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Revenge of the Inept
By Josephus Bocklatar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,430. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
Revenge done the southern way….out of fabricated necessity. When a man is publicly embarrassed he hides away in his private dwelling. When his private dwelling is no more due to outside forces….he has no other choice but to act a fool and get revenge on all those who mock him. Meet Smart Boy, Drunk Man, Jesse, Chuck and Peter. Five guys who can wear shame as if it were a thousand dollar suit.
The King of the Hapless
By Josephus Bocklatar
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,700. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
This is the story of Jax Heumont. His life is filled with so much comedic chaos that he doesn't know what serenity would feel like because he never experiences it.“The King of the Hapless” will enlighten you on the ins and outs of Pure Unadulterated Southern Love and Revenge.
The Art of Creating Alpha Males
By CJ Cronin
Series: Humor and Philosophy, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,500. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Dysfunctional relationships
"The Art of Creating Alpha Males": Males have certain instincts unique to their sex, as do females. So using the other sex’s instincts to advantage is possible, as many a Casanova or Mata Hari will confirm. 38,840 words Plus Bonus Book: "The Bazza Chronicles" A hilarious, delightful and often touching recollection of an eccentric friendship. 36,000 words
The Adventures of Slugman - A Dollar A Day Keeps The Doctor In Pay
By Carter Rydyr
Price: $1.33 USD. Words: 750. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2011 by Storm Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this illustory, Slugman is critically injured and must suffer in a flawed health system.
Hong Kong Film
By Lucy Lelens
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Drama » Asian
The other day I was walking the back streets of Hong Kong when I came across a very interesting incident. I stumbled across the shooting of a film, so I sat down quietly and watched the action. After I returned to my hotel room I wrote some notes down about what I had seen. Health warning - please do not read this if you are likely to wet your pants from laughing too hard.
Survive the Movie Plot: Real Folks' Survival Guide for Horror, Sci-Fi & Thrillers
By K.E. Hawkins
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,750. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Vampire attacks, space aliens, mad scientists, giant ants, monsters and other scary encounters that you can survive with the help of this survival guide. This book contains information presented with humor that may one day be found useful to you. Real folks have survival rights, too! Photos from classic B-movies are included.
Open Mic Volume Three
By Big Daddy Abel
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,930. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2011 by Trestle Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Pressure? Did anyone say Pressure? “Big Daddy” Abel wears his heart on his sleeve, and has his “real” heart in the right place. He lays himself emotionally naked for us to read, ponder and absorb. This, is real, at times all too real. Be prepared; guard yourself, as “Big Daddy” takes you for a “real” ride into his real mind, real heart and real soul.
Thumps and Losers Two Short Stories
By Marsha Ward
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two short tales from master storyteller Marsha Ward. A lone woman faces down a "bear" in her remote county home in "Thumps in the Night," and a ten-year-old boy finds a wallet full of cash in "Losers Weepers."
Osama Bin Hiding (And his Love of Dr. Pepper)
By Nicholas Galt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A reporter is nabbed by men from the Taliban and is given a private audience with the most wanted man on the planet. Why? His captor keeps alluding to a game that is eons old. What game? What is I.T.H.A.S.G.A.? And what is it about Oh Henry chocolates and Dr. Pepper?
Don't Read This! - Volume I
By Jon Hartford
You set the price! Words: 2,710. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
A collection of 7 original flash fiction (and one poem). Some are funny, some are profound, and all are bite-sized, though quite indigestible. You should totally read this (and then give me money).
The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman
By Brock LaBorde
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,990. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century’s self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of “gentleman”.
Cottonwood Cowboys
By Marsha Ward
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
In a short story designed to make you chuckle, award-winning Western writer Marsha Ward brings you a pair of young men trying to fit the unexpected chore of cutting up a fallen cottonwood tree with a two-man saw into their plans to attend a dance on Saturday night.
Unpredictable Results
By Charles Inglin
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 88,740. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Mix a good hearted but totally incompetent human, his conniving relatives, an android butler, and you get Unpredictable Results.
Some Summonings Are Suspect
By Jeffrey Somogyi
Price: Free! Words: 3,430. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Here's a short story about a hill, some guys, some other guys, and some things that want to eat those guys. There's a bit of occult chanting, too, so you know this is definitely a Fantasy story.
Torture in the Garden of Eden
By David Smith
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 30,030. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011 by Writers AMuse Me. Category: Fiction » Literature » War
From a cell in the Hanoi Hilton, a US POW embarks on an incredible insane psychological journey in order to maintain his sanity, in the process creating a truly unique, unorthodox relationship with both God and the devil.
Will His Love Be Like His Rum?
By Richard Daybell
Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
0.75 star(3.67 from 3 reviews)
"Please, oh please," Caterina sobbed as she sat cross-legged in front of the closet, speaking to its door. This was her wedding night, her night of nights, but her new husband has serious wedding night jitters and has locked himself in that closet. Can she coax him out and to their wedding bed? Will his love be like his rum, intoxicating all night long? Or will that closet door stay locked?
Gardyloo!
By John Leicht
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 76,340. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Hugh McGregor, a corporate trademark attorney for McGregor Corporation, happens upon the village of New Plockton, Iowa, where he discovers a Scottish Snuggery in violation of McGregor Corporation's trademark. Hugh's world view is then set on its ontological ear by Maddie McGregor, owner of the Snuggery. This is a story not so much of redemption, but of ontological transformation. Of a sort.
The Ugly Kids
By Renee Adams
Price: Free! Words: 9,220. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
0.75 star(4.86 from 7 reviews)
All Lily wanted was to be a normal high school student. Well, the most normal a six foot, three inch tall girl who was bigger and stronger than the average football player could be. And it really was wonderfully normal...until a Goblin fell in love with her. Now Lily is dodging Goblins, Ogres, and table cutlery in this amusing misadventure of awkward high school romance.
The Absurd Secret Diary Of An Unborn Baby
By David N Bending
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 34,440. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Friday 17th October. Morning. D-Day! Bad omen in the sky! A good omen would be hard rain, lightning even better! However, the sky is clear, and unfortunately for me, that is our cue to step into the plane. Bags are carefully packed, tightly secured, and I hope, fully tested, but instead of dreaming of flying to distant Greek islands, the ‘bags’ are tightly strapped to our mother’s backs.Skydiving!
Ueda Sensei Solves Crimes of Depravity and Perversity
By Robert Crayola
Series: The Ueda Sensei Chronicles, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,150. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Book 1 in the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. Aided by his janitor Otto, Ueda Sensei penetrates the strangest crimes in San Francisco in 32 tales of sex and brutality, obliterating the mystery genre with wit and unnecessary violence, acting as equal parts homage and parody of Sherlock Holmes, Encyclopedia Brown, and other great sleuths. A book to thrill you and restructure your brain completely.