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You Dirty Rat
By Adam Tervort
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Laoshu can tell you the true story, for he was there. You see, the story of the Chinese Zodiac is not what we have been told, and Laoshu is here to set the record straight with wit and keen insight into all things Chinese. This short story comes from The Zodiac Schmodiac Story Cycle, 1st Course: Kung Pao Flavored Short Stories by Adam Tervort and is free for download.
Loxfinger
By Sol Weinstein
Price: Free! Words: 36,080. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2011 by Combustoica. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a land surrounded by its enemies, Oy-Oy-7 is called on to guard the nation’s great benefactor, the generous but odd Lazarus Loxfinger. Is there more to Loxfinger than meets the eye? Bond aims to find out, even if doing so requires sleeping with dozens of exotic beauties! This classic parody sold hundreds of thousands of copies in the 1960s, now available again.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: The Pachydwerp in the Room (Season 1, Episode 6)
By TA Cuce' and RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Seems like a cash deposit, an unlimited expense account, and a mark he doesn’t even have to kill would make for a pretty good day…but then it’s never a good day to be PeeDee3. His client, his mark, and the gigantic nudge he’s been saddled with are Pachydwerps, the most manipulative species in the galaxy, and each of them has their own agenda. This is going to be a painful molt.
Viewmaster
By Ferdinand Stowell
Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Drill & Sanctimony
By Peter Anthony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Big Business
By Russ Crossley
Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011 by 53rd Street Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Ever wonder how in the novel Attack of the Lushites, Trixie Pug and her ex-husband, Herman became so embittered toward each other? This story will illustrate how payback is a dish best served greasy. A science fiction satire set in the far future where giant fast food corporations control the galaxy and he who's the fattest wins.
The Senior Week 500
By M.W. Stevens
Price: Free! Words: 19,650. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this comedy/adventure, three naive high school graduates organize a no-holds-barred car race to attract friends into having an unforgettable vacation. Something is absolutely going to go wrong.
The Ultimate Guide to Distinguish a Canadian from an American
By Mark Goodwin
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 star(4.89 from 9 reviews)
If you are one of the many people who find it difficult to tell a Canadian from an American, then this Guide is what you have always been looking for. Never again will you make that mistake.
Rodney Ohebsion, Liberal Hero
By Rodney Ohebsion
Price: Free! Words: 5,810. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Rodney Ohebsion is a liberal hero, and he knows it. Join him now on a quest to right the world's wrongs. Or, if you're a conservative, let him tell you that you're responsible for the world’s wrongs.
Auto-De-Fe
By Paul Hawkins
Price: Free! Words: 8,280. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Two young friends are united by a crappy old car, dead-end summer jobs, and the endless desire to escape from tedium into the big wide world. One breaks free and gets the girl; the other gets an empty garage and a valuable lesson. Short story: humor, coming of age, around 8200 words.
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
By Stephen Bills
Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
In the Beginning
By Michael Goldsberry
Price: Free! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous retelling of Genesis from Eve's pole dancing to "Skippy" Noah surfing to Hagar in a french maid outfit and more.
Smite Me, Oh Dark One
By Steve Thomas
Price: Free! Words: 7,360. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
0.25 star(4.33 from 6 reviews)
Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord.
Luna the Autobiography of a Super Cat
By Luna Challis
Price: Free! Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2011 by Steve Challis. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
(5.00 from 1 review)
I am a Cat who has had a lot of experiences in my 4 years. In my Autobiography with 21 pictures and 5000 words you can meet my friends like Michael, the local mob and the kind farmer, hate my enemies like the Big Fat Ugly Dog, the Bad Man and the Satanic Cat and laugh at the odd ideas of the enigmatic Bad Boy.
The Candidate
By T. J. Robertson
Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Even though the chance of a candidate like me getting elected President is remote, just thinking about the possibility is frightening.
T is for Time
By Paul Vayro
Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 91,330. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When aliens attempt to take over the Earth, by freezing time and stealing all the tea and coffee, two hapless misfits are charged with saving humanity. This is the first in a continuing series following Brick and Spiritwind's adventures. The sequel, Unintended Heroes, is currently available on Smashwords too.
The Letter
By Henri Bauhaus
Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
A February Pennsylvania snowstorm gives a group of children some time off from school and a chance to make a snowman. Frosty (the name of the snowman) hangs around for the remainder of the winter and discovers some strange human emotions.
Girt By Sea
By Dave Riley
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Girt by Sea is an amalgam of several street theatre performances reworked as a play for voices (or for radio broadcast). There is nothing especially ambitious about the play as it merely tries to touch on a few notions about the mandatory detention of refugees and package them in a short, sharp piece that quickly gets down to satirical business.
A Conversation Before Dinner
By Henri Bauhaus
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
Warning this is a talking animal story. If you don't like Brer Rabbit, Wind in the Willows, Aesop's Fables, Alice In Wonderland or The Chronicles of Narnia, then you still might want to read this short piece of flash fiction. The story features a conversation between a woodchuck and a coyote on a sunny, warm autumn afternoon.
Memoirs of an Agility Dog #1
By Amos T. Fairchild
Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.5 star(4.50 from 4 reviews)
It's refreshing to know that out there in the competitive and cut-throat world of dog agility there are still dogs who are willing to occasionally stop and smell the daisies. These are the memoirs of one of those dogs. (Warning: Contains dog humour and may not be suitable for humans.)