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The Birthday Party
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Urban
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A housewife tries to do her best for her child's birthday party. A mother on her own is no match for a dozen kids...
Gerald Becomes A Wizard
Price: Free! Words: 13,090. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Life as a Royal Equine Poop Coordinator isn't the life for Gerald. His family business revolves around the rear end of horses and, as far as he is concerned, that is something he is not destined for. The life of a great wizard is on the horizon and Gerald is sure that when he reaches four feet eight his wizarding gene will kick in, and he will become what he has always dreamed of.
Witch's Brew
Price: Free! Words: 5,200. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
Three witches concoct a special brew to make them young and beautiful but experience unexpected results.
Ritagli - Racconti d'amore, morte e spritz
Price: Free! Words: 6,330. Language: Italian. Published: January 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cinque racconti a metà tra realtà e fantasia: amore, morte, spritz, imbarazzanti giochi di parole, vite segrete, treni da prendere e treni ormai passati. Come si dice in questi casi, ogni riferimento a persone esistenti o a fatti realmente accaduti è puramente casuale. O forse no.
The Humble Thief
Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young thief tries to steal the wallet of a man in the subway but is immediately caught and then there is a twist. Read on to know what it is.
The Honest Professor
Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A professor of ethics gives a motivating lecture on the importance of honesty in our lives and then there is a twist. Read on to find out.
Santa’s Merry Christmas
Price: Free! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa makes good on Christmas despite alcohol, disgruntled elves, and reindeer high on marijuana.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Lap Band Into Skinny
Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's that time a year again when we avow to all we are going to lose ten pounds or so. I thought I might give you a penny worth of thought before your go the route of lap band surgery. Please enjoy this poem with a grain of salt and the humor it was intended to be. Happy 2018 and bless all who read this!
ANGEL Episode 1 in the Charity's Shop Series
You set the price! Words: 10,030. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charity's Shop: Where the boundaries fade between spirits, witchcraft, and philanthropy; where the stock is spooky, the customers peculiar, and where 'being charitable' takes on a mystical new meaning. 'ANGEL' is a novelette, approximately 9500 words long, and it is the first episode in the 'Charity's Shop' series.
Hivernatien Minimus. The Low-Fashion School
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hivernatien is a sorcerer living in Antarctica, His parents decide to send him to Paris, at the Low-Fashion school. What they don't know is that this school is in fact run by Garr Gorr, the second most Machiavellian criminal who plans to rule the world with an army of gnomes. Fortunately, with the help of Sassou, a girl from Botswana, and some magic, Hivernatien will prevent this from happening.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
The Rad Boys
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!
Homes and Humans
Price: Free! Words: 5,090. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An orc and various magical creatures sit down to play a tabletop RPG set in a strange world with exciting things like bicycles and credit cards.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Amid Those Crazy Cats
Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Life is unpredictable when man and animal are mixed inside of a house and both of them think they are the master. Now throw in 3 more cats and the story is interesting each day that i awake, if I awake! So enjoy as you read and forgive me for the flashbacks I bring.