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Los Angeles Angie
Price: Free! Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Eighteen year old Angie is wealthy, careless and popular, especially with the boys. Enjoy a brief yet entertaining story about a young man’s failed attempt to woo her over as they spend an evening in a bar in the city. Los Angeles Angie is just one story of a collection of others in Dean Blake’s much anticipated book, Surface Children.
Sweat Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 15,150. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
Single Guy, Lonely Grill
Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this short personification, a grill born with a defect struggles to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
Captain Dricksmus Drake
Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: Canadian English. Published: April 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
A lyrical tale of a drowning ship. "It was a sure ship he had set to course, the rigging tight, the brass looked kissed, they were smiling faces on a sun-swept ship, that pearled through the sea. But, in a gentle, twisting motion, a sea arose which knew no depth, over the bow, over the sails, over all, the ocean swept. Captain Drake spun to the deck: “Mates move now, or it’s too late!"
The Very Best of Philosoraptor
Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"It's funny when a dinosaur tackles the big questions" Meet Philosoraptor. Just your average everyday dinosaur trying to tackle today's unanswered questions on life, people and the cosmos. Philosoraptor is famous for his deep thinking and his insightful view as he ponders, "If a hipster became mainstream what would hipster be?"
The Very Best of Hipster Kitty
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when someone else is the hipster" Meet Hipster Kitty. Just your everyday 'too cool for school' kitten that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing and fast moving world whilst staying one step ahead of the crowd and being cool (before cool became cool).
The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when it happens to someone else" Meet Socially Awkward Penguin. Just your average everyday flightless bird that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing world. Yet along the way, he seems to find every socially awkward moment and situation that has ever existed (plus a few new ones!) which is awkward for him, but funny for us!
The Divine Dantes: A Prologue
Price: Free! Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If "The Divine Comedy" and "Catcher in the Rye" had a love child, "The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades" would be it. The novel is the first in a trilogy of laugh-out-loud books paralleling Dante Alighieri's classic poem, "The Divine Comedy," where the characters of The Inferno are encountered in modern times with surprising results. Read this literary, rock, love story today!
Sea of Idiots
Price: Free! Words: 8,870. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Max Wilson is thirty five, unemployed, and still lives at home. His interests are economics, rock music, giving lectures, and buttermilk. He's also a genius. When his mother decides to move to Florida, he devises a plan to ruin everything.
The Marshfield Vampire
Price: Free! Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Melvin, in a marriage he can't get out of, finds a vampire under his stairs and works out a deal that he hopes will unburden him from his obnoxious wife. What happens proves to be less than he'd hoped for.
From him to her
Price: Free! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometime when we touch, the feelings become too much. I wanna hold you til I die. Til I just break down and cry. I wanna hold you, till the fear in me subsides.
The Range Trip
Price: Free! Words: 7,890. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
When a salesman attempts to infiltrate The Iron Range and convince the salt-of-the-earth inhabitants to pay for home improvements provided by his company, his trip turns out to be a bizarre ordeal involving dark secrets that he would've never expected. This is a tribute piece to Hunter S Thomson who died recently.
Northern Bites, a.k.a. Canada Sucks: A Very Short Vampire Story
Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
There's a reason vampire stories don't usually take place in Canada.
Masterpiece
Price: Free! Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story. Love is expected to last but, when relationships break down, each person has their own way of hurting, and their own way of redressing the balance, sometimes through reparation, and sometimes through reprisal.
In the Mouth of the Bear
Price: Free! Words: 8,940. Language: British English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Young men with too much money and not enough sense in Cold War Berlin.
A Free Vacation
Price: Free! Words: 1,740. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
John and Janet Carpenter responded to a telemarketer's call to sell them a condo in Hawaii. They attend the sales presentation that will get them a free trip.
The Way Across the Road
Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Tormented and alone a ghost lies trapped on a lonely back road, cowering from a terrible evil on the other side. When a passerby stops in the ghost's clearing he gets one last chance at the afterlife and finds that even in the depths of horror there is still some laughter to be found.
Torm's Barn
Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two quarreling brothers get into an argument, and destroy their other brother's barn in the process.
Swedish Yokes: A Collection of Knee-Smackers
Price: Free! Words: 3,400. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
It's a Joke Book. What people are saying about "Swedish Yokes": "I think it's marvelous!" - Barry Raspbody "If you go into it with incredibly low expectations, then you'll probably get what you expect." - Stephen King, author of many things that don't include this quote "There's probably at least one joke in here that will please somebody." - Snanddwitch Babbellwouwst
Squatters
Price: Free! Words: 7,170. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Cameron Peralt returns to his boyhood home long after his mother's death and finds that a heavy metal band is now living there. He attempts to get them to leave and the battle begins. Light humor.