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Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale
You set the price! Words: 75,690. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
Something About a Sword and a Stone?
Price: Free! Words: 47,530. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Join Uther Pendragon jerkass; his advisor Merlin, who's even worse; his knights Sir Ulfius and Sir Brastias, the Old Firm; and young Arthur, King of the Britons, and actually a pretty okay guy! This comic retelling of the first two books of Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte D'Arthur also descibes Sir Balin and his weird quest to strike the Dolorous Blow and die tragically. It's a hoot and a half!
Literurbano.com
Price: Free! Words: 16,630. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » History » Africa
Este é o livro mais divertido que terá a oportunidade de ler na sua vida. Tipo... Histórias para rachar, pauladas, crónicas maradas e anedotas piradas com um style literário.
The Caring Water Woman
Price: Free! Words: 9,320. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I love Abraham Hicks, they’re fantastic. On one DVD someone says ... ‘it’s a pity you can’t bottle allowing’. Jerry smiled and wrote it down. I, like him, thought that a great idea, so I ran to my lab and tried to figure out a way of isolating and bottling ‘easy life’ which would surely make me gazillions of pounds.
The Loss of Liberty
Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous story about an old soldier who paddles his own canoe.
I Loved Grampy
Price: Free! Words: 12,230. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Christian » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story of a young boy (Bill) growing up under the influence of his grandfather (Grampy). Bill's dad travels for his job and Grampy becomes a role model for Bill. Bill learns many lessons from his grandfather. He learns about everything from fishing to religion to dying.
Teddy Bear Junction
You set the price! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
To escape her wicked Aunt Mavis, Anna runs away to Teddy Bear Junction with her teddy bear and a talking suitcase. When Aunt Mavis has a change of heart, can she reach Anna in time to apologize before the little girl disappears forever?
Survival of the Christmas Spirit
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2015 by velvetmorningpress. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Cooking for nineteen people will be a cinch!” Ever-optimistic Dottie Harris is preparing for the biggest and best Christmas celebration ever, and nothing—not even unexpected guests or running out of gin—will get her down. Can Dottie throw the perfect family Christmas (without so much as a swig of gin to help her through) or will preparing for the festivities get the best of her?
Tenacious Monkey Bites
Series: Chimney Fishing. Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A simple trip to the store to find a challenging board game turns hilariously awry in this saga of family life. Intent to find the right challenge in a game that will evenly match the knowledge and wit of husband and wife, our hero finds he is bested at every turn. Told with tongue-in-cheek bravado, you will wonder, as our hero still does, just who has won this "Battle of the Sexes".
The Prospector
Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: Australian English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A poem, wherein a bushman from the late eighteen hundreds reflects on his life and times as a gold prospector…
Reality Sucks
Price: Free! Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
H. H. Twilterwaller is living in reality with dreams that are way out. He is in a bad situation with a drudge wife and worse daughter. The contrast with what he had planned and the reality was at the breaking point. Then it broke.
Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Free the Shorts!
Price: Free! Words: 6,000. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Need a lift in your day? Then try these short, true, funny stories from humorist Allison Hawn! They're sure to make you giggle, smirk and guffaw!
The Story Of The Great Steam Calliope
Price: Free! Words: 4,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
An inverse correlation seems to exist between an invention's size and its numerical success. Small inventions can infest the world (mobile phones, Velcro, spray cans). Larger ones can appear to (shopping trolleys, cars, shipping containers). But really large ones do not (suspension bridges, radio telescopes, tunnel boring machines). Norman Watt's invention was at the latter category's extreme end…
The Closing Date
Price: Free! Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a short, fictional story. A humorous look at the plight of a short story writer. Written from the writer’s perspective, consulting an imaginary filing cabinet full of unused short stories. The writer tries to determine the merits of various stories they have written, all the while searching for a unique idea to pitch in a writing competition.
Just a Moment
Series: Great Flash Fiction. Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of flash fiction to celebrate the first anniversary of Great Flash Fiction on 29th March 2015. Eight stories from six of our authors: Maryann Holloway, Christine Brand, Becky Spence, Candida Spillard, Karen Storey & Namitha Varma. Stories include Alphabet Stories and Micro Fiction.
サボテン、野球選手
Price: Free! Words: 90. Language: Japanese. Published: June 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Comics & Graphic Novels / Manga, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
サボテン、漫画野球選手の漫画の冒険を発見!マイク·ドナーティによる。 Saboten, manga yakyū senshu no manga no bōken o hakken! Maiku· donāti ni yoru.
A Tiny Collection
Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four short, short odd stories, ranging from plank-obsessed pirates to mad Byron-worshipping gerbil's to intelligent sea-sponges on far distant planets. All in the characteristically odd prose of Severely Odd