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Eddie's Shorts - Volume 3
By M. Edward McNally
Series: Eddie's Shorts, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Third volume of Eddie's old shorts, from the era of grunge and flannel. Contents: The 22nd and 24th President of the United States of America - "Grover Cleveland hates my guts." Breaking Up is Hard to Do - "The trip went pretty good, at first."
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
By John H. Carroll
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
The Legend of Robin Hood in Manchester
By Lee McGibbon
You set the price! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From his humble scally Mancunian beginnings to learning his criminal trade on the mean streets of Nottingham. This is the untold short story of Robin Hood and the legacy he left on his hometown of Manchester....
The Rise and Fall of Boudica and her Brass Colander
By Lee McGibbon
You set the price! Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Love, war, colanders and flapjack. This short story highlights Boudica's rise to power and her shocking fall from grace as the culinary queen of the Britons.
Gone Green
By A.L. Brown
You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
200+ Mulla Nasrudin Stories and Jokes
By Rodney Ohebsion
Price: Free! Words: 22,300. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mulla Nasrudin is the starring character in a vast number of amusing tales told in regions all over the world, particularly in countries in or near the Middle East. Each tale depicts Nasrudin in a different situation, and through his viewpoint they humorously reveal commentary and lessons on various life themes.
Ziggy Two Step - Courier Extraordinaire
By Mark Goodwin
Price: Free! Words: 9,100. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 13 reviews)
Follow Ziggy Two Step, courier extraordinaire, as he delivers urgent packages throughout Riverton. A short story of 32 pages which I hope will amuse you. Reading time should be about 45 minutes or so. Reviews here on Smashwords are welcome - Thanks.
You Dirty Rat
By Adam Tervort
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Laoshu can tell you the true story, for he was there. You see, the story of the Chinese Zodiac is not what we have been told, and Laoshu is here to set the record straight with wit and keen insight into all things Chinese. This short story comes from The Zodiac Schmodiac Story Cycle, 1st Course: Kung Pao Flavored Short Stories by Adam Tervort and is free for download.
Loxfinger
By Sol Weinstein
Price: Free! Words: 36,080. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2011 by Combustoica. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a land surrounded by its enemies, Oy-Oy-7 is called on to guard the nation’s great benefactor, the generous but odd Lazarus Loxfinger. Is there more to Loxfinger than meets the eye? Bond aims to find out, even if doing so requires sleeping with dozens of exotic beauties! This classic parody sold hundreds of thousands of copies in the 1960s, now available again.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: The Pachydwerp in the Room (Season 1, Episode 6)
By TA Cuce' and RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Seems like a cash deposit, an unlimited expense account, and a mark he doesn’t even have to kill would make for a pretty good day…but then it’s never a good day to be PeeDee3. His client, his mark, and the gigantic nudge he’s been saddled with are Pachydwerps, the most manipulative species in the galaxy, and each of them has their own agenda. This is going to be a painful molt.
Viewmaster
By Ferdinand Stowell
Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Drill & Sanctimony
By Peter Anthony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Big Business
By Russ Crossley
Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011 by 53rd Street Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Ever wonder how in the novel Attack of the Lushites, Trixie Pug and her ex-husband, Herman became so embittered toward each other? This story will illustrate how payback is a dish best served greasy. A science fiction satire set in the far future where giant fast food corporations control the galaxy and he who's the fattest wins.
The Senior Week 500
By M.W. Stevens
Price: Free! Words: 19,650. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this comedy/adventure, three naive high school graduates organize a no-holds-barred car race to attract friends into having an unforgettable vacation. Something is absolutely going to go wrong.
The Ultimate Guide to Distinguish a Canadian from an American
By Mark Goodwin
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 star(4.89 from 9 reviews)
If you are one of the many people who find it difficult to tell a Canadian from an American, then this Guide is what you have always been looking for. Never again will you make that mistake.
Rodney Ohebsion, Liberal Hero
By Rodney Ohebsion
Price: Free! Words: 5,810. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Rodney Ohebsion is a liberal hero, and he knows it. Join him now on a quest to right the world's wrongs. Or, if you're a conservative, let him tell you that you're responsible for the world’s wrongs.
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By Paul Hawkins
Price: Free! Words: 8,280. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Two young friends are united by a crappy old car, dead-end summer jobs, and the endless desire to escape from tedium into the big wide world. One breaks free and gets the girl; the other gets an empty garage and a valuable lesson. Short story: humor, coming of age, around 8200 words.
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
By Stephen Bills
Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
In the Beginning
By Michael Goldsberry
Price: Free! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous retelling of Genesis from Eve's pole dancing to "Skippy" Noah surfing to Hagar in a french maid outfit and more.
Smite Me, Oh Dark One
By Steve Thomas
Price: Free! Words: 7,360. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
0.25 star(4.33 from 6 reviews)
Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord.