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Survival of the Christmas Spirit
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2015 by velvetmorningpress. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Cooking for nineteen people will be a cinch!” Ever-optimistic Dottie Harris is preparing for the biggest and best Christmas celebration ever, and nothing—not even unexpected guests or running out of gin—will get her down. Can Dottie throw the perfect family Christmas (without so much as a swig of gin to help her through) or will preparing for the festivities get the best of her?
Tenacious Monkey Bites
Series: Chimney Fishing. Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A simple trip to the store to find a challenging board game turns hilariously awry in this saga of family life. Intent to find the right challenge in a game that will evenly match the knowledge and wit of husband and wife, our hero finds he is bested at every turn. Told with tongue-in-cheek bravado, you will wonder, as our hero still does, just who has won this "Battle of the Sexes".
The Prospector
Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: Australian English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A poem, wherein a bushman from the late eighteen hundreds reflects on his life and times as a gold prospector…
Bashyaanurokti Bishambipotti (বেশ্যানুরক্তি বিষমবিপত্তি)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,910. Language: Bengali. Published: June 20, 2015 and represented by editionNEXT.com (Publisher). Categories: Plays » Asian / Japanese, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“বেশ্যানুরক্তি বিষমবিপত্তি” মূলত একটি বটতলার বই। প্রকাশকাল ১৮৬৩ সাল (বাংলা ১২৭০)। এটি মূলত মজার বাংলা নাটক। কলকাতার এক দল মানুষ বেশ্যাদের ফাঁদে পড়ে ধন মান সবই খোয়াতে বসে ছিলেন, সে কথাই সমাজ পরিত্রাতার ভঙ্গিতে উপদেশ দিয়ে বোঝাতে চেয়েছেন লেখক। এই নিয়ে টান টান নাটক।
Reality Sucks
Price: Free! Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
H. H. Twilterwaller is living in reality with dreams that are way out. He is in a bad situation with a drudge wife and worse daughter. The contrast with what he had planned and the reality was at the breaking point. Then it broke.
Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Free the Shorts!
Price: Free! Words: 6,000. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Need a lift in your day? Then try these short, true, funny stories from humorist Allison Hawn! They're sure to make you giggle, smirk and guffaw!
Lilly The Leaf For All Seasons
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lilly is a very special leaf because she won’t fall! Lilly’s scared because she’s lost her courage. This is a wonderful thrilling tale about the leaves and animals in Drizzle forest. An exciting mystery. Lilly leaf parents vanish one night. Where did they go and more important who made them disappear?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 51,140. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Disaster follows Ella wherever she goes. Just when she thinks she finally has her life all figured out she witnesses a murder. Running for her life she finds an unwilling ally in Flynn, a former race car driver. Together they embark on a journey fit to tell her future and at this point very much imaginary grandkids.
Of The Woods
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,930. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a hilarious reinvention of classic children’s books characters, this is a tale of a singular family tree once rooted deep in a forest in the Land of Oz but cut down and whacked apart, separating each member into five individual logs.
The Story Of The Great Steam Calliope
Price: Free! Words: 4,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
An inverse correlation seems to exist between an invention's size and its numerical success. Small inventions can infest the world (mobile phones, Velcro, spray cans). Larger ones can appear to (shopping trolleys, cars, shipping containers). But really large ones do not (suspension bridges, radio telescopes, tunnel boring machines). Norman Watt's invention was at the latter category's extreme end…
How They Broke Baxter
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 83,960. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015 by Memoirs Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A consultant surgeon tells the story of his appointment, his successful years in his hospital, and then the coming of changes which led at last to his sad resignation. The managers had arrived, amalgamations ordered, wards were closed, discord amongst colleagues raged, and personal antagonisms worsened as their worlds collapsed.
If Only!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,920. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hi! Perry Williams here, bringing you a faithful account of what happened up the local ice rink every week when my Dad, younger sister and I got together! We met some fun people during those trips to the rink! And some right odd bods! Let Lilian and her friend,talk you through it, as I'm too busy to write books! I just gave them some notes and told them to get on with it! As you were! I'm offski!
The Closing Date
Price: Free! Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a short, fictional story. A humorous look at the plight of a short story writer. Written from the writer’s perspective, consulting an imaginary filing cabinet full of unused short stories. The writer tries to determine the merits of various stories they have written, all the while searching for a unique idea to pitch in a writing competition.
The Sorcerer of Stockholm
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 112,780. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Samuel Gold deals in antiquarian books. Johnathan, an English teacher, describes it as a passion in a man with a very keen eye for the opposite sex, no eye for the clock and little appreciation of where his many involvements might lead. He also writes humorous verse. Calling him The Sorcerer, it is nevertheless the unpredictable and unreliable Samuel that Jonathan becomes dependent on.
Cats in Cyberspace
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,510. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The great thing about the Internet, for Fluffy and PKP, is that no one knows they are cats. So they embark on an epic project to achieve financial independence for their wage-slave Two-Feet companions (mostly, truth be told, so the people can stay home and produce snacks on demand). It's not as simple as they thought, and their misadventures make for a great story with lots of laughs.
Dall'Egitto con Furore
Price: $2.80 USD. Words: 15,730. Language: Italian. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Alcuni misteri dell’antico Egitto finalmente svelati, grazie alle testimonianze di un gruppo di alieni provenienti dalla Cintura di Orione, i quali giunsero sulla Terra intorno al 10.500 a.C. e costruirono le Piramidi di Giza. Tuttora presenti sul pianeta, essi vivono sotto mentite spoglie e si fanno chiamare Fratelli Stellari... Contiene 34 illustrazioni, di cui 14 a colori.
Thai Jinks
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 74,780. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2015 by Proglen. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » By region
Through the eighties and nineties and into the new century we followed the humorous adventures of Jim Eckardt in both of Bangkok's daily English language newspapers, the Bangkok Post and the Nation. You see, things happened to Jim. It often involved beer. Some of these things weren't so good, but they were always funny and never dull.
Just a Moment
Series: Great Flash Fiction. Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of flash fiction to celebrate the first anniversary of Great Flash Fiction on 29th March 2015. Eight stories from six of our authors: Maryann Holloway, Christine Brand, Becky Spence, Candida Spillard, Karen Storey & Namitha Varma. Stories include Alphabet Stories and Micro Fiction.
Little Book of Blonde Moments
Price: Free! Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We all have them no matter the hair colour. They follow us around like a bad smell and make you wish for a slap with a wet fish instead. Yup, we're talking about Blonde Moments. This little book shares some moments to remind you that no matter what you just did, it could always be worse. So join me on my path to enlightenment and check out my Little Book of Blonde Moments.