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The Bombay Rifleman's Chest
Price: Free! Words: 82,850. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The City Brewery in London is owned by a rapacious, morally challenged, corporate megalith. An evil, seeping threat has arrived which threatens the entire body with commercial vaporisation. Arthut Bilt, Brewer and Head Brewer since time immemorial, battles to save his beloved employment from an early demise brought on by stress, globalisation, the ravages of progress and managerial stupidity.
A Psychic Couldn't See It
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,330. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lizzie Chandler's new psychic matchmaking business is going through a rough spot. One client creeps her out. The other one wants to get married but is afraid of men. The ladies are enough to drive anyone crazy, and Lizzie's starting to think she's in need of a padded cell. But could it be something else that's causing her to doubt her sanity?
The Purgatory Donut Shop
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,730. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
- a diverse collection of short stories with healthy doses of humour written over the past thirty years.
Twisting Comedies
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,650. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Twisting Comedies is a compilation of three short stories. Each one is based off of an intense scene or dramatic moment, that has a dash of something that will make you snicker.
Maiden Voyage
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The Great A4 Paper Swindle
Price: Free! Words: 2,870. Language: Australian English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Don’t ask me. I mean make of this what you will. The question is, where does this stuff come from? OK; I had a temperature, felt like a dog's breakfast generally, and the missus was feeding me her aspirin, honey, lemon juice and 240Volt OP rum alleged cough mixture. (I mean this can't really be happening. When I open my eyes I'll be young and handsome again and all will be sunshine and happiness…)
Non-Hollywood: A Novel of Actors, Indie Film & Music
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,290. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Living in Los Angeles, a few million strangers have one thing in common: they want to make it in the entertainment business. From actors to indie film types, from rock & rollers to models -- they're here pursuing dreams, working day jobs, and rallying behind the cry of "I deserve to be famous, dammit!" With equal parts humor and empathy, Neal A. Yeager tells the story of four of these souls.
La fase oscura (Sin tregua nº 0)
You set the price! Words: 6,420. Language: Spanish. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Psychological terror thriller, with dosis of humor. Short story prologue to the novel Sin tregua (Non-stop), to be published soon. --- Thriller de terror psicológico, con mucho humor. Relato corto prólogo de la novela Sin tregua, de próxima publicación.
Only the Gnomes Know
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: British English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Urban
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
The quaint English village of Hampton prides itself on the upkeep of its old-fashioned cottages. The annual 'Appealing Garden' competition has the whole village participating with wonderful results. Dorrie's garden isn't quite what she planned.
The Whitefish River Rats
Price: Free! Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It was the summer of 1942 in Whitefish, Montana. A gathering of 11-year-old miscreants, wanna-bee Tom Sawyers with old guns and derelict boats, find adventure and mystery in an abandoned schoolhouse and on a polluted river.
Twenty-Four Home-Groan Puns
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!
Blog Post Mortem
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,000. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2016 by The Electric Scroll. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Jack Spurling’s blog is meant to be funny, but his posts are bizarrely coming true in real life. Can Jack and police Detective Sanderson find a way to stop the madness before more people die?
I Need a Doctor
Price: $1.40 USD. Words: 57,530. Language: British English. Published: July 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Beauty and fame… a blessing or a curse? Loveless fashion model Nola Nichols thinks being beautiful is a curse; that is until she is cursed and her looks begin to fade just a week before the most important photo shoot of her career. In her attempts to get un-cursed, she finds herself falling madly in love with a doctor. Erm… that would be a witch doctor, right?
Contractor Nonsense and Do It Yourself Madness
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The painters won't leave, Albert has to finish their job and the door installer tries to switch doors and charge extra. Albert struggles to keep cool—with mitigated success.
The Wacky Misadventures of Eddie: the Guy with the PhD in Philosophy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,370. Language: American English. Published: July 9, 2016 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A guy named Eddie, who has a PhD in Philosophy finds out that his degree is really good at getting him fired at regular jobs.
My Idea For An Ideal Heaven
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
So... Let's see... What is it I don't like? What can't I stand? What would I have to get rid of to make my ideal heaven? Without a shadow of a doubt the thing I personally would get rid of is...THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT THIS GREAT MYSTERY IS TO READ THE STORY!
Things gone wrong
Price: $9.00 USD. Words: 22,440. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No matter if he’s adjusting the lean mixture on his carburetor with a butter knife or putting the front door back on his house with toothpicks, Murphy’s law never seems to take a vacation with Jeff Robinson. Things Gone Wrong is an outrageous collection of short stories and essays filled with exaggerated humor and self-depreciating wit.
Not Gone
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,810. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nicole Nines is having a terrible week. She loses her job, finds herself and her home invested with fleas and has to rely on two ghosts named Ralph. One with a big noes and one with a wet one.
Camp Hang Loose
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,770. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mennonites and nudists clash in a battle of will, only to form an unholy alliance for the mutual good.
Gambling On Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,000. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After not one, but two devastating experiences when it comes to relationships, Helen decides she's had enough and completely changes the direction in her life. She finds herself on a new adventure full of travel and fun, as a croupier onboard a cruise ship. However, she soon begins to realise that it’s not all plain sailing. There is a drugs bust, missing underwear, and a near death experience.