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Insecurity in the Homeland: The Terrorist and Me
Price: Free! Words: 60,170. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We follow security manager Kate Damon as she deals with a series of murders at work appearing to be the work of a terrorist while she copes with the lunacies of her workplace and the eccentrics in her life including her schizophrenic mother, cremated father in an urn, supportive dog and cat, and brother who once believed he was Jesus. Ultimately she will face the killer.
The Humble Thief
Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young thief tries to steal the wallet of a man in the subway but is immediately caught and then there is a twist. Read on to know what it is.
The Honest Professor
Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A professor of ethics gives a motivating lecture on the importance of honesty in our lives and then there is a twist. Read on to find out.
Santa’s Merry Christmas
Price: Free! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa makes good on Christmas despite alcohol, disgruntled elves, and reindeer high on marijuana.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Lap Band Into Skinny
Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's that time a year again when we avow to all we are going to lose ten pounds or so. I thought I might give you a penny worth of thought before your go the route of lap band surgery. Please enjoy this poem with a grain of salt and the humor it was intended to be. Happy 2018 and bless all who read this!
ANGEL Episode 1 in the Charity's Shop Series
You set the price! Words: 10,030. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charity's Shop: Where the boundaries fade between spirits, witchcraft, and philanthropy; where the stock is spooky, the customers peculiar, and where 'being charitable' takes on a mystical new meaning. 'ANGEL' is a novelette, approximately 9500 words long, and it is the first episode in the 'Charity's Shop' series.
Hivernatien Minimus. The Low-Fashion School
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hivernatien is a sorcerer living in Antarctica, His parents decide to send him to Paris, at the Low-Fashion school. What they don't know is that this school is in fact run by Garr Gorr, the second most Machiavellian criminal who plans to rule the world with an army of gnomes. Fortunately, with the help of Sassou, a girl from Botswana, and some magic, Hivernatien will prevent this from happening.
Single Family Asylum
Price: Free! Words: 49,170. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Parenting » Childhood development
When viewed through the eyes of a husband and father, every day family life ends up appearing less-than-normal. And the harder the author tries to attain "perfect parent" status, the more ridiculous and hilarious the stories become. The book is offered free,but for those who enjoyed the book, donations can be made here: https://james127.org/
Oli, a Star Bridge Too Far
Price: Free! Words: 88,610. Language: British English. Published: December 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Sun has gone barmy, and the end of the world is surely neigh. Oli and the crew must travel to the other side of the galaxy to prevent disaster, helped along the way by telepathic whales, the absent-minded creators of all living things, and Robby the rubbish robot. Should be fun.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
Mattia che visse due volte
Price: Free! Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mattia è un ragazzo felicemente inserito in una normalissima famiglia quando scopre degli indizi strani che lo portano a indagare sul proprio passato e la propria vera provenienza. Aiutato dalle circostanze scopre l'ultima cosa che poteva immaginare. La vicenda, nell'offrire uno spaccato di vita attuale, non lesina in ironia e parodia, con spunti spassosi tra cronaca e diario, anche grotteschi
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
Terry And Moonflasks
Price: Free! Words: 42,950. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » International crime
Popular 1980s comedian Terry Scott comes by a series accidents into the possession of a precious piece of Ming dynasty porcelain. This leads him to become involved in a web of intrigue involving Triads, Moonflasks, Manufacturing, Geology and Religion. In order to escape this he persuades a friend to infiltrate a private girl’s school in Purley, undertakes a porcelain heist and finally...
Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My) The Graphic Novel
Price: Free! Words: 23,470. Language: British English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An adventure-choosing fantasy gamebook in which you must: Explore dangerous forests! Trade potions with exotic witches! Try not to be offended by the sarcastic rabbit! Only the bravest and best will succeed in saving themselves, rescuing their friends and preventing a dark and terrible fate from befalling the land.
The Rad Boys
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!