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The Cornucopia Radio Ebook
Price: Free! Words: 22,400. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
‘Cornucopia Radio' is a loose collection of Sheffield writers and actors who work together to create cutting edge audio-drama and comedy for broadcast on the radio and internet. They’ve been creating productions since 2008, and as a celebration of their continued output, they’ve decided to collect some of their short comedy scripts and unusual short stories into one magnificent free ebook.
Wild
Price: Free! Words: 8,680. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever thought that animals might be thinking the same things as us? In the fanciful traditions of Aesop, “Wild” by T.K. Wade delivers ten short tales of how animals can sometimes resemble human traits… or visa versa.
Without My Dress
Price: Free! Words: 12,600. Language: British English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spring, 1956. A fresh-faced young girl arrives at a station to pursue her destiny... Fiona Clay, a bewitching mixture of intelligence and stupidity, is about to meet her real mother for the first time. A moving coming-of age mini-novella (very very short book).
Mac Fecker, The Pig And The Spy (Part One)
Price: Free! Words: 6,240. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Jack Mac Fecker, pig breeder, farmer and father never thought that he would enter the world of spying, Steven Speilberg, badger rights, home brewing and gay farmers, especially not in the Mountains of Mourne. Temptation, in all its forms, invaded his world and he responded as any half educated Irishman would. Here we meet Jack and his family and find him at the doorstep of a world of espionage.
Par For The Course
Price: Free! Words: 4,150. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.71 from 7 reviews)
A humorous look at the British class system. Meet Buntie and Rupert, stalwarts of the etiquette police, chinless wonders who bellow and bluff their way through life. This story was inspired by the poster that used to hang in the boarding house windows in London at the turn of last century stating, “No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish.”
One Night in Jail (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
When two brothers go partying while on their spring break, alcohol and a smug attitude lands one of them in jail. After a comical night filled with hilarious predicaments, the jailed brother must face his greatest fear: a confrontation with his father.
The Santa Delivery Service
You set the price! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As Sam Jeffers puts the presents under the tree on Christmas Eve, he gets a visit off someone who he hadn't believed existed for nearly twenty years.
Baril de Singes [Barrel of Monkeys]
Price: Free! Words: 104,780. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this adventure-comedy novel, Baron von dek Horn operates at his investigative finest. Summoned from the comforting chaos of Tumultuous Manor, his cozy estate in northern New England, the international consultant pursues eccentric global financier Wayland Bridgework and a collection of valuable flash drives that control the cyber fortunes of governments, banks and corporations.
Kool Brother Rat
Price: Free! Words: 5,770. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this fast, funny tale, a thirteen–year–old boy in the Wonder Years era searches for cool. Can he live up to his big brother's rep? Tastes a little like Stand By Me, A Christmas Story, and The Wonder Years. Previously published in The Write Side Up.
Shrinking Violet
Price: Free! Words: 7,640. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Shy Violet has been overweight for years. Then she signs up for a structured diet plan and rapidly turns into a butterfly. Now she is gorgeous and has renewed confidence but has she taken this thing too far and lost everything?
CineMagic
Series: Prices Negotiable, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 18,420. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
How badly can a simple night at the movies go? When you're freelance monster hunter Eric Margrave and his ghostly partner Lydia, well, the simplest night out can end up being downright magical. And no, that isn't a good thing.
Triumph of the Scientific Mind
Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A short, possibly bit weird, encounter with the late Albert Einstein...
Jenno's Face Book
Series: Jenno's Stuff, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some more of Jenno's Facebook stuff with a picture on every page.
Who Shot Father Christmas?
Price: Free! Words: 24,190. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
The magic of Christmas is at stake and drastic measures are called for. The cause and solution so obvious, dear reader, but will the interested parties sort out their mess in time? Disclaimer: no Father Christmases were harmed during the weaving of this festive tale.
Lane 1 Closure
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: British English. Published: December 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
When the hard-bitten Police Sarge in Traffic Control hears about a broken down vehicle on the motorway from a rookie patrolman and his partner, are they pulling his leg? A whimisical tale set just before dawn on Christmas morning.
Going Up
Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Boson has been working hard on his calculations. There's a special ride he wants to catch, and he doesn't want to miss it.
I Dream of Jeannie
Price: Free! Words: 1,950. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When you find a magic lamp that contains a Genie, the intelligent person will think before they make a wish.
Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
Price: Free! Words: 7,460. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Can You Imagine…?" Holiday Happenings, Part 2, a ‘never together before’ collection of all G’s Christmas poems based on “T’was the night before Christmas.” Laugh as animal characters deliver gifts and treats in uncanny style. This collection also offers holiday shopping tips, Christmas memories and a resolution everyone should keep. Give yourself a free gift and download yours today!
Bob Fatso
Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: British English. Published: December 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bob Fatso is one of a series of Bob books. Each page contains a full colour picture and storyline. They are for children and adults alike, the kids love the pictures and naughty words (Like fart), and the adults like the hidden innuendos. Each book is a short story is easy to read to the kids or grand kids. Bob fatso is a particularly interesting fellow, sometimes it is good to be fat
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.