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Weltanschauung
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,850. Language: Canadian English. Published: November 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Literary collections » Canadian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Collection of humorous and absurd short stories to share with the family under the christmas tree.
Ministry of AfterDeath
Price: Free! Words: 5,010. Language: British English. Published: November 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Comedy book called Ministry Of AfterDeath, which is a bureaucracy in the clouds. This is where all earthly creatures go for processing after they die. This book is a fictitious account of a fly-on-the-wall documentary.
Cheerio, And Thanks For The Apocalypse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,950. Language: British English. Published: November 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Seven tales of England & the English Empire territories of Heaven and Hell collapsing and burning while the population sinks into insanity. Mix atomic annihilation with religion, politics and a nation on tranquilisers and you will surely get burned alive, eaten alive and denied a peaceful afterlife. Features strong male leads, political incorrectness, very little diversity, and a giggle or two.
True or False Hero's
Price: Free! Words: 2,690. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Every superhero must hang up his cape at some point. Today is the day when the Unsquashilble-Tomato breaks the news to his faithful sidekick... young Broccoli-boy.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Shut Your Pie Hole
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Over and over I hear the rants and raves of the upper class, movie stars, singers and the basic rich people about our current affairs like politics and immigrants. So here are some reflective thoughts for them. Enjoy the lack of my dollar and support due to their useless rants that make me cuss.
Magic Mama Headaches and Heartburn
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 58,810. Language: Australian English. Published: November 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
‘Magic Mama – Headaches and Heartburn’ is a modern fairytale with a mother, instead of a princess, needing to be saved from a black dog rather than a fire-breathing dragon. In a way, she thinks she’d prefer the dragon.
Famous Last Selfies
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2018 by Proglen. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
Although best known as an author of crime novels like the Dr. Siri and Jimm Juree series, Colin Cotterill is also an accomplished artist and illustrator. He has designed many book covers for other authors and this new book of cartoons allows you to perhaps see a little bit more into how his mind works.
Hanging Out
Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: Australian English. Published: November 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What if your most embarrassing awkward encounters were put out there for the world to see? Hanging Out is like that, except they are not yours so you can laugh at them. Hanging out follows the inner thoughts of a young single man as he tries to talk to girls and cops a lot of stick from his friends. It’s a fun, casual look at life that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Monday the Thirteenth
Price: Free! Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Friday the thirteenth can be very inconvenient but when it falls on a Monday it can be positively annoying. One Monday such as this with the stars of misfortune perfectly aligned a disembodied head, during a teleconference with Head Office, informed Trevor that henceforth he was surplus to requirements.
A Taste Of My Thoughts My Butt Threw Up
Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another hollow's eve has arrived and just as many parents will indulge in Halloween candy as their children. So with that on my mind, it provoked thoughts and memories and past experiences of the good and bad times of Halloween. So enjoy and relive your own memories as you laugh at another's plight.
Tifa and Aerith
Price: Free! Words: 300. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tifa and aerith battle in a war of words and fantastical humorous oddity.
The Scottish Fetish
Price: Free! Words: 17,140. Language: English (Scottish dialect). Published: October 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Join Ina Parker AKA Bespectacled groupie, an amateur rock journalist as she delves into the mind o' the talented (albeit damaged) rock star, Luke 'Scottish fetish' McDonald and traces his journey from a small town guy to a troubled rock legend.
Un'improbabile cacciatrice d'indizi. Lettere misteriose
Price: $6.50 USD. Words: 68,450. Language: Italian. Published: October 29, 2018 by Gabriele Capelli Editore. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Si chiama Ilde l’eroina del nuovo divertente romanzo di Chiara Pelossi Angelucci. Un’ultra trentenne simpatica e un po’ sconclusionata si scopre erede di una piccola agenzia investigativa. L’agenzia e le indagini fanno da cornice e da motore alla crescita professionale ed emotiva della protagonista. L’umorismo e l’ironia dell’autrice accompagnano la lettura sin dall’inizio.
Ian the Villager 4 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Ian, Colin and Porker go searching for Endermen, not knowing that the evil Herobrine is hot on their trail.
The Gatekeeper, A Ben Harper Story
Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Ben Harper is ready to start dating again after nearly a decade on the sidelines, but the dating scene has changed a lot during his hiatus, and his initial encounter with the poetry mavens turns out to be a doozie.
Guns, Wives and Chocolate
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,350. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lindsay hosts a welcome home party for a drug dealer’s release from prison. What could possibly go wrong? Soon her back yard is filled with felons, loud music, and smoke from various kinds of cigarettes. Lindsay’s ex’s ex, Grace, arrives with her young son and her new husband, Chuck. Chuck is murdered. His other wife calls. Wait…his other wife? Can things get worse? Yes.
Escape to the Orchard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,020. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jane dreams of making her fortune growing Truffle Trees. But first she must make a new life for herself in deepest Devon and survive the hottest, driest summer on record. Overweight and heading for 60, it's no easy task. Join Jane in her adventures and the ups and downs of her Escape To The Orchard.
Scrub Brush And Crystal Vase A Funny Story For Kids and Adults
Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Scrub Brush And Crystal Vase" a book for children and adults alike. Highly imaginative story that kids and their parents will enjoy.
Thor and Nigel
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is nothing that appeals more to a ferocious Viking and an equally ferocious though philosophical pirate than a party and this one is the party to end all parties – The Party at the End of Time. Nigel and Thor give it their best and who better to contribute to mayhem than Vikings and pirates?
Aló, Marciano
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 30,600. Language: Spanish. Published: October 24, 2018 by El Barco Ebrio Editorial. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1949. El periodista César Casariego quiere transmitir por la radio una adaptación de La guerra de los mundos. El director le advierte que juega con fuego, pero su prometida, también periodista, le da ánimos: “no va a pasar nada, en este pueblo nunca pasa nada”. Pero si pasó.