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The Suggested One
Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Oracle at Delphi spoke: Behold! A hero will be born who may or may not rescue the people of Alfalfion from an impending doom! And this hero shall be known as the Suggested One!
The Red Citadel and the Sorcerer's Power
Price: Free! Words: 119,960. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The fate of a realm is in the hands of a savage and a scoundrel… >>>Once a respected wizard Finster is now a drunkard and a con man living anonymously amongst simple, easily manipulated village folk. But his self-serving cunning cannot save him when soldiers of the Magus Supremeus of the High Order burst in to drag the disreputable mage to the dreaded Red Citadel.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Seat Blues
Price: Free! Words: 740. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Toilet seat blues is a daily occurrence for most of us. If something can wrong, the bathroom is the place where it will happen. So relive your own personal nightmare as I present you with another option of possibilities. Enjoy!
In Another Universe
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
Dr. Gefiltefish developed an alternate theory regarding the nature of reality. This theory allowed him to create his own small universe. But when he went to explore his new domain, he found something totally unexpected.
Barneys Auctions
Price: Free! Words: 65,160. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The colorful Barney battles everyone while running his auction room in post WWII Melbourne, Australia, but meets his match in his daughter who wants to marry his employee, and he auctions a painting he thinks is worthless.
Brassica Park
Series: Planet Dweller. Price: Free! Words: 44,890. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2018 by Dodo Books. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The final book in the Planet Dweller series. The Earth is no longer fit for humans, the Planet Dweller is no longer one entity, and humankind are now dinosaurs. Which is what would be expected after the meddling of two superbeings who never quite got the hang of mortality, although secretly aspiring to it. And there is also this dodo, and an intergalactic criminal in a pretty frock.
The Triceratops
Price: Free! Words: 150. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short poem about bumping into a couple of dinosaurs while out walking! The image used for this poem (the Triceratops skull) was provided by dinosaur replicas... A site were you can buy some amazing models of dinosaur skulls... Check it out on here... https://www.shapeways.com/shops/bob-s-3d-stall
Sub-zero vs scorpion
Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
fire vs ice, two ninjas go toe to toe in a battle of words.
Faq Blagues
Price: Free! Words: 4,360. Language: French. Published: September 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Des blagues créatives et amusantes pour divertir et vous faire rire, comme une personne qui rit sans cesse.
Went to Woo a Porn Star
Series: Desi Tales. Price: Free! Words: 8,890. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Adult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Probably the happiest story you will read this year. Cynthia has had a bad year. She randomly staggers into a porn star online, and in the course of wooing him, asks herself questions about the nature of respectability, personal values and how to live happily with yourself and others. (adult themes, but don't expect erotica)
The Devil o' the Highlands
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Running & jogging
Tackling the route of an ultramarathon just for the hell of it, with a less-than-savvy support runner.
A Memorable Teeth Cleaning
Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
I went for a teeth cleaning. The technician was one I had not had before. She was different from the others. She began to talk and did a good deal of it while I needed to keep my mouth open. I would like to have been able to speak, but I was not always able to make my opinion known. I think you'll find this story amusing.
A Rose Too Far
Price: Free! Words: 2,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Screenplays » Comedy
Romance is wasted on the Youth
@My KitchenTable
Price: Free! Words: 11,720. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Screenplays » Comedy
At My Kitchen Table, where we load the baggage of on to our Children and perpetuate our legacy of Stereotypes, Racial and Religious prejudices. Here Trevor is forced to face his prejudices when subversively convince, by his terminally ill Wife that a roadtrip would be beneficial.
Clear Coasts - ACT I
Series: Clear Coasts. Price: Free! Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“In the middle of an investigation into his conveniently absent business partner a wealthy politician travels to South America to find his missing son.”
Truth or Dare
Series: Truth or Dare series. Price: Free! Words: 9,170. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
Four friends decide that their life need to be more interesting and end up getting involved in a highly competitive game of Truth or Dare against their worst enemies. This is a short story that I created just for fun. Enjoy! :)
Price: Free! Words: 680. Language: Chinese (simplified). Published: September 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
创造性的有趣的笑话,以娱乐和让你笑,就像一个非停止笑的人。 笑声暴动是减轻压力所必需的。 在学校,办公室或家里张开嘴,笑,笑,笑。 调整你的思想,用重型笑话来丰富自己。
Facts and Fiction
Price: Free! Words: 28,860. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Except the last chapter, other stories are of serious nature based on few facts laced with some fiction. The last chapter is based on facts heavily laced with spice and salt to provide you some fodder to have a hearty laugh.
Love Letters
Price: Free! Words: 1,650. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nick is new to love but he’s won the affection of the fabulous Fleur. He’s the envy of the boy’s locker room. But everything has its price and Fleur’s price is love letters. If Nick truly loves her, he’ll declare himself on paper. In this very short, wacky story Nick learns some basic truths about letter-writing, and about himself.
Series: FINDING LOVE. Price: Free! Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Adelynn was a simple girl who liked hiding out in the cabin and hearing voices. David was a simple cop who did not believe in love but he had meddling friends who thought marriage was the best thing that could happen to him. You know how the rest goes.