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Baby, I Can Die For You
Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Remember how Jack died for Rose in Titanic? How Gen. Sani Abacha died for his Indian girls in Nigeria? How Romeo & Juliet died for each other in Romeo & Juliet? How Ramsey Noah died for Omotola in one Nollywood film like that? Hehehe... King kObOkO tells a short story of how an Igbo woman died for her man.
The Dimmer from Hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
Mint Condition
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second escapade in the Clegghorne trilogy in which Arnold and his grandson Michael make and then fire their own gun.
The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs
Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
Another flash fiction story intended to make you laugh. I am not going to give you a synopsis, as that would probably end up the same length as the story...
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
Literurbano.com
Price: Free! Words: 16,630. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » History » Africa
Este é o livro mais divertido que terá a oportunidade de ler na sua vida. Tipo... Histórias para rachar, pauladas, crónicas maradas e anedotas piradas com um style literário.
The Caring Water Woman
Price: Free! Words: 9,320. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I love Abraham Hicks, they’re fantastic. On one DVD someone says ... ‘it’s a pity you can’t bottle allowing’. Jerry smiled and wrote it down. I, like him, thought that a great idea, so I ran to my lab and tried to figure out a way of isolating and bottling ‘easy life’ which would surely make me gazillions of pounds.
The Loss of Liberty
Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous story about an old soldier who paddles his own canoe.
I Loved Grampy
Price: Free! Words: 12,230. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Christian » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story of a young boy (Bill) growing up under the influence of his grandfather (Grampy). Bill's dad travels for his job and Grampy becomes a role model for Bill. Bill learns many lessons from his grandfather. He learns about everything from fishing to religion to dying.
Teddy Bear Junction
You set the price! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
To escape her wicked Aunt Mavis, Anna runs away to Teddy Bear Junction with her teddy bear and a talking suitcase. When Aunt Mavis has a change of heart, can she reach Anna in time to apologize before the little girl disappears forever?
Survival of the Christmas Spirit
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2015 by velvetmorningpress. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Cooking for nineteen people will be a cinch!” Ever-optimistic Dottie Harris is preparing for the biggest and best Christmas celebration ever, and nothing—not even unexpected guests or running out of gin—will get her down. Can Dottie throw the perfect family Christmas (without so much as a swig of gin to help her through) or will preparing for the festivities get the best of her?
Tenacious Monkey Bites
Series: Chimney Fishing. Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A simple trip to the store to find a challenging board game turns hilariously awry in this saga of family life. Intent to find the right challenge in a game that will evenly match the knowledge and wit of husband and wife, our hero finds he is bested at every turn. Told with tongue-in-cheek bravado, you will wonder, as our hero still does, just who has won this "Battle of the Sexes".
The Prospector
Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: Australian English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A poem, wherein a bushman from the late eighteen hundreds reflects on his life and times as a gold prospector…
Reality Sucks
Price: Free! Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
H. H. Twilterwaller is living in reality with dreams that are way out. He is in a bad situation with a drudge wife and worse daughter. The contrast with what he had planned and the reality was at the breaking point. Then it broke.
Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Free the Shorts!
Price: Free! Words: 6,000. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Need a lift in your day? Then try these short, true, funny stories from humorist Allison Hawn! They're sure to make you giggle, smirk and guffaw!