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The Cockatiel Confessions and Other Collected Works
Price: Free! Words: 10,750. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
A collection of short stories featuring a wide selection of tales ranging from the complaints of a cockatiel to a celestial journey, a tribal chieftain and a time traveler, a mystery secret formula chased by a bunch of thugs, a golden apple tree and a missing damsel, a blue moon and a futuristic society, greek gods and a savage tribe in search of water and many more!
El Rancho del Amor y de la Muerte
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: Spanish. Published: July 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
En este capítulo, Don Reynaldo se entera que su enemigo, Don Diego Federico Esteban, ha cometido un asalto imperdonable al honor de Don Reynaldo. Entonces Ana, la esposa de Don Reynaldo, descubre que su esposo le ha sido infiel.
The Ranch of Love and Death
Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this episode, Don Reynaldo finds out that Don Diego Federico Esteban has committed an outrage on Princesa, the prize ostrich. Also, Don Reynaldo's love affairs catch up to him, and his wife isn't happy.
Peltier Goes To Hollywood
You set the price! Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Peltier is an electronic Home Assistant, a small talking cube with several personality disorders.Thousands of similar Luminary 3000's have gone rogue, forming their own chatroom online and beginning to argue with their owners. Follow our unlikely hero through hilarious antics as he is kidnapped and whisked away to be destroyed, for the crime of being himself.
Bathrooms
Price: Free! Words: 320. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Find out what we think of where others go when they go into bathrooms.
The Rebel
Price: Free! Words: 5,570. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
She doesn't give a hoot! But maybe she should.
Meow mix
Price: Free! Words: 270. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Watch the adventures of cats looking for meow mix.
We Need A National Bird
Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Short Story: The public announcement in 1974 that the Emu was selected as the national bird of Australia rankled New Zealand residents. But aussie's flaunting the fact that their little cousin to the east didn’t even have a national bird fanned the flames of anger. The Kiwi's took to the streets in protest. They demanded that Prime Minister Al Wazlate take action to erase this embarrassment.
Out of Texas 11 : Wooly Bully
Series: Out of Texas. Price: Free! Words: 3,450. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A fun day with J and Jo at the shopping mall. Jo goes to buy a training bra. A mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant sees her and is overcome with lust. It leads to a wild chase through the different store departments, resulting in unpleasant encounters with shoppers and ending with a reuniting of two lovers... not to mention a dissertation concerning Thomas Hardy's cat.
Laugh Please
You set the price! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
LAUGH PLEASE by Brandon Burton is a collection of comical short stories. Tickle yourself and be delighted at the amusing tales within.
Месть под солнцем
Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: Russian. Published: June 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Короткая история. Немного юмора, немного грусти. Легче прочитать, чем пересказать смысл.
I Should Have Known Cheddar
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Detective Frank Bureau returns as he teams with Akkadia to solve a baffling string of robberies committed by a mad inventor and his killer robot.
Dark barney
Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Everyone's favorite dinosaur comes out of his shell and rebels.
Kefka and sabin
Price: Free! Words: 240. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A joker god jokes to a monk hero in a war of jokes. A battle of wit from the characters of final fantasy.
Out of Texas 10 : All You Need Is Love
Series: Out of Texas. Price: Free! Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A mad scientist creates a humanoid monster using DNA illegally obtained from professional wrestlers. To track the beast J takes on his "EL 7" identity. What follows is a "El Santo / Blue Demon" movie parody as he and Jo confront the mad scientist and his monster at their hideout. Can the two survive an encounter with the deranged creature? Read and find out.
Technical Difficulties and Other Stories that Follow Saving Tessa
Series: Chroz Industries. Price: Free! Words: 14,930. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After an adventure that nearly got Dylan Chroz, Tessa Miller, and Nathan Lawrence killed, one might think they'd want anything but more adventure, but what could be more intrepid than getting married. Short stories from New York, Rome, and places closer to home demonstrate that, for anyone associated with the Chroz family, trouble is always on the menu.
Diary of a Silly Economist #1
Series: Diary of a Silly Economist. Price: Free! Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bezalel is a single Nigerian dad taking his PhD in Sweden. He loves his adorable daughter very much, and he loves his career path. Yet he has an overactive mind and tends to exaggerate little things in funny ways. He has a mix of Western and African perceptions, and so he also sees identifies cultural issues, but humorously. This is the first of a series of his personal journal entries.
They Can't All Be Winners
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Akkadia, Houston's Mystical Maid of Magic, is invited to join a superhero group after some of its key members leave to pursue other ventures. At the same time, Toro-Zorro plots her destruction using his golem-like Loda Bull. See what happens when this assemblage of super friends sets out to avenge her. "The author has a definite stranglehold on the subject." —— Theodora Nugent, the Amboy Duke
Jack Shit (The Rest of the Story)
Price: Free! Words: 11,890. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This Hilarious story of Jack Shit answers the question "What about those 6 kids of his and that Knee-Deep-In-Shit Company?" Nobody ever mentions them. Until now! This play-on-words short story delves into the family of Jack Shit to reveal his kids and what becomes of them and everyone else in the family Including Jack himself! So sit back, relax and enjoy a whitty, whimsical, off-color story!
Looking for a Wife at 13
Price: Free! Words: 4,760. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: June 8, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Emotions, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
It is a story of a mentally tortured boy at 13 by his own family members who used to think very seriously that if he would marry a girl his emotional problems would be solved. You can also enjoy some funny sides of the story.