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A Husband’s Lot
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Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever wonder what goes through a man’s mind as he attempts to be Mr. Fixit? A Husband’s Lot is a light-hearted look at a “honey do” project gone wrong. A short story laced with humor, but oh, so true.
Crazy Rich
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Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012 by Risque Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Peyton Chandler, a high-powered real estate broker to the wealthy, is about to close on the biggest deal of her career until things get crazy thanks to her eclectic and eccentric clients, Manhattan socialite Avery Carlyle, her newly betrothed cuckold of a fiance Dr. Stuart Nussbaum and a hyperactive trio of pampered pooches.
Why 'The Devil Came Down to Georgia' Is a Stupid Song
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
This is the story of why The Devil Came Down to Georgia is a stupid song. Because it really, really is.
You Say It Without Laughing
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it isn't.
Dorian Evergreen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
Ces nouvelles, toujours très bien écrites, se dévorent copieusement. Elles se révèlent également éclectiques, lorsque l’auteur nous conte les aventures d’une vieille péripatéticienne en fin de carrière enlevée par un ancien client amoureux sous les yeux de son antique proxénète, où lorsqu’il dépeint l’univers glauque de deux « pointeurs » violeurs et assassins d’enfants pas du tout pénitents.
Drama
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Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012 by Stofkonijn (Dustbunny). Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
‘Am I doing it right?’ Alfred asked, his voice wavering. This is the story about how the dramatic piece of art you see on the cover actually came to be. This story (in the original Dutch version) won the very first Unleash award, which was then called the Santorian assignment. It was inspired by Broms piece of art, which now adorns this story’s cover.
Dramatiek
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: Dutch. Published: August 24, 2012 by Stofkonijn (Dustbunny). Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
‘Doe ik het zo goed?’ vroeg Alfred met weifelende stem. Het verhaal van hoe het beeld op de cover van dit boek tot stand is gekomen. Dit verhaal won de allereerste santoriaanse opdracht (een voorloper van de Unleash award) en is gebaseerd op het getoonde kunstwerk van Brom. Voor meer kunst van Brom, zie zijn officiële website, genoemd in het colofon.
Reality Book Group & 3 Other Short Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What’s more important, the book or the members? In "Reality Book Group," three college professors invite a book-loving ex-convict to join them. Selected from more than 400 plays written by New England playwrights, "Reality Book Group" was top-billed in The Boston Globe and performed at the 2012 Boston Theater Marathon. Plus 3 other 10-minute plays
Plutoed
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Price: Free! Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When you mess with the ego of a god, you'd better be prepared for the consequences... This humorous short tale explains what REALLY happened when astronomers took it upon themselves to relegate the ninth planet to the status of dwarf.
Ignorance of the Law
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
When a pack of backwoods local yokels begin to lumber toward civilized space in their slapped-together warp speed jalopy, a working-Joe cop has to take action. He soon finds himself in the eternal dilemma of the policeman on the beat: how to strike a balance between justice and enforcing the letter of the law?
The Battle of Lake Lynwood- A Non-Cautionary Tale
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of how I spent my 4th of July when I was 11 and 12 years old.
The Other Option
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Price: Free! Words: 6,580. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Quince took pride in his job. He was the guy who stood three paces before the cradle and handed out the lives to Poor Souls. In the empty, white land before existence, this made him something of a big deal...until a newer, more popular, more competitive option came along... Now Quince is out of business, and running out of time... Sequel to The Big Deal.
The Diary of Samuel Pope
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You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / Siblings
A story about a boy and is discovery of autism, samuel pope has been given a week to do his homework - a diary! In that time he meets Luke, an autistic boy. What will Luke find out about autism? A sweet tale that has the critics raving!!
50 Best Jokes Ever
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Price: Free! Words: 640. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.15 from 13 reviews)
Love jokes? Here's 50 of the best! All your favorites including the best "Yo Mama" jokes, "Knock, Knock" jokes and more ...
The Big Deal
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Price: Free! Words: 5,580. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
We have all met Quince before. Some of us just don't remember. A story of life, growth, and salesmanship set against the backdrop of the almost-utter void that exists the width of a shadow before this life began. Also featuring some Poor Souls, an odd place to put a fish, and a pair of truly magnificent shoes.
Time - Ministry of Excuses
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Price: Free! Words: 6,710. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
The Ministry of Excuses is a secret agency, so secret even they don't know it exists! MI.E. will solve any problem, however big, with a little excuse! It is run by just an old eccentric Professor, but demand for excuses is high so he recruits a young assistant Jack...
Love those Apps!
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Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Story of train journey where there is a worrying new development in my personality.
Crisis on our streets
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Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a bingeing crisis on our streets that needs to be addressed.
Saunaman
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Price: Free! Words: 2,320. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This book is a collection of stories of the frustrating life of Saunaman.
I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
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Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually? EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium. Edited two words.