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Touch and Go (A Mercy Watts Short)
Series: Mercy Watts Mysteries. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,510. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A bad dog and a missing man. Mercy Watts is up to her double D’s in trouble. She agrees to take on a case for an old rival to avoid doing paperwork for her PI father, but her plan doesn’t include a poodle with problems. If she dumps the case, she’ll pay a terrible price. She’ll have to type.
Memoirs of a Poet
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,570. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Memoirs of a Poet is a delightful book of poems which talks about childhood activities, as seen through the eyes of their father. It is written in such a way that young readers can enjoy reading it as well as appealing to other more experienced readers.
The Grotty Spoon: The Most Disgusting Restaurant in the World
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,750. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Cooking & Food, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'The Grotty Spoon' is not what you'd call a normal restaurant. Mr Sprout, the revolting owner, would do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when an Inspector comes to visit, Mr Sprout and his long-suffering employees do everything they can to impress. Which of course is a recipe for utter chaos. Self-illustrated with over 30 pencil drawings.
Laugh Your Way To Good Health
Price: $11.59 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a book that is packed with jokes, comedy, photo comedy, short stories and lots of inspirational materials that will make you laugh all the way. It is meant to reduce stress in the lives of its readers and help them live happily and healthily. This book will make you shed tears of joy. That is an iron-clad promise. It is simply a must read.
Off His Leash
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013 by Short Story Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Press Presents Off His Leash by Brandon Dowless The story focuses on a young man named Randall, or Rand for short, seeking to find his canine friend Ed, or Eduardo the Magnificento for long. The story strives to keep you entertained with action, suspense and twists, with just enough irony and humor to keep you smiling as you read.
Trippin'
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,940. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Puff, puff...pass. Two anonymous stoners get high amidst the urban landscape of Houston. But when their weekly pickup and delivery deteriorates into bloodshed over stacks of money, the stoners become desperate to keep their heads attached and stay high before the Big Boss decides he’s had enough.
Visiting Chris
Price: Free! Words: 2,060. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A city-slicker confronts the reality of country life, feral pigs, mad dogs included.
Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth
Price: Free! Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.67 from 6 reviews)
This is humor along the lines of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. The president is coming into the Whitehouse after being elected and the Secretary of Defense tries to brief him about our microscopic nemesis and the building agression between the two planets. After the president realizes that he isn't being hazed his first day in office he needs a plan to defend earth.
Keep Your Kilt Pulled Down
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,520. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is not a story that should start with "once upon a time". This is a Southern fairy tale, and they always start with "you ain't gonna believe this crap." This is an unfortunate start for a book about the facts of my life. Settle back to enjoy some lighthearted stories of a Southern Scottish family. It's silly, unprofessional, and probably unreadable, but hey, Columbus took a chance.
Silver Service
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,280. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Irish romantic comedy. Chris O’Shea is running a catering firm in Dublin. Her life is complicated when she meets a handsome Spanish businessman, who turns her thoughts, despite herself, from the straight and narrow path of career and ambition, teaching her that you must love people they way they are and not how you want them to be.
Public Toenails and My Fights Over Stolen Chicken and Such
Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A young married couple attempt a simple Sunday outing to the grocery store but when the man's wife accuses him of flirting with the girl working the deli counter and influencing her to steal chicken for him he tries to reason with her. She's stubborn and insists that he report the incident to the store manager. Problems arise. This is a quirky odd story
Wannabe Rock Star
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,130. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Wannabe Rock Star”: Wheatie, a troubled, leggy, and very stoned co-ed has a huge chip on her shoulder. She wanted to be a ballet dancer. Her wealthy family forces her to be a journalist. She must deliver a make it or break it, unique paper about the sixties. If not, she will fail a much needed college class.
Two-Hundred Steps Home Volume Two
Series: Two-Hundred Steps Home, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 22,990. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Claire has reached the Lakes and is strongly in need of a Starbucks. Her boss has told her to up the adrenalin, so Claire finds herself climbing trees and dangling over waterfalls all in search of 'Blog Fodder'. The mysterious Josh is tagging along too: is he looking for company or a place to hide? 'Two-Hundred Steps Home Vol 2' contains February's instalments from the daily blog by WriterMummy
The Best Short Story of 1976
Price: Free! Words: 4,890. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is a story told from the point of view of a young boy that describes growing up with his twin sister, psychic mother, and his neurotic, supersticious father, and an incident they endured with one of their neighbors that the towns people referred to as The Bird Lady. A very old woman that many accused of being a witch. There is also a black cat that plays a prominent role in the family's lives
Rita
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,640. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Following retirement, Rita became the quest of a retired cowboy carrying an ego bigger than his hat and believing himself to be the cure for female menopause. During her Civil Service career Rita gained a bellyful of Buck’s type and now it was payback time. Poor old Buck became the mark of a real estate string Rita engineered to vent her years of male induced put-downs and humiliation.
Untitled: A Fairy Tale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,130. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When Princess Amber disappears suddenly while playing in the Forbidden Garden, it's up to Prince Andrew to rescue her ... ten years later. Okay, so he's a little slow. Surely the princess won't hold it against him. Right?
Plaid Elbow Macaroni Salad
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's said that empowerment must come from within. Sometimes it does and sometimes ...
No Safety Bars and Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,660. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013 by Fideli Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Literary collections » American / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From “The Fountain of Youth, to “The Pool of Happiness” to even the lessons learned on an old carnival roller coaster in “No Safety Bars” Shell delves into the “whys and what-ifs” of our inner emotions in this collection of short stories. Each page poses questions to the heart and mind.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ... Gingerbread?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You'd think acquiring a smartphone a simple enough task, but it's a perilous path to tread. For your next contract, you'd be wise to consider a Faustian deal instead.
Access Code
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're going to enter the world of consulting, you can't avoid the dreaded all-day meeting.