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The Art of Miscommunication - Letters, Forms and Replies
You set the price! Words: 12,720. Language: British English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » General reference » Questions & answers
“The Art of Miscommunication - - Letters, Forms and Replies” is the second in a set of the very funniest emails sent to the author since the turn of the century. This grouping demonstrates how witty genius and mind-boggling stupidity can sit all around us all the time. All are apparently true and with any luck at all will make you laugh out loud.
The Art of Miscommunication : Announcers and Help Desks
You set the price! Words: 11,170. Language: British English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Business communication / general
“The Art of Miscommunication - Announcers and Help Desks” is the first in a set of the very funniest emails sent to the author since the start of this century. This grouping demonstrates both deliberate and inadvertent displays of genius from announcers, bulletin writers, customer service and Help Desk staff. All are true and hopefully will make you laugh out loud.
Idles of March
Series: Deadguy: Professional Hero, S1: Ep 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a slow day at the Office. Time to see how the Heroes pass time.
The Hunt for the Infamous Roy G. Biv: An Anti-Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story. Well, an anti-story, which is like a story, just... different. The Infamous Roy G. Biv lives on in infamy, stealing from the matter transmitter system that sends people and things from Earth to the moon and Mars. The famed bounty hunter -- the appropriately-named Shadow the Bounty Hunter -- is hired to stop him. She may very well stop him, depending on how the story plays out.
First (and Final) Contact
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
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It’s been said that bureaucracy is the only true constant in the universe. Are Cap’n Horatio Smalling III and the crew of the S.S. Craptastic intrepid and cunning enough to break the bureaucracy barrier? Only time will tell. . . . (Flash fiction space adventure spoof — 460 words, about 2 pages)
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
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Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
The Armchair Traveller
Price: Free! Words: 21,680. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of lighthearted anecdotes about Lynne's life on the farm with a succession of young foreign farm helpers.
Garage Band: The Legend of Dookie Harris
Price: Free! Words: 22,180. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kevin "Dookie" Harris and The Fuzzy Nutz reunites for the first time in twenty years to relive their dreams of becoming as famous rock band. Mishaps and misfortunes may occur , but will they prevail in order to see their vision through?
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast - The worst political candidate we all wanted
You set the price! Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is a testament to why we really do not want our candidates to speak their minds.
The Call of Chocolate
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014 by Chardonian Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
One of the best things in life is chocolate. But sometimes, a little chocolate can turn into too much and add unwanted poundage. A break from the sweet, creamy treat can be needed. Until the break becomes too much, giving chocolate a beckoning call all its own.
Man-Child
Price: Free! Words: 55,580. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2014. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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In this collection of 21 essays, Michael Jenkins takes a humorous approach to the stresses of every day life. Whether he is questioning how a one-thumbed co-worker might turn a doorknob or is being followed by his creepy future self in a pornographic video store, Michael's essays are funny, honest, and philosophical as an immature man searching for identity in the adult world
Hamburgers for Thanksgiving?
Price: Free! Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Can Susie successfully cook Thanksgiving dinner, or will the day end in tears?
Gone in a Flash
Series: Flashes of Light, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,440. Language: British English. Published: February 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Gone in a Flash is an assortment of five short stories, to be read separately, or be devoured all in one sitting. Each story is between 400 and 550 words.
A Szürke 48-as Trikolórja
Price: Free! Words: 5,780. Language: Hungarian. Published: February 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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140 karakterbe oltott kalandok a Pilvax kávéházból a kérdéssel: Vajon ki a gyorsabb? A forradalom vagy a rohamrendÅ‘rök? S a nagy tavaszi zsongásban, megdugják-e végre Júliát?
Sun on the Rocks - The Bellagio Wikileak
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Trilogy of Lady Fortuna 1. Price: Free! Words: 26,530. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Clarity Nice is led to a Center of Surveillance under the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas, to face trial for the theft of Federal Bonds coming from the Cayman Islands. At the Center, there is a problem with an all-seeing symbolic computer called Evans, which refuses to spy on people. To avoid trial, Clarity accepts work as assistant and discovers a ploy to reveal a wikileak sought by agents of China.
Planet Bonkers
Price: Free! Words: 20,610. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Political
A book with some stuff in it. Not for the faint hearted, this is my individual take on a wide range of situations and circumstances that have either amused or irritated me over a period of some 45 years or so, of a varied but ‘normal’ life (whatever ‘normal’ is). Some of the observations relate to big political, cultural, National or International issues; some are flippant minor irritants.
Dani's Shorts 2
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 26,520. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Yes, it's Volume 2 of TIW shorts! Yet another collection of totally pointless exactly 500 and exactly 200 word nonsense to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
Heart River Inn
You set the price! Words: 37,590. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A mysterious photograph, lethal swans, gushy beds and a kitschy lovers resort in the Pocono Mountains. Can you say single woman in hell?
Conversations with Wonka - Part Three
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Here we go again into a brand new Year, and only Wonka to help Owner press on. What with Life Planners and Financial sections, surely she can make it all happen? There is the usual casting back to the ancients, those Greeks and then we come across Wonka's favourite Edward De Bono. Plan as if you have the money! But will Owner listen? And what about Baba too......read on and find out
The Day 36B’s Became 40D’s
Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
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At some point, your mother probably read you the story of "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day". Well this post-menopausal woman has her own version of a day like that that many senior women will relate to.