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Neuzen in andermans tassen
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Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: Dutch. Published: January 12, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wat moet computerprogrammeur Mark doen als een man met een lange zwarte baard niet één tas, maar een hele aanhangwagen vol tassen onbeheerd in zijn straat achterlaat?
The Argument of Constants
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Price: Free! Words: 15,060. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Douglas Adams meets Roger Zelazny. This novelette mixes absurd humor, parallel universes, and romantic drama while managing to ask life's ultimate question: What is a koala doing in a boot? The Argument of Constants won the 2010 Writers of the Future Contest Honorable Mention.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
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You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Streams Of Yesterday
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Price: Free! Words: 117,760. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Streams of Yesterday weaves humorous and tragic events together amidst a background of economic and social upheaval in a small Kansas farm town. An ensemble of odd characters join Will Clayton, a modern day nomad, in his misadventures as they try to resist the rising tide of corporate corruption and greed threatening to destroy the town.
Next Time We Steal The Carillon - Free Preview of first 27 chapters
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Price: Free! Words: 43,410. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
This is a free preview of the first 27 chapters of Next Time We Steal The Carillon. College life and crime detection are seen through the eyes of our student investigators. These contemporary temporary sleuths live through a cozy mystery set at a Midwestern college during the 1990s. And yes, they are not taking it seriously.
Una storia d’amore Galattica: the Quest for Lovonio
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Price: Free! Words: 6,690. Language: Italian. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Un racconto comico di Fausto Napolitano. From the lost tales of Capitan Crick: “Una storia d’amore Galattica: the Quest for Lovonio.” L’unico racconto dove chi fisica non rosica.
Not at all Rhinocerus
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: Free! Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous.
How Not to Make a Dress
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Price: Free! Words: 9,270. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2011 by Chater Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous look at one woman's battle with a sewing project.
Never Never
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Series: Christmas stories. Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Scrooge questions a boy about a fantastic island. Part of the (anthology) collection of New Christmas Carol Stories.
The Spirit of Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
This short story travels into the supernatural, where a disembodied spirit looks down on to a crime scene and recognizes the dead body as her own. Overcome by disbelief that anyone would want to kill her, she speculates about all the people in her life who simply adore her. Or do they?
Santa's Weight Problem
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Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011 by enpublikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa has become too heavy for his sleigh. So he takes drastic action. Will he be able to bring the children their presents again? This story and picture is a Christmas present from Django Mathijsen and Anaïd Haen to their readers.
The Chrismystery: A Clarke Quickie
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Price: Free! Words: 18,750. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Christmas is coming! For apprentice detective R.D. Clarke, it's almost time for his favorite day of the year: The Running of the Santas, an event where thousands dress up as everyone's favorite jolly fat man in red and run around a local mall. However, things aren't as innocent as the seem when a quartet of Santas break away from the pack and rob a few of the mall's stores.
SeaWeed
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bobby Steiner, perpetually stoned heroine of "The Diary of Bobby Steiner" returns with an all-new short adventure.
Ward's Laws
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Price: Free! Words: 16,580. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ward's Laws has appeared on the iTunes Humour genre charts 11 times. It has appeared on charts in Australia, USA. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account I did what every other forty-something year old does, I froze. I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits and said LOL a lot,
Squaw Dresses
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A society maven with a small dress factory uses intimidation to sell her leftover squaw dresses.
The Deadliest Snake
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Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.67 from 3 reviews)
My grandmother always used to say, "That snake is more afraid of you than you are of it." Grandma was a poor judge of my fear, but I grew up believing her: there is no need to fear snakes. But as a society, the fear of snakes is one of our strongest phobias. And rightly so. Snakes can be deadly as evidenced by the fateful day a simple, little green grass snake slithered into the Miller's home.
Oops! I'm The Paparazzi
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Price: Free! Words: 34,620. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011 by Toffee Apple Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
An Irish ex-boyfriend, a New York newspaper editor, a movie star, and a Hollywood agent - the men in Phred’s life cause her nothing but trouble. So the last thing she needs is to become one of the paparazzi. When Dublin newspaper journalist, Phred, is dumped by her Irish boyfriend, Finbar, she runs off to New York to make a fresh start.
Silver Lining
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Price: Free! Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A day in the life of an ordinary woman, trying to be as optimistic as possible, looking for every silver lining.
La crisis de los 25 (versión en español).
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Price: Free! Words: 6,080. Language: Spanish. Published: December 14, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Todo el mundo habla de la famosa "middle age crisis", pero ¿qué pasa con la crisis de los 25? Hasta hace poco, Clara era una persona segura de sí misma, en una relación estable y con y aspiraciones de un futuro profesional brillante como intérprete en la ONU y ahora...¡ni siquiera le hacen descuento de “joven” en el cine!
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.