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Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind
Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This books introduced 25 of my best puns created over a period of many years. I tell only puns that I have created myself. My hope is that you give you a little amusement.
Press Any Key To Destroy The Galaxy
Series: Antigravel. Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Iain M. Banks' Culture meets Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy in this funny romp through the cosmos.
Three Tales Out of Time
Series: The Time Travel Diaries of James Urquhart and Elizabeth Bicester. Price: Free! Words: 14,550. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Occasionally when James Urquhart and his Victorian companion Elizabeth Bicester were not time travelling his sister and her boyfriend Sean took them on holiday. One would think that such vacations would be a welcome distraction but you will see in the three adventures they have selected from their diaries they do not always turn out as expected for when your with Sean, strange things happen.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Price: Free! Words: 310. Language: American English. Published: March 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jeremy sits in the restaurant waiting for his date to arrive. but she is just not showing up.will his first date show up? so he can have memories to remember forever.so let's hope his date will show up in the restaurant.
Diva
Price: Free! Words: 290. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a flash fiction story, about a young woman who is a diva.
Bad People
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
this flash fiction story is about bad people in the world.we all know bad people can irritate you. the way they dress, eat, smell and talk.and the two characters in my story does not care about rules in a restaurant. so go on and read this story.
Dear Gods: Open Letters to the Divine
Price: Free! Words: 6,520. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Religious
Dear God, it has come to my attention that non-believers are highly advised to read your book. First, let me congratulate you on being an author. I am an author too. Which is why I think you will understand that if you want me to read your book, I damn will expect you to read mine. Respectfully, A.A. Jordan
Quattro delitti quattro pasticci
You set the price! Words: 11,350. Language: Italian. Published: February 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Una rapidissima indagine dove a un certo punto nessuno, compreso chi ha scritto il racconto, capisce più nulla; lo sfortunato epilogo di un delitto commesso da un marito cornuto; l'efferata vendetta di un nobile portato alla rovina da un rovinoso matrimonio; il ritorno di un affermato cosmologo nella casa dei nonni dove anni prima avvenne un grottesco delitto.
Céréal-Killer
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: French. Published: February 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dans le monde des milliards de céréales sont dévorées chaque jour. Qui pourra arrêter ce massacre ?
The Final Heist
Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Things begin to go hilariously wrong for seasoned heist sisters Olivia and Samantha when they run into their biggest competition on what they hope to be the last heist of their career. Olivia and Samantha have to get creative to make sure they walk away with the biggest payday of their careers, and out of a life of crime for good.
Have You Ever Nogged A Nag?
Price: Free! Words: 3,600. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.57 from 7 reviews)
"So tell me. Have you ever nogged a nag?" Although it seems a simple enough question, it makes no sense! So what does it mean? And what would anyone make of such a question if asked when in training to become a government spy?
Captain Skulldug and the Unburied Treasure
You set the price! Words: 13,640. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
(2.00 from 1 review)
A pirate fantasy story set in a world of talking animals and magic. Everybody loves pirate stories. The swashbuckling pirates of old have particular appeal and none are more interesting than the strange, limerick-loving Captain Skulldug and his odd assortment of crewmen. What you are about to read is one exciting story of Captain Skulldug and his unburied treasure
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Series: Far From The Urban Sprawl ... tall tales and ripping yarns from The Land Of OZ. Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: Australian English. Published: February 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Aussie battlers are built tough. Best them, burn ‘em out, bankrupt the buggers and back they’ll come, bold as brass and tonguing for another go – or ready to give something else a try. It’s their overarching optimism, see. And an ability to be philosophical about failure in any form, be it through crook fortune, flood, drought or disaster. But, as in any society, there are always “birds of prey” …
Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes'
You set the price! Words: 4,600. Language: Australian English. Published: February 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A non-stop Dad Joke-a-thon with pages of funny and cringe-worthy jokes that any Dad can be proud of. This book will provide you with all the ammunition you need to fire off a barrage of wickedly funny and embarrassing one liners and jokes. Also included is a series of the best excuses people give to police when they are caught committing traffic offences. Heaps of laughs for everyone
Perspective
Price: Free! Words: 2,620. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
(Short Story) Keith is just like you. He has concerns and problems in his everyday life about himself, his family, and life in general. He has made mistakes, too. But when he takes the time to slow it all down, he realizes things aren't so bad. While visiting the eye doctor he is blessed with the opportunity to view the world in a different light - with a clearer vision of everything.
Sir John Hovey: A Short Story
You set the price! Words: 3,120. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sir John Hovey, Shropshire actor, impresario, his life and times in vignettes. Quintessential English eccentric, veteran of war, student of philosopher's stone matters, with a very intriguing disappearance from the stage still controversial to this day. Is he still acting in disguise?
Bedtime Stories for Grown Ups
Price: Free! Words: 13,510. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tales of everyday magic have been in short supply but this collection of short stories makes heroes of the hitherto ignored men and women on the ground. So forget Goldilock, Sleeping Beauty and Rumplestiltskin and prepare to enter the real(ish), modern and still magical world of Bedtime Stories for Grown Ups.
Pirate Theory
Price: Free! Words: 9,690. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
In a world, where all goods are freely available to everyone, pirating is not the only profession that has a complex theory behind it. In order to survive, Captain Peppita must learn to think like a pirate, find out what true wealth really is, and discover which chemical substances are suitable for close-quarters combat.
A True Pessimist
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2016. Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A True Pessimist is a humorous short story by Alan Chains, writer of Return to Island X.
Silence of the Chipped Chopped Hams
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Literature
Growing up in the small Midwestern town of Stow, Ohio during the 60s and 70s meant eating a lot of mystery meat sandwiches, made from such dubious cold cuts as Dutch loaf, pickle loaf and the dreaded olive loaf. We also has the privilege to enjoy a kind of lunch meat that was literally glued together from better cuts of ham and unceremoniously "chipped chopped" by a special meat slicer.