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WTF! This Is A Liberal Utopia!
Price: Free! Words: 72,000. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
A peek into a future when America becomes the utopia long sought by liberals like Professor Felix Schwartz. Schwartz awakens from a coma in 2050 to discover his theories have become reality. There are no borders, English has be relegated to the dungheap, rioting and something resembling football with hockey sticks have become the national pastimes. Absurd? Yes. Likely? Maybe. You decide.
Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday
Price: Free! Words: 12,980. Language: American English. Published: May 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
They've taken on the grocery store, gone head-to-head with Santa and the Tooth Fairy. They've even challenged democracy itself. Now John, Chris and Erik of the best-selling Dumb White Husband short stories will join forces to battle the undead. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're kind of dumb. So probably not. It all begins on a Monday...
God's Management
Price: Free! Words: 7,000. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The concept of this story is born from the creation of the financial crisis by the few greedy fund managers. Simple management tips are conveyed through an interaction with the sheer imagination of GOD's appearance. It is depicted through an interaction between GOD and a manager in a crisis.
Tattooed Lesbian Jailbird and other Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 37,410. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
A must read for the short story fan who likes to be entertained and mentally challenged. This compendium is a heterogeneous collection of stories. Those who enjoy humor and intrigue will find much to enjoy. Most of the offerings herein are diverting and cheerful. However beware approaching sections toward the end. These have material of controversial, contemporary, subject matter.
Chance Encounter (Take a Chance: Prequel)
Price: Free! Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Daphne and Jack meet on a Greyhound bus heading north from California. The year is 1976 and Daphne is a pregnant teenager. Jack is a guy in search of a future. For these two lost souls, this is a ride that will change their lives and begin a dynasty. This is a prequel to the Take a Chance series about the eleven kids Jack and Daphne will collect over the years.
Death Comes To All Bears
Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about a young boy and his teddy bear, and what happens on one cold spring night.
The Mascot
You set the price! Words: 12,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mark Western a 13 Year old school boy goal keeper after a bet with some of the England football team, finds himself on the subs bench in Brazil. After a bout of food poisoning the England team is left with barely a full team and Mark is there to make up the numbers, that it until the keeper is taken off with a head injury. Will he be played? Please leave a review as I rely on your feedback G.G.G
Rumble at the Robot
Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Of three-story robots and childhood turf wars. A short memoir about children misbehaving.
Impact
Price: Free! Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Follow the blue line here. Follow the green line there. These were not things that Betsy Walsh expected to have to do on her way to heaven. Impact is a fun little short story about the customs checks required to get into heaven.
The Silk Mind
You set the price! Words: 56,610. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ashlin Smith is incredibly bored with his job as supervisor of the Royal Badger Survey. He wants nothing more than to quit and go back to being a blacksmith like the rest of his family wanted. However, due to politics, prophecy, and an inexplicable plot set in motion decades before, his job is about to become a lot more interesting, and not in a good way.
Fart Lots
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Educational
I fart lots. I mean I really fart lots! Since the day I was born I’ve always been a farter. My parents tell me I farted in the face of the doctor that delivered me!
Planet Me: Have the Scotch Gone Yet?
Price: Free! Words: 11,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Political
A bit like the original Planet me - with added zest! A calculating and savage analysis of everyday life situations. Oh, and a monumental annihilation of contemporary political thinking.
My Dinner With Anne's Dray
Price: Free! Words: 340. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
People should always be open to new dining experiences. For all the epicureans out there.
A Fairy Tail and Out of the Bag
Price: Free! Words: 3,490. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2014 by XC Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
Two humorous short stories. In A Fairy Tail, Sir Craig desperately tries to rescue his beloved from a fiendish sorcerer, but Boots, a shapechanging unicorn, has other ideas. Out of the Bag features a moment in Jason the cop's day - with surprising results.
Seven Weeks of Tweets
Series: Tweets by @C_Brand_Author, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: British English. Published: May 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of 50 #vss tweets from @C_Brand_Author. #vss is the hashtag for 'very short stories'. There are several different prompts tweeted daily or weekly on twitter by different people. Some invite poetry as well as very short stories and some have a word limit.
Morning Tea Near Mitchelton
Price: Free! Words: 25,840. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
'Morning Tea Near Mitchelton' by Ken Blowers, is the third in a series of delightful collections of light-hearted short stories. Join Ken on another journey through eight short stories which are perfect in content and length to read when stopping for a break for Morning Tea. Guaranteed to leave you chuckling with your cuppa!
Memory of Flesh
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A goblin deals with problematic passengers at the turnstile to the afterlife.
Will It Go Round In Circles
Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Strange doings at the Preston residence. Christina man's up while the rest of the family gets down.
The Supreme Torture
Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
The evil Doctor Goldjob subjects Buck Stardust to the most hideous torture ever conceived. Can the tenacious Texan survive?
The Celestial Op
Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A nod -- and a wink -- to Dashiell Hammett. A nameless operative for the Celestial Detective agency investigates a crime scene.