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No Milk Today
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
When farmer Noone's cows stop giving milk, Akkadia uncovers a sinister plot to ruin the dairy industry.
Free Bird
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
A ticked-off ornithologist, after being ticketed in a speed trap, trains an avian army to deposit their noxious droppings over a city, bringing business to a standstill. The mayor calls on Akkadia, the Abracadabrical Amazon, for help.
Nothing Official As Such
Price: Free! Words: 10,150. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » South Asian and Indian poetry
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
First part of the book contains few poems related to environment, cleanliness and problems faced by the ladies due to lack of proper toilet facilities. However, always there is a funny side of any serious story. Here I want to tell you some of imaginary funny sides of some serious stories.
Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan
Price: Free! Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
These are about 100 puns that were created by the author. The author believes one should never tell a pun unless he or she was the creator of it. These are so bad, they even made the cat groan. Look at the look of disgust on her face. But, perhaps all is not lost. There may be some puns in her that will put a smile on your face or make you chuckle a bit. But don't tell them to your cat!
Girthir Norsethrust: Sexnarok
Series: The Norsethrust Saga, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 13,740. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The adventures of Girthir Norsethrust continue in this rip-roaring adventure tale, featuring mighty monsters, spiteful gods and much sex. Despair, dear readers, for the Sexnarok has come! To prevent this apocalypse, Girthir will have to sex the very gods themselves. But he'll need the help of mighty female warrior Vulvatron Maximus...Has Girthir finally met his match?
Melancholy, Pretension, and Wasted Worry
You set the price! Words: 4,950. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
MELANCHOLY, PRETENSION, AND WASTED WORRY by MICHAEL CRUPI is gathering of creative non-fiction and anecdotal flash fiction pieces with moments of positivity and many more of self deprecation.
Nonsense and No Sense
Price: Free! Words: 8,690. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A few light-hearted pieces I have written and decided to compile together here. This includes poems, riddles, quotes, short stories and a silly story-like-thing called “The Egg”. If anyone reads this, then I would much appreciate a review (be it good or bad) as any feedback I consider most helpful.
Catering Girl: A Frankie Goldberg Novella
Price: Free! Words: 15,890. Language: American English. Published: August 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Frankie Goldberg, struggling stand-up comic and caterer to the stars, serves up advice to a young diva and walks away with what might be the role of a lifetime.
The Cerebex Acquisition
Series: Unbelievable Universe. Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 by Unbelievable Universe. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roid Rage and the Blue Retaliator again team up to take on the latest threat to Neogothic City. This humorous short story is set in the ongoing saga of the Unbelievable Universe.
Retaliator's Blues
Series: Unbelievable Universe. Price: Free! Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 by Unbelievable Universe. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roid Rage and The Blue Retaliator team up to fight crime in a short story set in Neogothic City in the humorous Unbelievable Universe.
Sweat Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 15,240. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter
Price: Free! Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.
A Taste Of My Thoughts While I Wait
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We will all end up in a box to discover what is next and what is not. So this little jot might give you something to think about now and a thought to take with you when you lay in solitude. Enjoy!
Vampire Lesbian Train
Price: Free! Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Zombie OBGYN. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.
Vroemvrouw Prenataal
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Dutch. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maak kennis met Gemma en haar chaotische familie. Op de verjaardag van haar moeder komt de hele familie voor verrassingen te staan. Hoe je het ook wendt of keert; één ding is zeker. Net zoals Gemma’s moeder het graag gewild had: het wordt een verjaardag om nooit te vergeten!
Ici, on parle français
Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: French. Published: July 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Le côté divertissant de l’apprentissage du français. Une BD en anglais et français écorché. A comic strip on the linguistic adventures of two cool dude who set out to learn French. If you have ever learnt French as second language, this strip should revive fond memories.
Hier sprechen wir Deutsch
Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: German. Published: July 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die lustige Seite des Deutschlernens. Ein Comicstrip auf Englisch und gebrochenes Deutsch. Two cool dudes set out to learn German… A comic strip in English and broken German! If you have ever learnt German as second language, this strip should revive fond memories.
The Hospital Visit: Part 2
Price: Free! Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Healthcare issues, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another true story of a visit to hospital, this time for surgery - and the ups, downs, and absurdities involved.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Rotted Brain
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The true fact of life is that we all know someone with a rotted brain from delight. Once the brain is burnt the trip is a one way only. So tilt your hat for those you know because they no longer remember you.