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Pook's Tender Years
By Peter Pook
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 56,360. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 18, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Pook’s Tender Years Peter Pook draws on the most amusing anecdotes of those formative years from eight to nineteen, and many of these stories are nearer the truth than he cares to admit—such as the derailing of a tram with the aid of a kitchen poker and the destruction of his teacher’s desk by force of gravity.
Pook at College
By Peter Pook
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 52,390. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 18, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
With an ever increasing number of men and women taking up teaching as a career, it is fitting that Pook should reveal his own startling college experiences for the benefit of students about to join and for the delight of teachers whose college days are among their most vivid memories.
Enraptured: A Novelette About Lamias
By Richard Martinus
Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: British English. Published: March 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The Apocalypse may or may not be around the corner, but the lamias of Nether Parts Punishments, Afterlife Services England & Wales (Hell), have a more serious problem to deal with.
The How-Not-To Guide To Parenting and Marriage
By Jon Ziegler
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 41,620. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The How-Not-To Guide To Parenting and Marriage is a collection of offbeat, humorous stories written by a well-intentioned, but definitely far from perfect father and husband.
The Revolution WILL Be Televised, After Don Kirschner's Rock Concert
By Michael Pollick
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the days before cable television, most Stowbilly teens would stay up way too late to watch local shows like Hoolihan and Big Chuck. A few of us dared to stay up even longer, and the rewards were even greater. Late night television was rock concerts by the Cousin It Band and monster chiller horror theater. Come with me on a trip back to 70s late night television. Just keep the noise down.
Let's Scare Mom
By Rob Wood
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 91,810. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Let’s Scare Mom looks back through my eyes at the 1950s and lays open some of my more memorable adventures growing up on a ranch with two brothers and my best friend, confidant and canine companion…Snorkie. Laced throughout the chapters is an unmistakable message addressing family dynamics that will surely conjure up events of your own childhood.
I'm Not Much But I've Known Some Really Strange People
By Brad Shirley
Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 15,040. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome to Goose Creek birthplace of Gary Busey (Who was wise enough to leave as soon as possible) Meet Rick who went to jail for fishing without a license. (And he didn't even own any fishing gear) The "Doctor" for a day The Disappearing" House The "Date from Hell" And a host of other strange tales that all happened in Goose Creek Although mostly true the names have been changed to protect
Fabulous Features of Mythical Creatures
By Paul Perro
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Come with us and let's enter the world of fabulous beasts and mythical creatures - the Minotaur, Medusa, goblins, fairies, the Loch Ness Monster, and many more. Find out why it isn't much fun being a troll, and what Pegasus really thinks of the unicorn. This great picture book with its lively and unexpected rhymes, is great for reading out loud at bedtime, for parents and children alike.
G.R.A. Cronache dal Raccordo
By Gianluca Gemelli
Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 77,740. Language: Italian. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Personaggi bizzarri e marginali si rincorrono, traffico permettendo, mentre le loro vicende si intersecano e si completano in quindici racconti, legati tra loro a formare un romanzo corale, in cui la vera protagonista è la periferia di Roma dei giorni nostri.
Something Stinks in Deep Cove
By Grant T. Reed
Series: Vellian Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,150. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Vellian Mysteries Book 2. Garrett and his old friend Willie Taylor search for the legendary creature of the Lonely Wood. While Garrett and Willie hunt the Deepbrook Devil, Merle finds himself in hot water back home. The town is shocked when a prominent businessman turns up dead in his new factory, none more so than Merle, when his and Garrett's robot helper is accused of the brutal crime.
Welcome to Deep Cove
By Grant T. Reed
Series: Vellian Mysteries, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 80,540. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Vellian Mysteries Book 1. Welcome to Deep Cove follows Garrett and his miniature dragon partner Merle as they attempt to make it in the real world. Garrett has finally received his P.I. papers and he and Merle must undertake a case for a notorious gangster in order to pay their bills.
Stomping the World Round
By Jenna Katerin Moran
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 55,390. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The power that brought the world into existence is fading. The world begins to fray under the pressure of a cavalcade of apocalypses. Four children, with four largely incompatible world-destroying destinies, come together in the house on Doom Lane and take up the motto: "You don't have to die just because some people think your existence is evil." Also, there are some wolves.
Running for the Guv
By Silas Flint
Price: Free! Words: 22,520. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Blake Guv is a starving young attorney fresh out of law school, desperately trying to get new clients. In a mad gamble to obtain some publicity he foolishly enters the race for Governor of his state as an independent candidate. But when a series of unexpected events shove him to the front of the race, Blake is appalled at the prospect he just might win--since he hates politics with a passion!
Un Parapluie Voyageur
By Patrick Huet
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,250. Language: French. Published: March 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un parapluie voyageur, cela existe-t-il vraiment ? Perrine, une jeune fille de seize printemps, restait ébahie devant les dires de son aînée. « Ce parapluie a connu plus d'aventures que tu ne pourrais imaginer, il a même affronté un tigre mangeur d'hommes » A ce moment-là, Perrine ne se doutait pas que ce fameux parapluie allait lui apportait une surprise dont elle se serait bien passée.
Une Leçon De Maintien
By Patrick Huet
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,520. Language: French. Published: March 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Juillet 1867, la grande mode qui ravage la Haute Société cet été-là a pour nom : grimaces ! Toutes les élégantes n'ont plus qu'une seule idée : accomplir des grimaces époustouflantes qui leur vaudront, pensent-elles, l'admiration de leurs consoeurs et, surtout... celle des jeunes gens.
The King of Game Trivia
By Thuyen Nguyen
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 32,800. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A novel for gamers. Al doesn't know why his cousin Sally would pay for his trip home, but he readily accepts. Little does he know though that she's secretly entered him into the King of Game Trivia Tournament and expects him to score the ten-thousand dollar grand prize. Unprepared for competition, can Al do what it takes to win while keeping sane of Sally's demands at the same time?
Excuse of the Day
By Tabitha Ormiston-Smith
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this hilarious short story, a young woman explains to her boss why she is very, very late for work. Winner of the Gearpress Short Fiction challenge.
Your Well-Lit Public Area or Mine?
By Michael Pollick
Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Before all of those online dating sites showed up, there were live radio shows that spent four hours a night trying to hook up Caller A with closet serial killer B or drag queen caller C. Nobody did it better than Jim from Winner 100, WNIR.
Semper Fidelis
By F.V.Magama, Sr
Price: $25.99 USD. Words: 39,540. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What is man but the sum total of his experiences. Behind a smile, a look, a phrase, a stare, a gasp...a memory connects. . Set in post independence Harare, this is a journey through time. A flailing ribbon, grasp a thread into no man's land, a space in the mind. A glimpse into society's influence on the molding of life.
Stranger Than Fiction 2
By Aneeta Sundararaj
Series: Stranger Than Fiction, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,100. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
People say the strangest things! In my career as a freelance writer, I’ve come across many people and some of the things they say are downright offensive. But many are hilarious, touching and stay with me for a long while. ‘Stranger Than Fiction 2’ is a collection of three fictionalised accounts of some of my encounters.