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Three Speeches
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
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A high school graduation speech goes terribly awry. This short story first appeared in First Stop Fiction, February, 2014.
The Indian Bus Stop
Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jack Straw is leaving Guatemala, while his girlfriend is staying in behind in Central America. Jack is crossing the border into the sometimes violent state of Chiapas and then traveling north to the good ole USA that is if he can make it through Mexico.
Driving Dainty
Series: Chimney Fishing. Price: Free! Words: 3,960. Language: American English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A family trip to Grandma's house goes terribly awry. Terribly might be the wrong word - humorously might be more apt. This long-suffering family's journey is placed in the hands of their father, a man who is about to take a driving lesson he never signed up for. Learn with him the art and philosophy of "Driving Dainty". You too might soon take a "gentler, kinder grip on the wheel"
I peccatori - Racconto
Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: Italian. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Il viaggio contorto dall'innocenza al peccato.
Vlad and Me
Price: Free! Words: 17,430. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Vlad the Terrible, a powerful vampire from Blahlacchia, comes to New York searching for his long lost daughter, he doesn't expect to become friends with 10 year old Blair Johnson, a normal fifth grade girl with a powerful necklace that could potentially help Vlad find his daughter , and regain his kingdom.
Conversations with Wonka - Part five
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Hurrah! It is time for more Wonka, and the way of the Life Plan; even better now that Owner has found some new bedtime reading with a finger on the pulse of the universe - between this and Jung who is still hanging round the kitchen, can Wonka’s firm advice (dinner lady? You!) hold sway? Well do read the very latest to find out, stick the kettle on, feet up and enjoy. With our love of course.x
Catus juega béisbol
Price: Free! Words: 90. Language: Spanish. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Sports & Recreation / Baseball & Softball, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Descubre las fantásticas aventuras de Cactus , jugador de béisbol ! Diviértete para jugar este cómic de Mike .
The Second Coming of Diamond Head Crater
Price: Free! Words: 69,600. Language: British English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spinal Tap meets Tony Parsons with a dash of Mancunian swagger. Diamond Head Crater last played together in the 20th century but can this Britpop band full of ageing members, who have lived very ordinary lives since, regroup and make it big? And what happens when – to their surprise – they become the biggest rock act in the world?
Tales From The Acacia Trees
Price: Free! Words: 7,800. Language: Australian English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This one of those "Getting to know the author" things, or more accurately, "Getting to know the author as a feral eight to eleven year old". (Or even, "Getting to be thankful you never had the misfortune of meeting the author as a feral eight to eleven-or-more year old".) Whatever the case, my associates and I in those bygone days simply saw ourselves (…with concessions), as the Kings of Creation…
Danny Shaw, Twelve Year Old Time Traveler in the Year 2000
Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Two minute read. 1960's youngster Danny Shaw travels forward in time thirty-five years: to the year 2000!
Romans Were Known For Their Aquaducks: And Other Gems of Wit and Wisdom in Western Civilization
Price: Free! Words: 42,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2015 by Spyderwort Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Western Civilization 101 was never quite like this! In a fractured, fictionalized, hilarious interpretation of events, here are five thousand years' worth of genuine student bloopers ("The Vaccuum is a large empty space where the popes live in Rome"), straight from the pens and exams of freshmen and sophomores trying desperately to make some sense out of the past.
Cose da fare perché mi va
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: Italian. Published: May 9, 2015 by ZeugmaPad. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fare a testate con una capretta: il primo punto di una lista di cose da fare piuttosto bizzarra.Questo è il tentativo di portarla a termine.
The Shift: A Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 2,660. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Summers in New York were brutal—but worse with a foot injury. Money may have been no object for fashionista Adele Easton, but money couldn't soothe her pain. Could the office New Guy cure her of her ills? Contains strong language
Small Pots Also Have Ears (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: British English. Published: May 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Small Pots Also have Ears’ is a very short ‘slice of life’ story, so if you’re looking for an action filled epic adventure, then it’s probably not for you. However, if you fancy a short light-hearted tale about everyday regular life, then here it is...
Cosmic Tales 13: Field Trip
Price: Free! Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A group of children from Kalanansana Primary are given a guided tour of a museum and a lesson in how the world really works by a band of travellers.
The Fat Frog Song
Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: Australian English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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As the name implies, this is actually a song. I could say I wrote it for the grandies but the truth is… Well it's like The Enchanted Music Box; it just came into my stream of consciousness. I wrestled the words into shape, arranged the tune that came with it and sang it onto a CD. But the world isn't ready for that just yet, so instead I've illustrated it and put it up as a poem for the littlies…
Mining My Own Business Book 1 - Yell Out if You’re Not Here
Series: Mining My Own Business. Price: Free! Words: 20,050. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After touring his comedy shows through Europe, stand-up comedian Xavier Toby was broke and decided to take a job in mining. In his memoir, Mining My Own Business Book 1 - Yell Out if You're Not Here, Xavier’s onsite somewhere in Australia working to pay off his credit card debt. This is book one of the four book series, and includes actual photos from Xavier's time in the mining industry.
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
Une journée type d'un père au foyer et histoires "bloguesques", Volume I
You set the price! Words: 16,610. Language: French. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retrouvez les déboires d'un papa inexpérimenté qui se retrouve seul à seul avec son petit bébé à la maison! D'autres histoires courtes suivent ce récit: de l'addict qui explique sa dépendance au Père Noël maltraité, en passant par le super-héros des temps modernes, retrouvez toutes les histoires courtes publiées depuis plus d'un an sur l'antre du greg!
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.