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From the Darkest Corner
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 87,880. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2016 by FSF Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ghosts, demons, and other children of the night tell their side of each haunting story within this debut anthology. Ranging from Gothic horror to devilish comedy, this collection of stories will have you checking under your bed. From the Darkest Corner pulls together the great literary minds of Sidney Reetz, Megan E. Vaughn, and Kira Shay in this ghostly anthology.
Deicide, Vampire Confessions, and the Legacy of the Brethertons
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,690. Language: Australian English. Published: June 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Right, so: most of your friends die fighting a war that turns out to be a stupid misunderstanding. Your wife runs off and joins your enemy. You kill an innocent man. And your brother murders you. Not a good week to be James Paddington. Most people would want to stay dead. After all, there's always consequences for making deals with the Gods...
The Humdrum Lives of Cryptids, Monsters, and Villains
Price: Free! Words: 65,330. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
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Everyone has heard of the mysterious and utterly frightening legends that surround cryptids, monsters, and villains - but what do these beings do during their regular day-to-day lives? The Humdrum Lives of Cryptids, Monsters, and Villains hilariously details what a zombie does at an outdoor music festival, how Bigfoot starts a blog, how a minotaur orders pizza to the labyrinth - and much more!
Generic Romance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,440. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
This tale of love, family, and snake monsters will warm your heart and your gall bladder!
Learn Thesen Potteries Dialect
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 9,440. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Converse with North Staffordshire folk with complete confidence! Everything you need to survive in The Potteries covering basic grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation rules. A fast track course for beginners - makes learning Potteries dialect easy and fun! Easy-to-find phrases for every social situation!
Sun on the Rocks - The Vanity Ring
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Diptych of the Dragon 2. Price: Free! Words: 36,710. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Following indications of the Enlightened Dragon Society, Clarity Nice notices that the wife of billionaire Dao Bin, Elsie Chu, has purchased an expensive ring, linked to her smartphone. On her own, Clarity finds the role of this luxurious vanity ring, and how knowledge on immortality will be sold with a Health phone built by Dao Bin, Chinese General Tian Yazhou, and conglomerate Owens & Owell.
Two Scoops of Doom (A Buffet Boy Story)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,260. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One cup of ice cream, that's all it could take to crash the family business. Life can be rough running an all-you-can-eat buffet, but Brian's never had so much riding on so little, trying to please a threatening woman and her spoiled daughter while finding himself at odds with the mantra, "the customer's always right."
I'll Take My Gun to Go (A Buffet Boy Story)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Running an all-you-can-eat buffet gets a bit dull sometimes except for the day Brian's dream girl comes walking in through the front door. Never mind that she doesn't know he even exists. Never mind that a gun-toting, nylon stocking-hooded robber is about to hold him up for all his cash.
Wrestling Thugs of Killimore High School
Price: $1.79 USD. Words: 4,020. Language: American English. Published: May 28, 2016 and represented by Thomas Mangan. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Our hero, Apostle Watson challenges the returning state champion, Sherlock Ies, for the 177 weight class. This turns all of Killimore High School on its head. The result is Apostle having one crazy day leading up to the wrestle off (challenge match). Let every wrestler and non-wrestler read at their own risk. Key words: high school wrestling, sports comedy, wrestling match, wrestling teammates
Mad Dash (A Short Story)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Staying up late, sleeping in and cutting class. No big deal unless losing a couple hundred dollars is the consequence. Don’t want to lose the cash? Then it’s time to get out of bed, throw on your clothes and abandon any semblance of dignity to do whatever it takes to get to class on time!
Beauty
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,290. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A dormant girl named Beauty, who controls and terrifies the people around her, wants to possess another girl. Quiet, don’t wake her up or there will be Hell to pay!
The Super Hero: A very short running story
Price: Free! Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
LOOK! UP AHEAD ON THE RUNNING TRACK. Anyone who runs knows the disturbing truth: that there are a lot of curious people out there. In this very short story, follow one man's disturbing encounter with a fellow runner who seems to believe he has powers beyond those of mortal men. Comes with a free bonus story, 'The Dream Lover.'
The Devil in the Wide City
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,630. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2016 by The Zharmae Publishing Press. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An average day in Hell is a lot like an average day on Earth. Mind-numbing traffic, dead end jobs, ex-girlfriends, runaway dogs, and all the in-betweens are par for the course when you’re a fallen angel just trying to get by. My name’s Nedonius, and this is my story of redemption.
Jamie Brown is NOT Rich
Price: $7.49 USD. Words: 16,320. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2016 by Ford Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Intermediate, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jamie Brown and his family have no money. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Nix. Nachos. Then, when a letter from the mysterious Barnaby Von Barnabus arrives, everything changes. The question is ... can the Browns handle their newfound fortune? Only time, and maybe the words in this book, will tell.
The Dream Lover: A jogging romance short story
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR A CASE OF MISTAKEN INTENTIONS? That's the question that must be answered by a young man out for an evening run when he encounters a beautiful stranger jogging in the opposite direction around his local park. Is it merely a case of camaraderie between athletes or the moment when two people who are meant to be together recognise each other for the very first time?
Hezekiah's Hullabaloo
Price: $4.88 USD. Words: 115,940. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2016 by SynergEbooks. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Historical » General
Two bachelors face life-altering decisions during the holidays in 2014. And two Jewish couples come to understand the true meaning of love, honor and commitment in a small Jewish Baltimore City community.
Jokes I Wrote.....While on Snapchat
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of my bits, organized out of the ether of my mind. These often come unbidden, and I haven't known what to do with them. I'll take these bits and fit them together like a jigsaw. So that’s what this is, a collection of my bits; a jigsaw of jokes!
Crisscrossed
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 140,250. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
A lot of people want to be rich. Some work at it. Some marry it. And some simply steal it. Call it entrepreneurial self-employment. With well thought out plans the thieves converge on the prize only to find it has disappeared.
The Savage Ponytail
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,690. Language: British English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
ATTACKED BY DOGS, MENACED BY PONYTAILS AND SEDUCED BY BEAUTIFUL JOGGING STRANGERS. They begin as gentle evening runs in the park, but each of these nine, irresistible stories soon turns into an encounter with the infuriating, the bizarre or the beautiful. A book to cause a laugh if not a gasp of recognition from anyone who has ever run or jogged.
Bloodsucker Blues: A Vamps in Vegas Story
Series: Vamps in Vegas. Price: Free! Words: 11,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alex is a vampire with a serial case of sarcasm who lives in Las Vegas, a city that has a surprisingly large population of vampires. When Alex crosses paths with a vicious crime boss with a vendetta and a desire to become a vampire himself, Alex finds himself in the kind of trouble he usually manages to avoid. Can his fast-talking ways help him (literally) keep his head?