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Life's a Beach Then You Die
Price: Free! Words: 75,450. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Max Fried is hired to find a client’s estate assets, but a killer breaks into his home and steals the client's computer. Max doesn’t know the computer contains clues to a 20 year-old murder but the killer doesn’t know Max has a copy of the stolen computer. Now, only Max knows why people are dying. If he can outwit the killer, he can return to his bar stool on the beach. If not, he’s victim #5.
Sweat Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 15,150. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
Party of Five - Book III
Series: Party of Five, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 46,120. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lernea, Theo and Bo have gone missing falling through a void vortex after destroying the Ygg infestation in Tallyflop. Ned, Winceham and Parcifal are brought to Rampatur City, a Human League sovereign state, where they must navigate through a political maze armed with nothing than good will.
Party of Five - Book II
Series: Party of Five, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 33,450. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ned, Winceham, Lernea and Parcifal, along with Theo and Bo the bunny finally reach Tallyflop atop a giant oak floating in space in search of Theo's people. They'll have a touch of bad luck with what passes as law in a truly neutral pirate haven and before they know it, Theo goes missing, the crystal has been stolen and Bo abducted.
Single Guy, Lonely Grill
Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this short personification, a grill born with a defect struggles to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
Thad Says Parts Is Parts (And Thad Is Right)
Series: Principal Parts, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 73,420. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » General
With events spinning ever more wildly out of control, Eddie Stone finds himself embezzling, stealing and lying to save the people he loves from themselves in this screwball comedy of errors based on a Roman play by Plautus and translated into 21st century LGBT San Francisco. Eddie’s good at doing the saving thing – everyone says so - the only problem is who's going to stick around to save Eddie?
When Your Novel Strikes Back
Price: Free! Words: 21,170. Language: British English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
What would you do if your novel came alive? When Your Novel Strikes Back is a silly story made up of nonsense, random thoughts, and character torture.
The Very Best of Philosoraptor
Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"It's funny when a dinosaur tackles the big questions" Meet Philosoraptor. Just your average everyday dinosaur trying to tackle today's unanswered questions on life, people and the cosmos. Philosoraptor is famous for his deep thinking and his insightful view as he ponders, "If a hipster became mainstream what would hipster be?"
The Very Best of Hipster Kitty
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when someone else is the hipster" Meet Hipster Kitty. Just your everyday 'too cool for school' kitten that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing and fast moving world whilst staying one step ahead of the crowd and being cool (before cool became cool).
The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when it happens to someone else" Meet Socially Awkward Penguin. Just your average everyday flightless bird that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing world. Yet along the way, he seems to find every socially awkward moment and situation that has ever existed (plus a few new ones!) which is awkward for him, but funny for us!
The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades
Series: Divine Dantes Infernal Trilogy, Infernal Trilogy #1. You set the price! Words: 74,230. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A finalist in the Indie Book Awards "Best Second Novel" category, "The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades" is the first in a trilogy of laugh-out-loud books paralleling Dante Alighieri's classic poem, "The Divine Comedy," where the characters of The Inferno are encountered in modern times with surprising results. Read this literary, rock, love story today!
The Divine Dantes: A Prologue
Price: Free! Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If "The Divine Comedy" and "Catcher in the Rye" had a love child, "The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades" would be it. The novel is the first in a trilogy of laugh-out-loud books paralleling Dante Alighieri's classic poem, "The Divine Comedy," where the characters of The Inferno are encountered in modern times with surprising results. Read this literary, rock, love story today!
Fratricide, Werewolf Wars, and the Many Lies of Andrea Paddington
Price: Free! Words: 98,390. Language: Australian English. Published: April 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Apocalypse: keep it in the family. Ah, the problems never cease. The Team want Paddington to help contain a family of vampires before they fulfil another vague, ancient prophecy that will destroy the world. The werewolf pack wants revenge. His wife wants him to stay away from it all. Oh, and there’s some question about Paddington’s father’s death. Specifically, whether it actually happened...
Sea of Idiots
Price: Free! Words: 8,870. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Max Wilson is thirty five, unemployed, and still lives at home. His interests are economics, rock music, giving lectures, and buttermilk. He's also a genius. When his mother decides to move to Florida, he devises a plan to ruin everything.
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The Adult Channel.
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy 2. Price: Free! Words: 24,830. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sensual Brigade agent Money Fact sends teleoperator Clarity Nice inside a large Thai champagne shipping container to the Park Hyatt hotel in the Emirate of Abu Dhabi, where Clarity seeks her friends, abducted by beauty lotion scam perpetrator Cassandra Scafarel. At the luxurious hotel, Clarity faces a local power broker, Hamir Bakal, who wants to distribute an Adult Channel in the region.
The Marshfield Vampire
Price: Free! Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Melvin, in a marriage he can't get out of, finds a vampire under his stairs and works out a deal that he hopes will unburden him from his obnoxious wife. What happens proves to be less than he'd hoped for.
From him to her
Price: Free! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometime when we touch, the feelings become too much. I wanna hold you til I die. Til I just break down and cry. I wanna hold you, till the fear in me subsides.
The Range Trip
Price: Free! Words: 7,890. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
When a salesman attempts to infiltrate The Iron Range and convince the salt-of-the-earth inhabitants to pay for home improvements provided by his company, his trip turns out to be a bizarre ordeal involving dark secrets that he would've never expected. This is a tribute piece to Hunter S Thomson who died recently.
Two-Hundred Steps Home Volume Three
Series: Two-Hundred Steps Home, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 24,050. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Claire is in the Dales trying to deal with Josh's revelations and her past with Michael. The snow is relentless and all Claire wants to do is curl up with a good book and a Starbucks. Carl and his PA Julia have other ideas, as they set out to find challenges to test Claire's resolve. Her biggest challenge is yet to come. 'Volume 3 contains March's installments from Amanda's writermummy blog'
Northern Bites, a.k.a. Canada Sucks: A Very Short Vampire Story
Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
There's a reason vampire stories don't usually take place in Canada.