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Butt-washing Funny
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Price: Free! Words: 20,120. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of Midwest and Southern short stories and jokes by the author.
Golden Surfer
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Price: Free! Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
grandma learns to use a computer with the help of her grandson. her memories are a source of pleasure and inspiration to each of them as they develop their relationship. ‘it’s amazing how much you can learn from the family archives ,’ david explains to his mum.
Reflections
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Price: Free! Words: 8,110. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
When Chance Holly's spreadsheet doesn't add-up, the universe crashes. Then, it's up to the alien AI, Max, and a pair of researchers and their illegal magnetic-vortex to save the day. Featuring robot kittens.
Marionette
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Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Mitch Tacit is Hyperion Dazzle's best friend, and being best friends with the universe's most famous media star requires going to extreme lengths. With Hyperion's new album ready to be released, Mitch uncovers a coup threatening his position as best friend. Thankfully, Mitch has his own network of friends to rely on for support.
Explain That to a Martian
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Series: Explain That To A Martian, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
It was three in the morning, and I had a Martian in my house. Just how drunk was I? But here he was, looking like something molded out of play doh. What else could I do but have another drink and make us fish finger sandwiches.
Year of the Chick
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Price: Free! Words: 77,910. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. But hope floats again when she meets a fellow writer unexpectedly. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as a creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?
An Ordinary Day
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short story of one woman's ordinary day.
Al's Antique Shop
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Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Two lofty cats, with razor sharp wit, live in an antique shop. They find the merchandise appallingly garish and make no mistake of letting us know they are above it all.
Diary from the Wall Street Occupation!
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2011 by Paul Hawkins. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 5 reviews)
Three days in the life of a student protesting the plight of the poor from her iPad and iPhone. iPity, iSympathize, iProtest, then iGoBacktoMyPrivateCollege. Because iCare.
Eavesdropping
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Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 1,5oo words. Sometimes you just have to know - who's doing what to whom. But beware! The answer might not be what you'd like ...
Mooned
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Price: Free! Words: 10,390. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Ben Hurdt unexpectedly transforms into a werewolf in front of his pets, they investigate ... and then all human breaks out. (a short story by award winning humorist Norm Cowie)
Tuck your tail and run!
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Price: Free! Words: 10,740. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tuck your tail and run! is the humorous story of a guy with bad luck who just lost his job and is being chased by an unknown little green monster.
Knees Together, Arms Flapping
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Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When I wrote A Year with the Hoopers, my only goal was to be as funny as possible. Before doing any other work on the book, I wrote more than 2,000 gags: one-liners, jokes, aphorisms, and cartoons. About 70 of those gags wound up in the book, a few others were shoved into stories and screenplays, and most of the rest were destroyed. The remaining 129 gags are in this ebook.
The Walnuts
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Price: Free! Words: 79,520. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A journalist reluctantly signs a contract to write a story about far away earth. He books passage on a Galactic Transport operated by strange little humanoids far advanced to himself. On the long voyage he perfects his English, but doesn't realize his thoughts are not entirely his. By the time he arrives at earth, his contempt for their haughty attitude is well known aboard their ship.
Tre gatti e una collina
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Price: Free! Words: 55,040. Language: Italian. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Al risveglio dopo uno svenimento a fronte di una caduta, Aaron si ritrova catapultato in un'improbabile avventura nel Medio Medioevo assieme al collega Bla. Tra personaggi ubriachi, animali inconsueti ed esplosioni termoioniche, al povero Aaron non resta altro che seguire i compagni di avventura in un viaggio senza senso, solo per tenere viva la misera speranza di tornare a casa tutto d'un pezzo.
Boundless
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Price: Free! Words: 12,770. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Difficulties posed in marketing a monstrously large book entice its characters to flee the author's mind in hopes of helping. Even the best of intentions fall awry sometimes. Buckle your seatbelt... insanity is never more than a page away clear until the end.
Bad Habits
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Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A humorous tale with a twist; never judge people until you really get to know them...especially in the twilight zone.
Blue Moon Lonely Hearts Club
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Price: Free! Words: 29,150. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
J,J, Rotelli, the local butcher, and Duke Hogan, the local singing plumber help Nickel Nose Jones dig a tunnel, from his used car lot, under the Cedar Lake State Bank next door. The trio need the money to payoff two loan sharks for the money used to save the Blue Moon Lonely Hearts Club. The club is in a huge barn on the outskirts of Cedar Lake; it is a chick magnet.
Eddie's Shorts - Volume 3
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Series: Eddie's Shorts, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Third volume of Eddie's old shorts, from the era of grunge and flannel. Contents: The 22nd and 24th President of the United States of America - "Grover Cleveland hates my guts." Breaking Up is Hard to Do - "The trip went pretty good, at first."
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .