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Help! I'm Trapped On A Cruise To Lose
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,000. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Meet Sophia. She's your average heroine. Okay, not so average. She's eighty-five, but she's feisty, sarcastic, and one heck of a good sport. She has to be when she breaks her glasses, can't see where she's going, and gets on the wrong cruise ship. Instead of an over-sixties love cruise, she boards a two week all inclusive cruise to lose. That's when her adventure and the laughs begin.
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,560. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Tourists is a satire. When the CIA wants to build a secret air strip in the bush north of Ottawa, a lobbyist is recruited to get the deal done. The plan is threatened by publicity generated by the Taylor brothers whose land is to be expropriated. The CIA plans an alternative event in case of failure, in clandestine meetings held in a van driven on the Rideau Canal during Winterlude.
The Striding Spire (Modern Magick, 3)
Series: Modern Magick. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,410. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fresh from an involuntary crash course in the Stranger Arts, Ves has a new mystery to solve: the inexplicable reappearance of an extinct species. Where did the pup come from - and is there something sinister afoot? Aided by a talking book, a spriggan with a taste for vintage fashion and the best Waymaster in the business, nothing can stop Ves from finding out the truth. Can it?
Counterproductive Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 62,730. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
He works for the U.S. Government to ensure the slower pace of progress. He believes in doing things the hard way, even the wrong way, but especially the inefficient way. To him, waste is just another way to utilize resources, and incompetence is a prized attribute. He is… Counterproductive Man! He has accepted the role of hero, and he can bring swift retribution against those who oppose him.
Jolly Roger
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,020. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Two time-traveling special agents and a feisty young lady pirate captain join forces in 1717 to prevent the course of history from being changed. This science fiction adventure comedy adds a new twist to pirate lore.
Series: The Voyager Series. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,040. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Neil, an avid aquarium hobbyist, is visited by an extraterrestrial who warns him that a species evolved from ants is bent on overthrowing humankind. He must act to save his fish...
The Club
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2017 by Brian Leo Lee. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Working Men’s Club is in dire straits. The Committee have to convince the members to agree to their bold plan to avoid imminent closure. A humorous short story of how a club in desperate trouble hopes to find a way of surviving.
Drawn Conclusions
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 110. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All of you who enjoy quality cartoon wit and humor will find Drawn Conclusions a tasty treat! Here is a treasury of spunky wordplay and quirky drawings which spice up each page. Fun for young and old readers--served up by C.B. Wood. 102 pages.
We Fall Asleep So Early
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As usual, Dean Blake creates a humorous yet poignant short story with a moral that’s almost impossible to shake off. In We Fall Asleep So Early, our young protagonist spends most of his days with his girlfriend Vicki, drinking, smoking and waking up a little too late. But something is troubling his mind; he can either take heed, or drink all of his worries away…
Ghost Coach: A Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Sarah hasn't been sleeping well. Turns out, she has a ghost in her house. But this ghost has a problem. And only Sarah can solve it.
The Weaver's Tale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,210. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short story in which the mortal, Arachne, challenges the goddess, Athena.
The Fickled Finger
Series: Fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Since Harry was hit by a meteor strange things have been happening.
The Pragmatic Hitchhiker
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. Speed-spacing on the on the Stellar Expressway, Acoustic Funambulist finds himself in the midst of psychedelic delusions from a self-boarded Freaknik in this fifth episode of the series.
Have a Go
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,890. Language: British English. Published: March 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
All John Russell wanted was a nice cup of tea. But when he accidentally foils an armed bank robbery as he tries to protect his young daughter from the gunmen he becomes an unwilling have-a-go hero and has his life is changed forever.
Town Thomas
Series: Thomas H, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,470. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
After a disastrous beginning in the country, Thomas Henson begins his new life and career in the city. He must now step up or fail in this issue of being an adult. There is no trust fund and the silver spoon has long been melted.
The Last Hair Dryer on the Left
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,290. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the little town of Bonnie Hill, South Carolina there is a hair salon called the Clip N Curl. Jo Ellen Lee is the owner and a single mom with her hands full running the salon and raising her unruly son Anton. What she doesn't need is her shop shut down in a second mortgage scheme gone bad by the town's corrupt elders. Jo Ellen and her salon girls must find a way to get their shop back.
The Chukar Fiasco, and Kippy
Series: The Crimson Shorts. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2015 by Crimson Cloak Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In The Chukar Fiasco, Cutter the cowboy has qualms about having agreed to go partidge shooting with Crazy Dave. Kippy is the story of a bad-tempered Angora goat: Cutter gets more than he bargained for when he takes Kippy on as a weed-mower! Two humorous stories from Gary R. Winstead to make you smile.
Siamese Summers
Series: Adriana Island Cats, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,710. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The sequel to Cats in Clover, wherein George the Magnificent deals with hordes of invading Siamese while Holly and Ben struggle with both the feline and human politics of Adriana Island. Life becomes even more interesting when Ben’s mother moves in.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 77,370. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kyle Summers never imagined that inventing the world’s first viable quantum computer would lead to bankruptcy, betrayal and a desperate flight for his very life. Accused of terrorism against his country, he is pursued by federal agents and hunted by assassins bent on revenge for the bloody havoc enabled by his computer. His only hope is the FBI agent sent to bring him to justice.