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The Woman with the Golden Sex Spatula
Price: Free! Words: 34,070. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Someone has stolen the most valuable erotic artefact in the British National Museum of Perversion: The Golden Sex Spatula. To solve the mystery, the UK’s Central Perversion Enforcement Directorate has no choice but to call in the directorate’s leading experts in all that is rude and naughty: Norbert Trouser-Quandary and his wife Maureen, from the village of Little Frigging in the Wold.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
Terry And Moonflasks
Price: Free! Words: 42,950. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » International crime
Popular 1980s comedian Terry Scott comes by a series accidents into the possession of a precious piece of Ming dynasty porcelain. This leads him to become involved in a web of intrigue involving Triads, Moonflasks, Manufacturing, Geology and Religion. In order to escapes this he persuades a friend to infiltrate a private girl’s school in Purley, undertakes a porcelain heist and finally...
Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My) The Graphic Novel
Price: Free! Words: 23,470. Language: British English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An adventure-choosing fantasy gamebook in which you must: Explore dangerous forests! Trade potions with exotic witches! Try not to be offended by the sarcastic rabbit! Only the bravest and best will succeed in saving themselves, rescuing their friends and preventing a dark and terrible fate from befalling the land.
The Rad Boys
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!
Love in the Rough
Price: Free! Words: 46,130. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kate Tucker is a professional golfer that just can't seem to pick up a win. She's finished second so many times that the media has nicknamed her Second Place Kate. If that isn't bad enough, she's about to become golf's version of Eliza Doolittle. Her agent has come up with a plan to transform her into the hottest property on tour. Whether she likes it or not.
The Adventures Of Cassidy Rayne
Price: Free! Words: 80,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ex adult film actress Cassidy Rayne is restarting her career after getting married and having two kids. She meets up with a new photographer and together they go on a comedic adventure across different times and places. Read how she battles an old rival and how she shows her true colors to everyone she meets.
Homes and Humans
Price: Free! Words: 5,090. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An orc and various magical creatures sit down to play a tabletop RPG set in a strange world with exciting things like bicycles and credit cards.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Amid Those Crazy Cats
Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Life is unpredictable when man and animal are mixed inside of a house and both of them think they are the master. Now throw in 3 more cats and the story is interesting each day that i awake, if I awake! So enjoy as you read and forgive me for the flashbacks I bring.
The Haircut!
Price: Free! Words: 870. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about a small town. Life is simple and the people are friendly.
Sprinkle Takes the Cake
Series: Mr. Sprinkle. Price: Free! Words: 9,890. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Henry J Sprinkle is not your average blind coroner. He is the last of his kind: a true blue American gentleman—and a ducky shincracker to boot. So when they roll a corpsified Mr. Roger’s into his lab one day, Sprinkle dives right into the case, until he’s elbows-deep in organs and mystery.
Dani's Shorts 7
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 35,270. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Yes, it's Volume 7 of Dani's Shorts, including the 2017 Iron Writer Championship winner!
Running with the Curimbata
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
In this humorous, first-person short story, the reader is treated to a cautionary tale of fishing in a remote wilderness area of Brazil. Based loosely on real experiences, our clueless protagonist tries his hand at fishing undeterred by issues of communication, mosquitoes, piranhas, fishing regulations, and any perceivable fishing or boating competence.
How I Met Your Mom
Price: Free! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Last time over dinner, it was " why do we believe in God, why am I a boy, why are my eyes blue and why we lived in Garden city?" This time over dinner it's "Dad, how did you meet mom?" A short funny read.
I Had a Crush - The 17 Kinks
Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
This book is a collection of 17 short stories from certain points in my life. I have tried to present these under different themes including love, lust, pain, greed, dream etc. Though each of them is standalone entities you may experience a continual flow as I have tried to spice it up with a smooth jump though the chapters.
The Crown Crescent Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 71,690. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A humorous account of the quirky antics of the tenants at 48 Crown Crescent. There is a gun loving husband who upsets the neighbourhood; a small time corner-cutting electrician who barely escapes with his life when he is hunted by thugs; feuding hair stylists ; an eccentric parrot owner who rides around on a moped and many other zany characters.
No Milk Today
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
When farmer Noone's cows stop giving milk, Akkadia uncovers a sinister plot to ruin the dairy industry.
Free Bird
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
A ticked-off ornithologist, after being ticketed in a speed trap, trains an avian army to deposit their noxious droppings over a city, bringing business to a standstill. The mayor calls on Akkadia, the Abracadabrical Amazon, for help.
Sun on the Rocks - The Copacabana Trikini (Travel Rio)
Series: Sun on the Rocks. Price: Free! Words: 23,170. Language: Simple English. Published: October 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » Road travel
Clarity reaches the airport of Rio, in Brazil, and is led to the prison of Catanduvas for becoming allegedly involved in the Scrub Leaks scandal of Sheik Hari Al Najib in the British Virgin Islands. Helped out by the scraggly Santana Martines, she follows Argyris gossip advisor Laia Osterova to the Copacabana Palace hotel in Rio to rid the town of Rio of rampant corruption at the Senate.
Motivating Maddie: Seven Deadly Sins 4 (Sloth)
Price: Free! Words: 62,390. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A clueless girl, and a man on a mission to find that one girl who will just let him fish, meet up with a killer who wants to rid the world of the biggest danger to any man's sanity - the women around him. In the middle of the melting pot of this comedy of errors, just what is God up to? Will he succeed in motivating Maddie?