Fiction » Humor & comedy » General

When Your Novel Strikes Back
Price: Free! Words: 21,170. Language: British English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
What would you do if your novel came alive? When Your Novel Strikes Back is a silly story made up of nonsense, random thoughts, and character torture.
The Very Best of Philosoraptor
Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"It's funny when a dinosaur tackles the big questions" Meet Philosoraptor. Just your average everyday dinosaur trying to tackle today's unanswered questions on life, people and the cosmos. Philosoraptor is famous for his deep thinking and his insightful view as he ponders, "If a hipster became mainstream what would hipster be?"
The Very Best of Hipster Kitty
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when someone else is the hipster" Meet Hipster Kitty. Just your everyday 'too cool for school' kitten that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing and fast moving world whilst staying one step ahead of the crowd and being cool (before cool became cool).
The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when it happens to someone else" Meet Socially Awkward Penguin. Just your average everyday flightless bird that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing world. Yet along the way, he seems to find every socially awkward moment and situation that has ever existed (plus a few new ones!) which is awkward for him, but funny for us!
The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades
Series: Divine Dantes Infernal Trilogy, Infernal Trilogy #1. Price: Free! Words: 74,230. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A finalist in the Indie Book Awards "Best Second Novel" category, "The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades" is the first in a trilogy of laugh-out-loud books paralleling Dante Alighieri's classic poem, "The Divine Comedy," where the characters of The Inferno are encountered in modern times with surprising results. Read this literary, rock, love story today!
The Divine Dantes: A Prologue
Price: Free! Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If "The Divine Comedy" and "Catcher in the Rye" had a love child, "The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades" would be it. The novel is the first in a trilogy of laugh-out-loud books paralleling Dante Alighieri's classic poem, "The Divine Comedy," where the characters of The Inferno are encountered in modern times with surprising results. Read this literary, rock, love story today!
Fratricide, Werewolf Wars, and the Many Lies of Andrea Paddington
Price: Free! Words: 98,390. Language: Australian English. Published: April 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Apocalypse: keep it in the family. Ah, the problems never cease. The Team want Paddington to help contain a family of vampires before they fulfil another vague, ancient prophecy that will destroy the world. The werewolf pack wants revenge. His wife wants him to stay away from it all. Oh, and there’s some question about Paddington’s father’s death. Specifically, whether it actually happened...
Sea of Idiots
Price: Free! Words: 8,870. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Max Wilson is thirty five, unemployed, and still lives at home. His interests are economics, rock music, giving lectures, and buttermilk. He's also a genius. When his mother decides to move to Florida, he devises a plan to ruin everything.
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The Adult Channel.
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy 2. Price: Free! Words: 24,830. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sensual Brigade agent Money Fact sends teleoperator Clarity Nice inside a large Thai champagne shipping container to the Park Hyatt hotel in the Emirate of Abu Dhabi, where Clarity seeks her friends, abducted by beauty lotion scam perpetrator Cassandra Scafarel. At the luxurious hotel, Clarity faces a local power broker, Hamir Bakal, who wants to distribute an Adult Channel in the region.
The Marshfield Vampire
Price: Free! Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Melvin, in a marriage he can't get out of, finds a vampire under his stairs and works out a deal that he hopes will unburden him from his obnoxious wife. What happens proves to be less than he'd hoped for.
From him to her
Price: Free! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometime when we touch, the feelings become too much. I wanna hold you til I die. Til I just break down and cry. I wanna hold you, till the fear in me subsides.
The Range Trip
Price: Free! Words: 7,890. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
When a salesman attempts to infiltrate The Iron Range and convince the salt-of-the-earth inhabitants to pay for home improvements provided by his company, his trip turns out to be a bizarre ordeal involving dark secrets that he would've never expected. This is a tribute piece to Hunter S Thomson who died recently.
如果你想成为作家就不应该做这些事
Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: Chinese (traditional). Published: March 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
序言 如果你有想过当个作家,千万别错过这个故事! 在这十个小故事里我想讲述当我试着成为作家时所经历的事情…… “这不是一本小说,而是一本小故事集。” 如果你想成为作家就不应该做这些事…… -贿赂出版社 -烦扰名人 -旅行的书 -没有人是他地盘上的预言家 -面对海盗行径的一种不同方法 -诵读困难 -如果不读我的书,就把你从facebook上删除 -我是半个作家 -AMAZON——作家的采石场 -相信facebook上的朋友们
Two-Hundred Steps Home Volume Three
Series: Two-Hundred Steps Home, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 24,050. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Claire is in the Dales trying to deal with Josh's revelations and her past with Michael. The snow is relentless and all Claire wants to do is curl up with a good book and a Starbucks. Carl and his PA Julia have other ideas, as they set out to find challenges to test Claire's resolve. Her biggest challenge is yet to come. 'Volume 3 contains March's installments from Amanda's writermummy blog'
Northern Bites, a.k.a. Canada Sucks: A Very Short Vampire Story
Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
There's a reason vampire stories don't usually take place in Canada.
Masterpiece
Price: Free! Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story. Love is expected to last but, when relationships break down, each person has their own way of hurting, and their own way of redressing the balance, sometimes through reparation, and sometimes through reprisal.
In the Mouth of the Bear
Price: Free! Words: 8,940. Language: British English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Young men with too much money and not enough sense in Cold War Berlin.
Trader Among the Flock
Series: The Traders, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 47,540. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Trader among the Flock” is a sequel to “The Traders,” wherein Ivan Schmidt, a disbarred attorney, has his real estate license revoked, then convinces a group of fellow real estate exchangers to open their meetings to non-licensed owners. Each member of the group has his own agenda for agreeing with Ivan, and some are motivated by a fear of what Ivan might do if they don’t go along with him.
A Free Vacation
Price: Free! Words: 1,740. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
John and Janet Carpenter responded to a telemarketer's call to sell them a condo in Hawaii. They attend the sales presentation that will get them a free trip.
The Way Across the Road
Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Tormented and alone a ghost lies trapped on a lonely back road, cowering from a terrible evil on the other side. When a passerby stops in the ghost's clearing he gets one last chance at the afterlife and finds that even in the depths of horror there is still some laughter to be found.