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Ronnie and Me
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The first time I saw Ronnie he was alone and looked forlorn. My name is Al. I like to think I'm a nice guy. People who know me say I'm a sucker for a sad story or woebegone looks. I won't deny it. That's why I decided to be a friend to Ronnie and cheer him up. Therein lies the tale.
The Christmas Caper
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Price: Free! Words: 6,820. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
The last stop of the night in Manhattan, that's when it happened. Before Santa can say "Donder and Blitzen, and what are the rest of their names?" he's in deep eggnog with the police, the Mafia, and, of course, the elves. An angry elf is nobody to trifle with. Particularly if he's been drinking espresso all night. This Christmas story, clocking in at a little over 6,000 words, should put to rest
The Girl Next Door
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Price: Free! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
When aspiring writer Anne Granger storms into the apartment next door, demanding that the occupant cease and desist his dreadful guitar playing, little does she know that the first move on the battlefield of love and literature has just begun. The Girl Next Door is a short story of 4,000 words.
Yo-yo's Weekend
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Price: Free! Words: 66,790. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Yo-yo's ring is stolen on a weekend visit to his uncle and aunt in York, he enlists ghosts, statues, clowns, fish, indeed anything he can conjure, to help him get it back. Dodging the forty stone international criminal mastermind Mr Vanilla, the weasly circus owner Truss and the delectable twins Rue and Thyme, Yo-yo needs to recover the ring to avoid being sent back to the nut-house.
Balls
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Price: Free! Words: 3,420. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Matthew and Winston are in Italy on important business - but Matthew wants one final adventure before he ties the knot with his fiancee back home in the States. As Matthew drags Winston across Italy on a paranoid pursuit of murderers, Winston has a trick of his own waiting up the sleeve of his expensive suit...
Unintended Heroes
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Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 107,810. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When Insidious Chi threatens the universe with apathy, all its heroes are gathered to do battle. Unfortunately two bumbling Earthlings qualify for an invite.
A Husband’s Lot
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Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever wonder what goes through a man’s mind as he attempts to be Mr. Fixit? A Husband’s Lot is a light-hearted look at a “honey do” project gone wrong. A short story laced with humor, but oh, so true.
Crazy Rich
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Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012 by Risque Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Peyton Chandler, a high-powered real estate broker to the wealthy, is about to close on the biggest deal of her career until things get crazy thanks to her eclectic and eccentric clients, Manhattan socialite Avery Carlyle, her newly betrothed cuckold of a fiance Dr. Stuart Nussbaum and a hyperactive trio of pampered pooches.
Why 'The Devil Came Down to Georgia' Is a Stupid Song
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
This is the story of why The Devil Came Down to Georgia is a stupid song. Because it really, really is.
You Say It Without Laughing
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it isn't.
Dorian Evergreen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
Ces nouvelles, toujours très bien écrites, se dévorent copieusement. Elles se révèlent également éclectiques, lorsque l’auteur nous conte les aventures d’une vieille péripatéticienne en fin de carrière enlevée par un ancien client amoureux sous les yeux de son antique proxénète, où lorsqu’il dépeint l’univers glauque de deux « pointeurs » violeurs et assassins d’enfants pas du tout pénitents.
Drama
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Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012 by Stofkonijn (Dustbunny). Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
‘Am I doing it right?’ Alfred asked, his voice wavering. This is the story about how the dramatic piece of art you see on the cover actually came to be. This story (in the original Dutch version) won the very first Unleash award, which was then called the Santorian assignment. It was inspired by Broms piece of art, which now adorns this story’s cover.
Dramatiek
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: Dutch. Published: August 24, 2012 by Stofkonijn (Dustbunny). Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
‘Doe ik het zo goed?’ vroeg Alfred met weifelende stem. Het verhaal van hoe het beeld op de cover van dit boek tot stand is gekomen. Dit verhaal won de allereerste santoriaanse opdracht (een voorloper van de Unleash award) en is gebaseerd op het getoonde kunstwerk van Brom. Voor meer kunst van Brom, zie zijn officiële website, genoemd in het colofon.
The Fabulous Spawlszoff Brothers
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Price: Free! Words: 57,360. Language: British English. Published: August 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Fabulous Spawlszoff Brothers is Fiction based on actual events that took place during the past 40 years.
Reality Book Group & 3 Other Short Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What’s more important, the book or the members? In "Reality Book Group," three college professors invite a book-loving ex-convict to join them. Selected from more than 400 plays written by New England playwrights, "Reality Book Group" was top-billed in The Boston Globe and performed at the 2012 Boston Theater Marathon. Plus 3 other 10-minute plays
Plutoed
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Price: Free! Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When you mess with the ego of a god, you'd better be prepared for the consequences... This humorous short tale explains what REALLY happened when astronomers took it upon themselves to relegate the ninth planet to the status of dwarf.
Ignorance of the Law
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
When a pack of backwoods local yokels begin to lumber toward civilized space in their slapped-together warp speed jalopy, a working-Joe cop has to take action. He soon finds himself in the eternal dilemma of the policeman on the beat: how to strike a balance between justice and enforcing the letter of the law?
The Battle of Lake Lynwood- A Non-Cautionary Tale
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of how I spent my 4th of July when I was 11 and 12 years old.
The MacLosers
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Price: Free! Words: 27,200. Language: English (Scottish dialect). Published: August 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.23 from 13 reviews)
An unemployed architect thinks his prayers have been answered when he inherits a Scottish village. But when he takes his dysfunctional family to the Highlands, he finds the place in shambles, the locals standoffish, and the cunning caretaker determined to steal the property out from under him.
The Other Option
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Price: Free! Words: 6,580. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Quince took pride in his job. He was the guy who stood three paces before the cradle and handed out the lives to Poor Souls. In the empty, white land before existence, this made him something of a big deal...until a newer, more popular, more competitive option came along... Now Quince is out of business, and running out of time... Sequel to The Big Deal.