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The Lunatic Messiah
By Simon Cutting
Price: Free! Words: 87,330. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joe Finch thinks he is leading a perfectly happy existence until the day he discovers that he isn't. After a violent seizure, he is diagnosed with a brain tumour and given five months to live. Unfortunately, with the new direction that his life has taken, five months may be far longer than he can stand. It isn't long before Joe begins to wonder; is he delusional, or is he the only one who's sane?
The Lube Oil Purifier
By Carl Obermeier
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Captain may be in command of the ship, but it's the Senior Chief's engineroom. Adapted from the upcoming novel, Tales of the Navy.
The Taylorville Pearl
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Countess of Crisfield and the Baron of Bishopville stop at an inn in rural Eastern Shore during the Revolutionary era. They want rooms, ale and dozens of oysters. The beautiful Duchess of Dorchester arrives and also needs a room. There is only one room but the barn loft has clean hay. The Duchess finds a beautiful black pearl in her oyster. Everyone claims it, including Joanna, the innkeeper
Golf Tips Digest Presents: Double-Bogey of Death!!!
By Paul Hawkins
Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Golf Tips Digest Presents: Double-Bogey of Death!!! (Free with every paid subscription to "Golf Tips Digest"!!!) With the tips he gets with his paid subscription to "Golf Tips Digest," will the mysterious "new guy in town" conquer the back nine - and more??? The pecking order at the clubhouse will never be the same. Short story humor - 1000 words or so - guaranteed to improve your swing.
Cosmic Egg
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jerome and Bill are very close to flunking out of their college astronomy course. Jerome wants to impress the top student, a blonde. Their next lesson is about the different creation theories.
Cooter (The Extraterrestrial Anthology, Volume III: Reír)
By Linda Hull
Price: Free! Words: 7,890. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2011 by Dangereye Inc.. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
0.75 star(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Bedford Crane saw something strange in the woods when he was thirteen, and it ruined his life. Or was it his brother that did that? Years later, the two of them camp out together for a night of beer, aliens and redemption. What they both see and do is going to require a lot of explaining... and a couple of extraterrestrial tourists will be turning in their galactic passports.
Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!
By Nobody!
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 42,570. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Philosophy of Science
(4.00 from 1 review)
"While some early reviews by Nobodies indicate that this book is a work of meta-fiction, I prefer to think of it as a work of meta-non-fiction--one which I'm sure has Truman Capote turning over in his grave. He had his own opinion about how the true story of multiple murders ought to be told." Nobody!
Checked Out: A Short Story
By Kenya D. Williamson
Price: Free! Words: 760. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A woman finds out the hard way that work and romance don't always mix. (Flash fiction)
Tiffany Gets Her Boobs
By David Bawdy
Price: Free! Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2011 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.25 star(3.25 from 4 reviews)
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by award-winning writer David Bawdy. "David Bawdy tickles my funny bone in the best possible way." -- Annie Reed, author of Pretty Little Horses, an Abby Maxon Mystery, forthcoming from Thunder Valley Press.
No Free Lunches
By Jeffrey Somogyi
Price: Free! Words: 1,880. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The worst problems in the world could be solved ... if all the scientists weren't busy. This super-short story is a tale of science gone mad (with flavor)!
Zombie
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Her husband appears two weeks after she receives his urn. George suspects foul play from his wife. He is running a minus temperature. He wants to go to bed to warm up. She wants nothing to do with that idea.
At the Track
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 3,320. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lightning bolt rearranges his brain. He tries slowing racehorses with his mind.
The Feng Shui Woman
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
She exorcises spirits from a distant time and place in Africa.
Jack the Frogmaker
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London
Brother Ezra
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 7,100. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The sheriff investigates the town bum, known now as brother Ezra, who has found God and speaks in tongues.
CIA and the Nine Ball Tournament
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The CIA thinks her husband, a friend and his wife are terrorists on their way to Baghdad while she says they are shooting pool at the local pool hall.
Mary Magdalene and the Escapee
By Nelson Lynch
Price: Free! Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two men in white coats are searching for an escapee. He wanders into a book signing. The author captivates him and he signs on as her helper.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid Assassin in: Fafafalala and Dosido my Eggplant (Season 1, Episode 4)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
PeeDee3’s latest mark fled to the one place the galaxy’s most feared and least liked insectiod assassin might not be able to find him, the chronologically unstable planet, Fafafalala. Peddling a misappropriated unicyclone halfway across the galaxy with the Galactic Space Patrol hot on his tail and their photosynthetic torpedo tubes fully charged, the bug’s in deep frass this time.
Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book
By Derp Sandwich
Price: Free! Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's the formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.
Not Really Galileo
By Richard Kerr
Price: Free! Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
All kids have a folklore about their neighbourhood, whether it's an old woman who's really a witch or, in this case, a derelict house that's haunted. Two boys decide to watch an eclipse at the dead of night. -0- The world is full of wonder and meaning yet, today, to understand it we seem to have to choose between science and superstition. I prefer the daydeaming, storytelling way.