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Son Of Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks
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Price: Free! Words: 8,240. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Stephen king said: "If you love horror movies you've got to have a love for pure S#it!" Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you suffer through another Michael Bay reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody that's who. Well, maybe Scooby Doo....
"What's In A Haircut?"
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A childhood memory about growing up back in the 50's. Take a fun read back to a time of red, white and blue barbershop signs, Burma Shave, and huge black and white swivel barber chairs that pumped up and down. Growing up back then was so much simplier. "What's In A Haircut" is an enjoyable read that promises to bring back some fond memories of a time not so long ago.
From Zombos' Closet: Horror Movies to Savor and Detest
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 117,260. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
From the long-running blog, Zombos' Closet of Horror, come the movie reviews with cheeky attitude. I am Iloz Zoc (that’s me! my blog’s alter ego), full-time, and long suffering, valet to Zombos. Within these pages you will meet those who live in and visit his mansion on the Gold Coast of Long Island as we delve deep into the worst and the best horror movies preying on unsuspecting viewers.
Slow Down Bunny Season: A Momoir
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 43,060. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Divulging the Great Secrets of the Known Universe, as gathered from a cumulative 47,000 hours spent wiping kitchen counters, 'Slow Down Bunny Season' connects the dots between stealing highlighter pens on a temp job in your twenties, and how to handle it when a possum dies under your house. It's mothering, the way mothering was meant to be told: with laughter and tears. Mostly tears.
Dispatches from the High Country: Essays on the West from High Country News
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,010. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013 by Sidewalk Press. Category: Essay » Political
Ed Quillen is best known for entertaining Denver Post readers with his weekly columns for twenty-six years, but he wrote some of his sharpest commentary for High Country News. Managing Editor Jodi Peterson called him one of the region’s “wisest and most unique voices.” Dispatches from the High Country features a selection of his best essays published between 2008-2012.
Farting With All His Might: The Endangered Status Of The Hetero Male
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Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
He who makes of himself a sight/By farting with all of his might/Awakens to a new created plight/That all the women have taken flight. Can men catch up, grow up, stand upright and drop the clubs once and for all? Why is it, ominously, that for so many, the image of the ideal male derives from 19th century theories of cavemen? Can't a man be a real, authentic human being? In free society- yes!
Allting Suger
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 71,180. Language: Swedish. Published: October 14, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Det finns rätt så mycket saker som stör mig. Människor, idioti, lagar, ComHem AB, väder och gaser i magen. Och alla människor som säger “bort med den negativa energin” och annat båg som jag faktiskt hög­ aktningsfullt skiter i. Ilska är också en skön känsla! Varför inte bejaka den? För övrigt hatar jag koncensusivern och den fegt knutna näven i fickan. Allting Suger!
Harry's World, Book 2
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 40,580. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Biography
The drama and humor of Harry Chesterfield's life as cowboy, ditch digger, woodcutter, tv news director and writer.
Loco in Yokohama
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 97,790. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » By region
Knife-wielding school girls, scrotum-seeking school boys, back-stabbing bimbos with big boobs...and some of the finest human beings this side of the globe! Yokohama has it all and Loco has lived it and is telling the tale, no holds-barred!
An American's Guide to Downton Abbey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,440. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A funny guide to Season One of Downton Abbey from an American's perspective. Viewers already familiar with the world of Downton will enjoy the in-depth immersion, while newcomers will be better able to understand and appreciate the show.
Hitchhikers and Scary Bikers
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Series: Disappearing Things, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 51,540. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Martians, Dogs called Rover, Rebel Teachers, Unrepentant Politicians, Ugly String Quartets, One Screen Cinemas, Desperate Dan... Hitchhikers and Scary Bikers provides another helping of the many things that have either disappeared down the plughole or are swilling around with the final remnants of life’s dirty bathwater, into which you are invited to take the plunge… just for a laugh of course.
Somewhere in Eastern Oregon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 18,070. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Eastern Oregon is a land of distant horizons, endless sagebrush—and countless stories about the people and places that make the region unique. For more than twenty years, it was Pat Wilkins’ job as an on-the-road TV reporter to track down these stories, to travel the roadways in a quest to capture the character and the history of the dry side of the state. Compiled here is a collection of those ta
Fifty Shades of Grey’s Anatomy: The Unfeeling Doctor’s Fresh Confessions from the Emergency Room
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 22,340. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2013 by Olo Books. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Physicians & medical professionals
True tales from the most unfeeling doctor in the emergency room, with a twist. Medicine with a little bit of sex (Grey’s Anatomy) and a tiny bit of torture (Fifty Shades of Grey). All G-rated, of course. I’m a (cough) professional. As in, a medical professional writing about life in the emergency lane. Want a snapshot of a world in free-fall? Turn the page.
Phu Pee Massage - Real Stories for my Friend
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 78,230. Language: American English. Published: August 12, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » Trip Journals
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Prepare to laugh, and maybe shed a tear, reading Phu Pee! Coen-Fernandez has combined her love of storytelling and massage into an entertaining and lighthearted collection. Through excerpts of letters and emails, she turns the loss of a friend into an uplifting, hopeful read. Inspired by stories of people behind the massages, it would be impossible not to experience your next massage differently.
Love Your Mayhem
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 15,700. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Parenting » Childhood psychology
Notes on finding peace and laughter in the chaos of parenting.
“You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth” and Other Things You'll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,100. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013 by Leslie Marinelli. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Thank God for girlfriends and shared visits to powder rooms! That’s always been the concept behind our website InThePowderRoom.com where we’ve entertained women with our humor and bold, brave honesty since 2009. This anthology contains 39 short stories from the funniest women writers we know—stories they would only tell their closest friends, most likely from within the haven of a ladies' room.
Eat Right and Get a Dog: Short Thoughts on Losing Weight and Gaining a Life
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2013 by Olo Books. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Dieting
Who wants to lose a few pounds? I do, I do! Who wants to read about weight loss? Um… I'm a doctor who won't count calories. I want to eat more than a goji berry or order a magic spoonful of powdered spinach from every Tuesday. Do what I do: eat right and get a dog. Hooray!
Apples, Broccoli & Rats with Islands: Short thoughts on envy and positivity for writers (and human beings in general)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013 by Olo Books. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Do you seethe with envy? Do you turn so green, staring at your friend's award-winning, New York Times bestselling books, that you kind of look like...broccoli? Me too. This bite-sized book tells you how I kicked envy to the moon—well, not the moon. Okay. The front porch. Using my muscular yet shapely broccoli legs, I kicked envy to the porch so I could write my own work. You can, too.
First Kiss and Other Cautionary Tales
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 12,340. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Essay » Author profile
In First Kiss and Other Cautionary Tales, you will: ***Learn about: spring-loaded toilet seats in the Pisa Airport (a creation of the Devil). ***Find out why Googling “How to Pick Up a Chick” is not the best strategy for determining the best way to scoop up live poultry. ***Hear the lurid details about a poor soul who inadvertently became locked in the loo at the Louvre. *** Learn the ancient sec
When I Cook for You
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Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is the author's cooking manifesto wherein he describes the what and why he cooks.