fairish is beginning to not entirely loathe the one-eyed goatherd she's bound to for all eternity ...
The Good Morrow
Price: Free! Words: 31,040. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An allegorical piece of fluff combining a yearning for transcendence with screwball comedy. After inheriting his grandfather's plantation and all the kooky relatives that come with it, a would-be poet falls in love with a girl no one else can see. Readers in search of realism and fully developed characters are advised to look elsewhere.
How Lions Ended Up In Cages
Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Updated. The Story of a lion in love with a girl and would follow her anywhere. Along with several other stories, "How Lions Get Out of Cages" and "And Snakes End Up In Pits", etc. All stories are told in short poem form and include pictures.
Two People Having Sex (An Erotic Parody)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,780. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012 by 1st Amend Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
What can two people in love do when corporate censors are breathing down their necks? The answer? Less than you might imagine. "Two People Having Sex" is a playful erotic (as much as allowable as per corporate Terms and Conditions) parody that addresses censorship by corporate bullies.
Maudite Bique
Price: $1.19 USD. Words: 3,750. Language: French. Published: March 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
En deux nouvelles, le décor est planté : non content d'être un lecteur assidu de quelques grands classiques, le narrateur des Nouvelles de Maximgar est aussi un bonhomme imbus de sa personne, tiraillé par son imagination et les flatteries à trois francs six sous qu'on peut lui faire.
Fairish & The One-Eyed Goatherd
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Beauty(of 'and the Beast'-type fame)'s okay-looking older sister Fairish gets her own potential fairytale. It doesn't go too well. Featuring a heroine who really likes to say 'screw you,' a hero who knows how to rock an eyepatch, adventure, danger, random dragons, and all the goats you could possibly dream of. And then some. Seriously. There are just too many goats.
Carats and Coconuts
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,740. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Amazon and Barnes and Noble Top 100 Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with Book 3 in her Cozy Cash Mystery Series – CARATS AND COCONUTS. Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond in the gem smuggling world of Brazil's Amazon Rainforest...with the help of Grams, who now has a Queen of Crabby Maxine fixation.