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Pembleton, PhD Volume 1
You set the price! Words: 21,150. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
When Dr. Genevieve Pembleton enters village journalist Tristan Limb’s life in the most unexpected of fashions, a whole new, strange world opens up to him. These are the accounts of four of their adventures together, as documented by Tristan himself.
Higher Than A Hitman
Price: Free! Words: 10,350. Language: Canadian English. Published: October 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is no ordinary book. This book breaks almost all the rules that a typical author has. Think of it as the "Naked Gun" of books or the "South Park" of novels. It is about a hitman who encounters a very crazy conspiracy on one of his missions. I don't want to give away the rest, but lets just say he meets some very interesting characters, fights a lot of bad guys and gets the girl.
Kevin Cassidy The Cassidy Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 105,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
...being the questionable memoirs of a certain North Queensland high school boy on his 1950’s journey through the leafy glades of learning. But (shock horror!), it's in the first-person present tense, the mark of a rank amateur. Yet this was the only way I could make the story work, dear reader, and you, with your perspective and experience, will judge it for yourself (hopefully with a smile).
The Steady Decline of Nice People
Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One rogue is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose bladder control.
The Accidental Proposal (Short Story)
Series: What You're Proposing, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 10,700. Language: British English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One guy, one mystery, one very wrong conclusion ... Luca has walked out on his band in the middle of their American tour and headed off to New Orleans. Disgraced gossip columnist Gaby is determined to find out why, while her sister Pris is equally determined to have the best holiday ever. The Accidental Proposal is just under 10,000 words and should take you about 30 minutes to read.
The Choice
Price: Free! Words: 310. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is another one of my silly stories. They are just made for fun and your entertainment. Hope you enjoy it :)
Make It Funny 101 Jokes Make You Laugh
Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
this book contains jokes about different topics in life. It makes you laugh and smile. it also give you some educational information in a form of humor. This is the first part of it. It will be the second one later.
Harvey The Indian: The Man Who Wouldn't Leave
Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harvey is visited by a Caucasian man who wants spiritual healing from a First Nations man, but Harvey isn't the type of Indian to believe in spirits.
Sun on the Rocks - The Cuban Renegade
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Trilogy of Lady Fortuna 2. Price: Free! Words: 27,710. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
When precious metals agent Cubandor and teleoperator Clarity Nice reach the northern island of Cayo Coco in Cuba, a group of revolutionary Cuban security guards working for colonel Swarez da Silva, men known as Marrulleros, arrest them as counter-revolutionary elements, and send them to a high profile prison, in the name of a new revolution which the colonel hopes, will lead him to power in Cuba.
The Fruitcake
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous short story about the dreaded holiday classic. Retirement is not what Robert expected. His wife feeds him twigs and is afraid of mailbox bombs. If that's not enough a fruitcake shows up on his doorstep. Fruitcakes may be a Southern tradition, but it's one Robert can do without.
The Amish Spaceman
Price: Free! Words: 75,980. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A comical road trip across the U.S. with a cast of surreal characters including a failed motivational speaker, a Kamchatkan runaway bride, a sock-crazed mafia boss, and cross-dressing parents.
The Bernie Factor
Price: Free! Words: 93,070. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
What do an unpublished author, a gorgeous strawberry blonde, an albino hit man, a professional gambler, an investment advisor, the federal witness protection program, and a telepathic St. Bernard all have in common? In Pine Valley, CO, just about everything! In the next 48 hours, their worlds will collide, in both a comedy of errors and predestined fate.
Kiss a Girl in the Rain
Series: Take a Chance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he’s been searching for?
Life Of A 'prayer
Price: Free! Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a world where dipterans have hunted most species to extinction, James is a Sprayer. He has had a hard life and he deserves to die in peace. If only, he weren't dying so young. It isn't all gloom and doom though, sharing his world are air-pirate heroines, metallic Gorillas and Horses that run on steam. Oh and airships!
Kill The Cynic
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Episode 2 - On the Way to Work
Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Máquina do Tempo
Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Se um dia pudesses voltar atrás no tempo será que gostavas de mudar verdadeiramente alguma coisa? E se sim, será que valia a pena?
Romance Meets Death
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ina fails to seduce a snobby, bat-eared English pathologist at work. Romance meets Death includes an explanation of Ina's artwork.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Four
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back to ease us out of the Summer and towards the next set of tricksy decisions. As per he is like an arrow to Owner's brain keeping her on target with the beloved Life Plan. Even Jung gets a look in, leafing through his vast library of ancient wisdom to provide Owner with answers. Hers of course. Find out the latest with Wonka, as he quite rightly tells it how it is.
The Adventures of Billy Boiglebird and his Small Automatic Wind Powered Galactic Space-Shrink Transporter Gizmo
Series: Kid Stuff. Price: Free! Words: 4,070. Language: Australian English. Published: September 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
(5.00 from 1 review)
I wrote this story for my great grandchildren and they enjoyed it immensely. Your little grandies might like it too. And you may even find it amusing yourself … or enjoy reading it to your young’ns, anyway. (…and let me say, dear reader, that you do so with my very warmest compliments.) L.J.