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Marjorie Granger Smiling In The Garden
Price: Free! Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the lovely story of a British woman who is a gardening enthusiast, and also a dinnerlady in a school. She has a lovely family, and an ambition to open a flower shop. One day a lady knocks on her door and changes her life.
Pride, Prejudice and the Perfect Match
Series: Perfect, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,840. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beth Ann Bennet isn’t looking for love. She’s an aspiring social worker using an online alias to study sex-role stereotypes. Dr. William Darcy isn’t looking for love either. He’s just trying to fund his new clinic by winning a major bet. Both think Lady Catherine’s Love Match Website will help them get what they want—fast, easy and without endangering their hearts. Both are in for a big surprise.
Life Trade
Series: LifeTrade ยท Short Stories by Adam Bender. Price: Free! Words: 3,130. Language: American English. Published: January 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What if a stranger took over the part of your best friend? In "Life Trade," a would-be screenwriter seeks answers after his buddy is replaced by someone new. He discovers a matching website for people who want to trade places.
The Cornucopia Radio Ebook
Price: Free! Words: 22,400. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
‘Cornucopia Radio' is a loose collection of Sheffield writers and actors who work together to create cutting edge audio-drama and comedy for broadcast on the radio and internet. They’ve been creating productions since 2008, and as a celebration of their continued output, they’ve decided to collect some of their short comedy scripts and unusual short stories into one magnificent free ebook.
Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,270. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For the Mac Fecker’s, a hangover is a self-inflicted injury, soothed by dunking your head in a barrel of rain water followed by a curry. Chunkie however begins to think he could further his career by shopping the spies yet isn’t concerned at all when Spud has him bobbing up and down in the kitchen singing “A policeman’s lot is not a happy one”.
Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Three)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,320. Language: British English. Published: January 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Mac Fecker clan begin to put their various plans into force. This involves pig rustling, strong drink, Uri Geller, more home brewed beer, badgers and of course randy servicemen. Manston begins to extort money from Mary, but he’s not really sure what for. Without knowing it the MOD are providing the Mac Feckers with food, and soon some of it will be on the hoof.
Mac Fecker, The Pig And The Spy (Part Two)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,390. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jack is told that his neighbour is a friend of Dorothy's and his farm is a secret government experimental facility. In this second part we meet more members of the Mac Fecker clan and the flamboyant neighbour. Plans are beginning to form, not just for Jack, but what’s Mary up to in the barn, what part will Chunkie play in the Pirates of Penzance and what exactly are Buckminster Fullerenes?
Up Sigiriya With KitKat
Price: $9.49 USD. Words: 31,900. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Following It’s the Escalator I Can’t Manage, this is the second in the series of witty, funny and eminently readable sketches which were first published as a weekly column in The Daily News of Sri Lanka some years ago. The tales from Up Sigiriya With KitKat range from the author’s school and university days to stories of her ebullient granddaughter, KitKat.
Blackout Drunk
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,440. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
BLACKOUT DRUNK is an adult comedic look at a day-in-the-life of a jackass college student named Rod Valentine. Due to a typical night of binge drinking at an Animal House type university, he awakens on the bedroom floor, not remembering what the girl he brought home looks like...or what he did with her.
Wild
Price: Free! Words: 8,680. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever thought that animals might be thinking the same things as us? In the fanciful traditions of Aesop, “Wild” by T.K. Wade delivers ten short tales of how animals can sometimes resemble human traits… or visa versa.
A Hero Unto Death
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,310. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Performing a quest to save the world is much more difficult when the hero dies before he even begins. On the day the epic journey is about to begin, the chosen hero, Harold, falls in an unfortunate accident. It's up to his two assistants to carry him through the rest of the quest, pretending he's still alive. An epic quest lies ahead; even if it wasn't intended for the ones performing it!
Midge Fly and the End of The World
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 134,890. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 6 reviews)
Young Midge Fly and his best friend, Stick, are faced with the task of saving the world from an untimely (and untidy) demise; a task which is to some extent hampered by the fact that an 8-feet tall greenish mercenary by the name of Grobut, an extremely nasty Space Shuttle dealer, and the bulk of the Artooroian Fleet under the command of Admiral Voltor are all bent on stopping Midge and Stick.
E-Mail Ordered Bride
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bill Jones has ordered a rare blue diamond Faberge Egg on Ebay. When it arrives a week later, it's not the egg he wanted, but Kiki, a black woman who tells him she is his Mail ordered bride. A hysterical short story by Colby Jones, the Author of Voodoo At The Boob Tube.
Without My Dress
Price: Free! Words: 12,600. Language: British English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spring, 1956. A fresh-faced young girl arrives at a station to pursue her destiny... Fiona Clay, a bewitching mixture of intelligence and stupidity, is about to meet her real mother for the first time. A moving coming-of age mini-novella (very very short book).
Diary of the Lost Teenage
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 109,620. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
After surviving an attempted suicide, Tom Jones, a shy Christian adolescent, learns to use writing in his diary as a means of communicating with himself as his family settles in on a new life in West Texas. High school football in Texas seems to be the states' unofficial religion, yet it's the emerging of television, “the new God,” that starts to have a stronghold in shaping Tom’s new world.
Carousel Cowboy
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,390. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“…after a few more moments and a few delicate arcs of flight, a melody travels down through Travis’s sinewy conduit to play itself out in the middle of the park, trickling out his fingers, traveling out over the grass and out through the humidity." This is the story of Travis Fleeting; a story about a young musician in search of friends, love, music, and maybe—just maybe—purpose.
Mac Fecker, The Pig And The Spy (Part One)
Price: Free! Words: 6,240. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Jack Mac Fecker, pig breeder, farmer and father never thought that he would enter the world of spying, Steven Speilberg, badger rights, home brewing and gay farmers, especially not in the Mountains of Mourne. Temptation, in all its forms, invaded his world and he responded as any half educated Irishman would. Here we meet Jack and his family and find him at the doorstep of a world of espionage.
Jungleland
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,050. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Danny's life is a mess. While attending a concert, he is miraculously transported to his childhood vacation home at the shore. The year is 1995. He has a simple mission: change his past and win over the girl of his dreams. Only nothing's going his way. Danny must now learn to face his future with no regrets and choose between following his dream and following his heart.
Bad At Being Bad
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 79,040. Language: British English. Published: December 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Living with his parents, rent-free and on the dole - life is stress-free and easy. However, when enticed by a job that sounds too good to be true, Steve is thrust into a surreal world where international organised crime is regulated by crazy bureaucracy and health and safety gone mad,and finds himself employed by a megalomaniac boss who is hell bent on that old cliché of world domination
It's The Escalator I Can't Manage
Price: $9.45 USD. Words: 31,210. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Witty, funny and eminently readable, these sketches range from the author’s school and university days to stories of her ebullient granddaughter, Kitkat. Goolbai Gunasekara, a Sri Lankan writer, has the rare ability to laugh at herself and to poke fun at the goings-on of a variety of situations, be they at her school, ballet class,under the dentist’s drill or at a Do-You-Know-Contest.