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I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
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Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually? EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium. Edited two words.
Man's Best Friend
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
All Jason wants is someone to watch the kids until his wife gets home. The new nanny--her protective instincts honed with canine genes--seems the perfect solution. But the honing is more than Jason can handle, and he's about to lose his family to a new Alpha.
Jashandar's Wake - Book One: The Happenings
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Series: Jashandar's Wake, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 103,320. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Two of the most unlikely heroes, Brine the disciple and Jaysh the woodsman find themselves battling unspeakable beasts for a taste of the peace that surpasseth all human understanding, the former for his God, the latter for his sanity.
Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.
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Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(1.33 from 3 reviews)
I would like to apologise for a blank cover image as my budget could not accommodate taking a snap of Mr. Romantic Vampire or buying a photograph of his.
Mouse on a Motorcycle
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Price: Free! Words: 3,920. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another comedy tale of adventure and friendship for the trio of loveable mice and their friend Froggy as Louise goes on a motorcycle road trip. “Mouse on a Motorcycle” is a comedy in a similar vain to Ratatouille - so if you are a PARENT PLEASE READ THROUGH BEFORE GIVING TO A CHILD. If you appreciated this work please, if you are able, make a small donation to a charity of your choice.
Mind Over Matter
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Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Warning: this ebook file may be malicious. Or not. "Malicious" is such a value-laden word. At least give it a chance to explain itself, and you can decide for yourself...
Zoomobile 3000
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A chimp won in a hand of poker leads to the fulfillment of a man's life-long dream and then unlocks a destiny greater than he could have ever imagined. Humor, around 2000 words.
The Dawn of Malevolence / Urinal Cakes All the Way Down - Two Pack
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Price: Free! Words: 14,080. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Two short stories for the price of one, which coincidentally is nothing. Also includes a sizable book preview. Good times all around!
Cousin (A selection from the My Kin collection)
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Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The South probably won't rise again. We're too busy trying to keep up with each other. Down here, family ties are strong but often as tangled as the kudzu that grows wild along the highways. These stories are told with a helping of humor, a pinch of forgiveness and a dash of dismay. This selection features Cousin, a short story from the upcoming collection My Kin, soon available as an ebook.
LizAnne
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Price: Free! Words: 12,920. Language: American English. Published: July 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
LizAnne had looked forward to becoming the next First Lady of the State. Her husband was a "shoo-in" to become the next Governor. That is, until he was carted off to jail for alleged campaign wrong-doing. So, with Eddie in jail and no available money, LizAnne needed a job. But, not knowing anything except party planning and smiling for the cameras on the campaign trail, LizAnne was at a loss until
The Pirates of Maryland Point, E15
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Price: Free! Words: 83,200. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The greatest prize at the London 2012 Olympics isn't gold...it's the Holy Grail. A fast-paced, who-dunnit, Cockney comedy caper packed with pirates and pie and mash.
Tag-Alongs
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Price: Free! Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
It was the vacation of a lifetime - the chance to experience a day in the life of a famous person from history - as a "hitchhiker" inside their mind. What could possibly go wrong?
Dying to Get Published
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Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.
Nihilism Sucks: Of Human Hope and Larry’s Hail Mary Pass in the Craigslist Personals
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Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nine comic short-shorts deleted at the last moment from "Leaves of Grass" by an alternate timeline Walt Whitman. What was he thinking?!? His loss is your gain. For a limited time only this rare collection can be yours for free! Take that, Nietzsche, you worn-out grumpus. Life is funny. Includes the title story, "The Wishing Bird," "Phil Lamont: Attorney for the Damned," and more!
High Crimes and Mr. Wieners
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Price: Free! Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a local kid's TV show personality and his seven trained dachshunds get kicked to the curb in favor of generic PBS programming, the discovery of a hotdog-man suit in a fast food dumpster leads to a new career as a costumed crime fighter (hey, dogs have to eat). And will the lady in his life discover his secret? Okay, let's admit it - there is no lady in his life - just lots of mooched wifi.
Brenda's Owl
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Price: Free! Words: 5,950. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Teaching English to non-native-speaker adults tends to focus on standard topics like business, shopping and travel. Brenda’s Owl rings the changes with 24 short, whimsical stories about the oddball side of life in an ordinary English garden. With patterns, phrases and idioms that are current and useful in dozens of everyday conversational contexts, this book is easy to teach and fun to study!
PremiumExistence(tm)
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Price: Free! Words: 1,700. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2012 by Book View Cafe. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sales brochure for purchasing a better life. (Wicked Satire)
There's a Tick in my Underwear!
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Price: Free! Words: 81,200. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
When you’re a 12-year-old city slicker whose hobbies are chasing the ice-cream truck, developing movie-star crushes and anticipating your first kiss, the last place you want to spend your summer vacation is with your parents in a rustic cabin in the New Hampshire wilderness. Journey back to 1962, when I, along with my city friend, Janet, learned all about nature...and country boys.
I've lost my voice!
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Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A handy conversational tool for those inconvenient times when you are vocally challenged. A comment to suit every occasion. Never be lost for words!
Pop Tarts and Snails
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Price: Free! Words: 11,930. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A fun look at restaurants, food, supermarkets, and dieting.