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Murph, My Austin Healey Bugeye Sprite
Price: Free! Words: 16,370. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In late 2012 I bought an Austin Healey Bugeye Sprite in poor condition, rusty and in pieces. Most of its parts were there. Most of my brain cells weren’t for then spent lots of money, time and effort doing a ground up rebuild. In 2017 I finally got to drive it. This is a humorous look at what insanity follows restoring a sixty year old car
Lydia Lofty Hugie & Rustin
Price: Free! Words: 3,120. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lydia leave Florida for Barker's Leap, Massachusetts. Lofty soon follows. They work at Hughie's Diner and meet many interesting characters, Buff and Restin the standouts.Same Lydia and Lofty sketched in "Lydia: An Introduction" and "Lofty: An Introduction." This story stands on its own eight pages but why not take time to read the aforementioned titles?
Not Your Average Dom A Glance Of My Journey Into Bdsm
Price: Free! Words: 14,470. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2019 by Self-Published. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After we take my private limo to my ultra-fancy apartment on the top floor of New York's highly sought after district, I'll show you my playground and then...wait, wrong book. Sorry, I'm not made of money, nor do I have a private limo...I do have a trailer though? So yeah, I'm not a billionaire Dom, not even close. I'm just a southern guy from Georgia who has an interesting story
D di Disagio - Dizionario semiserio delle mie (dis)avventure in treno
Price: Free! Words: 12,640. Language: Italian. Published: February 13, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Aspetto il treno e il treno, come al solito, non arriva. Cinque, dieci, quindici minuti di ritardo. Mentre la muffa comincia a ricoprire il mio corpo, una voce metallica annuncia un convoglio in arrivo. Non è il mio. Nasce così questa raccolta di gioie e dolori, delusioni e insidie, astuzie per non soccombere. Perché anche se partire è un po’ morire, sopravvivere - per fortuna - si può.
Border Wars, A Ben Harper Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ben Harper thinks he should be entitled to a place of his own—for once in his life. Meanwhile, Clancy is upset because his living space had been violated by the grackles nesting in trees outside his apartment. So, Ben is already fighting border wars on two fronts, when a new unforeseen adversary rears its ugly head and shows them all what it really means to be violated.
The Cat and the Windows of Weird
Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story writer, bent on writing the greatest cat story ever, loses his mind trying.
Madori, First Piece
Series: Madori, I. Price: Free! Words: 4,000. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A light-hearted tale about sharing your creativity with the world and putting others before self, “Madori” follows an aspiring artist who gets sucked into the painting of an Old Master and encounters the manifestation of the disease that killed her. (Part 1 of 6)
Tutti-Frutti Love
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rivka, a self-appointed matchmaker, dragged Stanley, a young stud-muffin detective into my waning years much to my chagrin and verbal objections. But I relented somewhat when he caught the rat who mugged me and took all my credit cards. I relented even further when I found out he liked Tutti-Frutti ice cream and knew where to buy it. When he mentioned Tutti-Frutti jellybeans, I was had.
Toadmix and Lunchbucket
Series: BratReads. Price: Free! Words: 22,170. Language: British English. Published: February 6, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A friend whose only pastime appears to be food, a letter that purports to be some kind of magic spell, a bullying oaf obsessed with some mythical treasure - what else does a gentleman of leisure need in his life? Toadmix is about to find out...
Not Gangbanged at the Police Station
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The sexy, big-busted, scantily-clad girl strides into the police station, looking to get gangbanged by a bunch of beefy uniformed studs. Unfortunately, the officers inside just aren’t very interested. You can’t win ‘em all.
The Punter
Price: Free! Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The Fox and Vic had been good to Phil Bartle; for the past five years the punters came in numbers not seen since old man Bailey had run the place, and that was way before the days of Thatcherism. There was a new housing estate located nearby awash with young couples, retirees and the odd single mom out on the pull on a Saturday night, and Phil’s little corner alehouse was the perfect place
The Gift
Price: Free! Words: 3,700. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harold and Mavis Peabody were the kind of grandparents every child dreamed of; the former was a retired British Rail train driver who regaled the young with stories of life on country tracks; the latter spent the weekends baking an assortment of biscuits and cakes sweet enough to alarm even the most liberal National Dentistry Association member.
Services Rendered
Price: Free! Words: 6,360. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Take the situation I’m in as an example. I’ve a husband who refuses to satisfy my personal and material needs. Imagine what kind of things I’d be willing to do if an opportunity presented itself.’ ‘And has it?’ Edward steadied the question with another gulp of his drink. ‘Not yet, no. But let’s assume it did. Completely pretend, of course.’
Mayor Cannabis
Price: Free! Words: 54,610. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A stoner Mayor and Owner of a local Weed Shop in a surfing California beach resort battles Foreign Property Developers, State Politicians, organized crime and every type of unsavoury crazy character to protect his piece of paradise. But his biggest battle is with his ex-fiancée, his wondering sperm, his conflicting sense of loyalty and his buzzed brain.
A Taste Of My Thoughts The Echo
Price: Free! Words: 290. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some things in life are greater than oneself. Some walls will be large and others will be small. Upon its doorstep, face to face you will know.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Oh Mighty Beer
Price: Free! Words: 600. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's beer thirty somewhere. A little spiff about beer and the problems that plague our relaxing moments.
A Taste Of My Thoughts An Illusion Before Sunrise
Price: Free! Words: 290. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We often wake in a haze wondering what time it is and even what day it is. This occurs more often as you get busier and older. Please reflect and enjoy.
Tilly and Elmer - Valentine Monkeyshines
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 4,090. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Valentine’s Day is coming and Tilly is in the mood for romance! She’s ready to get out of South Branch with Elmer and try something sexy, shocking, and maybe even scandalous. They head for St. Louis for a wild night together, but a combination of high libido and low sobriety leads to, well, an incident.
HitGirlz Book 1: "I was a Teenage Hit Girl"
Series: HIT GIRLZ. Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
BFFs Bella and MaryBeth balance high school with their odd after school job--Being hit girls for the mob.
A Taste Of My Thoughts I Talk, You Never Listen
Price: Free! Words: 450. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's all about communication. To be the best communicator would prove you are not human. We are all flawed in some fashion, but when we talk it seems to rear its ugly head more often than not. So enjoy my babble.

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