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Short Stories - Collection
Price: Free! Words: 77,110. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Short story enthusiasts, this book is for you. It is a collection of my favourite short stories written over a span of approximately 25 years. During this interval I was privileged to work in various jurisdictions on 6 continents of the world. At each locale I chose to live as closely as possible with the populous therein, thus maximizing my chance to collect intriguing material for this treatise.
Meetos
Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
I share with you my greatest passion: orange snack foods. From the beginning of my life at 10 years old, I have had one persistent passion: Cheetos. And I've got the body to prove it.
Dubious Knowledge: Doubtful Facts, Twisted History and Other Humorosities (Book One)
Series: Dubious Knowledge. Price: Free! Words: 19,120. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
If you like learning with a lively dose of laughter, you'll love this hilarious book full of fishy facts, twisted history, and general “Dubious Knowledge” from award-winning humor columnist Dan Van Oss. It's laugh out loud learning with 25 funny features in all!
Shopping Survival Guide for Men
Price: Free! Words: 29,400. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Guys: spent one too many Saturdays marooned at The Mall? Salvage your manhood with the Shopping Survival Guide for Men. This indispensable sanity-saver exposes the hidden history and insidious psychology of shopping (Hint: it’s crazy), plus cool-headedly guides you through the treacherous, credit card-melting mazes of shoes, handbags, makeup and more. Don’t get dragged to The Mall without it!
Analysis of Footprints
Price: Free! Words: 11,460. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A study has been conducted whereby Footprints in the Sand, one of modern Christianity's most prolific poems, can be discussed and considered via various analytic techniques and through a range of perspectives and observational gazes.
Cursing At My Fourth Toe
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
What do you call your fourth toe? Is there even a common name for it? There are over one million words in the English language, so why is it so hard to think of what that little piggy is called? It probably doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. What's important are the words that are readily available that society won't let us use or hear. The curse words.
Peach Power: An Essay
Price: Free! Words: 2,310. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Color of white race is set straight. It is peach. Racism discussed and critiqued. Peach Power proclaimed as road to world peace. The format is satirical which is supposed to be humorous. This is debatable.
My Past Humor Columns
Price: Free! Words: 23,130. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A collection of past humor columns I wrote some years back for the local paper.
Quaff the Kool Aid
Price: Free! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
I argue for Wine Tasting standards to be applied to Kool Aid.
Lenny's Hardware Store
Price: Free! Words: 18,050. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Home repair, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Thanks very much to everyone who read Lenny's Hardware Store since I published on Smashwords! There have been over 150 downloads and climbing. Hope everyone who reads this book and my other book enjoy them. Lenny's Hardware Store A compilation of home improvement columns written from a humerous viewpoint with fictional and non-fictional characters.
The Middle Seat Volume III - One Martini Is Good. Two Are Too Many...Three Aren't Enough
Series: The Middle Seat, Volume III. Price: Free! Words: 19,980. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The final installment of the three part series The Middle Seat, written by corporate executive Jay Conlin who travels frequently for business. Volume III continues and concludes the humorous Middle Seat Series. Volume III is still filled with the popular humor filled posts from the blog. A fun filled collection of posts you won't want to miss. Though hard to believe...all really happened.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Issue Four July 2014
Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Achieving Mediocrity – Surefire Strategies for a Lackluster Life
Price: Free! Words: 6,630. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
There are dozens of books out there on success, but very few on just being average. In 39 years, Valentine J. Brkich has achieved a level of mediocrity rarely seen. Now he is sharing his own secrets for a lackluster life, based on all the wrong decisions he's made in his. And he does it with a level of honesty that's, quite honestly, depressing.
Erotica for Sports Fans
Price: Free! Words: 30,740. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of comedic stories from the everyday life of a man who, despite being a responsible adult male (probably) and an even more responsible dad, hasn't forgotten what it means to be a guy.
The Middle Seat - Volume II: Never Check A Bag You Want To Keep
Series: The Middle Seat, Volume II. Price: Free! Words: 16,270. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Picking up where Volume I left off, Volume II continues to share the popular posts from the blog, The Middle Seat. Written by corporate executive Jay Conlin who travels frequently for business. The Middle Seat captures the spirit of the weary "Road Warrior" while mixing in stories from his family life as well. A fun, humorous look at Business Travel .
The Mild West
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
The West should have been fueled by Pot and not Alcohol, and here is a compelling argument for why.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Price: Free! Words: 26,510. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
From time to time it’s entertaining to watch others squirm in hot water. The mean streak in us loves stories of woe – especially when it involves someone else. Sometimes, we are the blundering idiots with a tale of despair for others to be pleased about. Either way, the good deeds that don’t go unpunished make such juicy stories!
Son Of Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks
Price: Free! Words: 8,240. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Stephen king said: "If you love horror movies you've got to have a love for pure S#it!" Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you suffer through another Michael Bay reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody that's who. Well, maybe Scooby Doo....
Farting With All His Might: The Endangered Status Of The Hetero Male
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Men's sexuality
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He who makes of himself a sight/By farting with all of his might/Awakens to a new created plight/That all the women have taken flight. Can men catch up, grow up, stand upright and drop the clubs once and for all? Why is it, ominously, that for so many, the image of the ideal male derives from 19th century theories of cavemen? Can't a man be a real, authentic human being? In free society- yes!
Hitchhikers and Scary Bikers
Series: Disappearing Things, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 51,540. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Martians, Dogs called Rover, Rebel Teachers, Unrepentant Politicians, Ugly String Quartets, One Screen Cinemas, Desperate Dan... Hitchhikers and Scary Bikers provides another helping of the many things that have either disappeared down the plughole or are swilling around with the final remnants of life’s dirty bathwater, into which you are invited to take the plunge… just for a laugh of course.