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Hivernatien Minimus. The Low-Fashion School
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hivernatien is a sorcerer living in Antarctica, His parents decide to send him to Paris, at the Low-Fashion school. What they don't know is that this school is in fact run by Garr Gorr, the second most Machiavellian criminal who plans to rule the world with an army of gnomes. Fortunately, with the help of Sassou, a girl from Botswana, and some magic, Hivernatien will prevent this from happening.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
The Rad Boys
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!
Homes and Humans
Price: Free! Words: 5,090. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An orc and various magical creatures sit down to play a tabletop RPG set in a strange world with exciting things like bicycles and credit cards.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Amid Those Crazy Cats
Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Life is unpredictable when man and animal are mixed inside of a house and both of them think they are the master. Now throw in 3 more cats and the story is interesting each day that i awake, if I awake! So enjoy as you read and forgive me for the flashbacks I bring.
The Haircut!
Price: Free! Words: 870. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about a small town. Life is simple and the people are friendly.
Sprinkle Takes the Cake
Series: Mr. Sprinkle. Price: Free! Words: 9,890. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Henry J Sprinkle is not your average blind coroner. He is the last of his kind: a true blue American gentleman—and a ducky shincracker to boot. So when they roll a corpsified Mr. Roger’s into his lab one day, Sprinkle dives right into the case, until he’s elbows-deep in organs and mystery.
Running with the Curimbata
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
In this humorous, first-person short story, the reader is treated to a cautionary tale of fishing in a remote wilderness area of Brazil. Based loosely on real experiences, our clueless protagonist tries his hand at fishing undeterred by issues of communication, mosquitoes, piranhas, fishing regulations, and any perceivable fishing or boating competence.
How I Met Your Mom
Price: Free! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Last time over dinner, it was " why do we believe in God, why am I a boy, why are my eyes blue and why we lived in Garden city?" This time over dinner it's "Dad, how did you meet mom?" A short funny read.
I Had a Crush - The 17 Kinks
Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
This book is a collection of 17 short stories from certain points in my life. I have tried to present these under different themes including love, lust, pain, greed, dream etc. Though each of them is standalone entities you may experience a continual flow as I have tried to spice it up with a smooth jump though the chapters.
No Milk Today
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
When farmer Noone's cows stop giving milk, Akkadia uncovers a sinister plot to ruin the dairy industry.
Free Bird
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
A ticked-off ornithologist, after being ticketed in a speed trap, trains an avian army to deposit their noxious droppings over a city, bringing business to a standstill. The mayor calls on Akkadia, the Abracadabrical Amazon, for help.
Nothing Official As Such
Price: Free! Words: 10,150. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » South Asian and Indian poetry
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
First part of the book contains few poems related to environment, cleanliness and problems faced by the ladies due to lack of proper toilet facilities. However, always there is a funny side of any serious story. Here I want to tell you some of imaginary funny sides of some serious stories.
Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan
Price: Free! Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
These are about 100 puns that were created by the author. The author believes one should never tell a pun unless he or she was the creator of it. These are so bad, they even made the cat groan. Look at the look of disgust on her face. But, perhaps all is not lost. There may be some puns in her that will put a smile on your face or make you chuckle a bit. But don't tell them to your cat!

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