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Conversations with Wonka - Part Seven
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The word up is that Owner has a new role to fulfil, and two new helpers talking her through it. Percy and George have their work cut out and Owner's summer reunion with the fab three proves tricky. Losing friends or making them, Wonka is keen to remain chief adviser. Follow her latest demise and spiralling fortunes! With love X
Knock Knock!
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2016 by Hey Sup Bye Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Beginner
Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes You will giggle so hard at these funny knock knock jokes for kids. There are over 100 super-funny and hilarious knock knock jokes created to make you laugh! * Over 100 knock knock jokes * Excellent for early readers * Fun for kids, teens, or adults
Dinosaur Ditties
Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals / Dinosaurs & Prehistoric Creatures, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Comic and silly verses about dinosaurs with cartoon type illustrations.
Caught Between a Lie and True Love
Series: Caught Between Romance. Price: Free! Words: 71,220. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book includes a family-phobic heroine, a hunky hero whose luck—and love life—are about to change, lies, romance, chocolate chip cookies, nighttime shenanigans, a con-artist who swears he’s gone straight, and a battle-of-the-sexes secondary romance.
Cletus2016 Part 1: Three Contenders, Who is the True Antichrist
Price: Free! Words: 24,640. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Illuminati plans to wipe out 80% of the world’s population and enslave the rest under the New Cybernetic Gods. Three candidates for Antichrist have appeared, but which one is the true Antichrist? Can Cletus Trailerpark McHickleberry save God's Land, or will the Antichrist and the New Cybernetic Gods enslave humanity?
Fully Automated
Price: Free! Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
“Nano Stories from Hilbert Space” are very short stories set in the whimsical world of Hilbert Space. "Fully Automated" is the tale of a race of aliens, who face a unique challenge on their way to a free civilization. Their fate serves as a warning, that in a world, dominated by economy, capitalism and money, automation can be seen as an extinction event.
Lake Lady-Nado
Price: Free! Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Smarter and more eloquent than zombies, yet not so powerful or as cool as vampires, ghouls are the middle class of corporeal undead. Dwayne and Floyd are just trying to appease their insatiable hunger when they trigger a curse. This time the water faeries come all the way out of the lake and it’s more than our hungry anti-heroes can chew.
Ask Annie: When Annie met Silas
Price: Free! Words: 6,500. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story of when Annie met Silas, the soon to be love of her life, and about how she opens his eyes to a whole world of magic and mystery just on the other side of the street. This is not a traditional romance, but has the makings of one if the stars align just right and nothing eats them between now and their wedding day. Ask Annie, she has all the answers.
The Bombay Rifleman's Chest
Price: Free! Words: 82,850. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The City Brewery in London is owned by a rapacious, morally challenged, corporate megalith. An evil, seeping threat has arrived which threatens the entire body with commercial vaporisation. Arthut Bilt, Brewer and Head Brewer since time immemorial, battles to save his beloved employment from an early demise brought on by stress, globalisation, the ravages of progress and managerial stupidity.
Maiden Voyage
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Same.
The Great A4 Paper Swindle
Price: Free! Words: 2,870. Language: Australian English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Don’t ask me. I mean make of this what you will. The question is, where does this stuff come from? OK; I had a temperature, felt like a dog's breakfast generally, and the missus was feeding me her aspirin, honey, lemon juice and 240Volt OP rum alleged cough mixture. (I mean this can't really be happening. When I open my eyes I'll be young and handsome again and all will be sunshine and happiness…)
La fase oscura (Sin tregua nº 0)
You set the price! Words: 6,420. Language: Spanish. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Psychological terror thriller, with dosis of humor. Short story prologue to the novel Sin tregua (Non-stop), to be published soon. --- Thriller de terror psicológico, con mucho humor. Relato corto prólogo de la novela Sin tregua, de próxima publicación.
Only the Gnomes Know
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: British English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Urban
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
The quaint English village of Hampton prides itself on the upkeep of its old-fashioned cottages. The annual 'Appealing Garden' competition has the whole village participating with wonderful results. Dorrie's garden isn't quite what she planned.
The Whitefish River Rats
Price: Free! Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It was the summer of 1942 in Whitefish, Montana. A gathering of 11-year-old miscreants, wanna-bee Tom Sawyers with old guns and derelict boats, find adventure and mystery in an abandoned schoolhouse and on a polluted river.
Twenty-Four Home-Groan Puns
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!
Contractor Nonsense and Do It Yourself Madness
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The painters won't leave, Albert has to finish their job and the door installer tries to switch doors and charge extra. Albert struggles to keep cool—with mitigated success.
My Idea For An Ideal Heaven
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
So... Let's see... What is it I don't like? What can't I stand? What would I have to get rid of to make my ideal heaven? Without a shadow of a doubt the thing I personally would get rid of is...THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT THIS GREAT MYSTERY IS TO READ THE STORY!
Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
Faz y envés
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: Spanish. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Faz y envés, pro y contra, no hay que bajar la guardia o nos sorprenderemos.

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