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Hivernatien Minimus. The Low-Fashion School
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hivernatien is a sorcerer living in Antarctica, His parents decide to send him to Paris, at the Low-Fashion school. What they don't know is that this school is in fact run by Garr Gorr, the second most Machiavellian criminal who plans to rule the world with an army of gnomes. Fortunately, with the help of Sassou, a girl from Botswana, and some magic, Hivernatien will prevent this from happening.
The Christmas Spirit
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Basil Frump is my name, and I have a very unique problem. The neighbor upstairs is a vampire, you see, and even worse, a tax collector. Or tax consultant. These things tend to get jumbled when there's a blood curdling scream at night or the old man decides to pay my door a visit. I've no choice but to stop this vile wretch before he claims every soul in the Greenway.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Tweeton - 140c
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 19. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. The wire walker discovers that some planets have restrictive dosage in this nineteenth episode and that finding the correct measurements can prove quite mind blogging blagging gargling BOGGLIG GLING BOGGLIG AAAAAARG!!!
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
"A Splash of Sarsaparilla in a Diet Cola World"
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I've jotted down poems and thoughts on napkins, inside notebooks and on random scraps of paper over the years. And now, some of those ideas have been organized together into this eclectic collection.
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
Some of This Is All True (Nearly funny one-pagers to help you live longer)
Price: $7.99 USD. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sideways thinking and social misbehavior run rampant as 0-time Grammy Nominee, Nashville singer/songwriter, Howlin' Alan, takes you on one page, thought provoking adventures ranging from mildly humorous to wildly outrageous. Topics include a few of your favorite things: music, pets, sports, shopping, photography and entertainment. The end result is smiles, chuckles and gut busting laughter.
Wedding Gown and other Short Plays
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,280. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a trilogy of short plays. In other words, it is a collection of three plays. I wrote the first play titled 'Wedding Gown' after observing the soon to be bride of my uncle in 2007 and her clamour for a nice wedding gown. All the plays are comical in nature hence they are designed to make you laugh. I bet you will enjoy them and then ask for more at the end.
L'Envers Du Décor
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 23. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,010. Language: French. Published: November 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. La fin justifie les débuts lorsque pour avancer on fait marche arrière, un retour du funambule qui n'est finalement qu'un aller et le vingt-troisième épisode.
The Rad Boys
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!
Holy Roundness
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,540. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. A version of this story previously appeared in the Wyrd Wravings collection.
Homes and Humans
Price: Free! Words: 5,090. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An orc and various magical creatures sit down to play a tabletop RPG set in a strange world with exciting things like bicycles and credit cards.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Amid Those Crazy Cats
Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Life is unpredictable when man and animal are mixed inside of a house and both of them think they are the master. Now throw in 3 more cats and the story is interesting each day that i awake, if I awake! So enjoy as you read and forgive me for the flashbacks I bring.
The Haircut!
Price: Free! Words: 870. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about a small town. Life is simple and the people are friendly.
Sprinkle Takes the Cake
Series: Mr. Sprinkle. Price: Free! Words: 9,890. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Henry J Sprinkle is not your average blind coroner. He is the last of his kind: a true blue American gentleman—and a ducky shincracker to boot. So when they roll a corpsified Mr. Roger’s into his lab one day, Sprinkle dives right into the case, until he’s elbows-deep in organs and mystery.

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