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Don't Turn Your Back in the Barn - Adventures of a Country Vet
Price: $4.49 USD. Words: 102,490. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Don't Turn Your Back in the Barn focuses on the humorous incidents that inevitably happen in a rural practice that treats cows in the morning and kittens in the afternoon. He relies on Doris, his steadfast assistant, to help him in the surgery and to organize the daybook, but even she sometimes has trouble balancing his hectic schedule.
How To Be a Stand Up Comedian
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Handbooks and Manuals, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
If you want to know how to do stand up comedy, then get the "How to Be a Stand Up Comedian" guide now. You will discover simple step-by-step guide to being a stand up comdeian. It is created by a real stand up comedian with real life improv experience. Get the guide and discover how to become the funniest guy on stage! Get it now!
A Man Walks Into a Bar....A Compendium of Filthy, Uncouth, Lewd, Lusty and Lascivious Jokes. Written, Compiled. Borrowed and Stolen by Rob Loughran
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 132,260. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...A COMPENDIUM OF FILTHY, UNCOUTH, LEWD, LUSTY and LASCIVIOUS JOKES is the result of twenty years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American adult humor. The original 700 page print edition (2006)sold well. This updated digital version is the entertainment bargain of a lifetime.
Aussie Outback Yarns
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
A collection of short stories gathered around the vast and unique Australian Outback during the author's travels over the last few years. Reflecting typical Aussie humor they are mostly factual although some, doubtless, have been "stretched" a little in the telling years, but are in the tradition of fireside yarns of Australia and overseas, but whatever their origins they make for great reading!
Immaculate Misconceptions
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,510. Language: American English. Published: March 12, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is an amusing (and often serious) memoir of life growing up in Catholic grade and high school. The designation, "Immaculate Misconceptions," applies to the simplistic explanations, half-truths, canonical misinterpretations, and outright disinformation received from the author’s teachers who sought to inscribe their version of the world on his young mind.
Dear Dad: Letters From An Adult Child
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 50,710. Language: American English. Published: April 8, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The New York Times bestseller--now with new material. Louie Anderson has appeared many times on "The Tonight Show", and his comedy specials on HBO and Showtime have won him wide acclaim. In this series of emotionally charged letters to his alcoholic father, Anderson reveals the sense of shame and insecurity that fuels his comic routines.
Twitter Patter - 1000 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volumes 1-10
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 17,280. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 1000 Tweet-ready quotes. Here is the entire 'Assorted Quotes' set - Volumes 1-10 - in one book. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Brother Soldier "On The Home Front"
Series: (1)Brother Soldier On The Home Front (2) Brother Soldier Banned From NJ.Com (3) Brother Soldier Back On The Front Line, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,080. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2011 by Garden Park Productions. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Rare insightful glimpses into the New Jersey's Star Ledger's News Blog named NJ.COM. A forum on news articles concerning Politics and the lives of ordinary New Jersey citizens as seen through the blog comments of one of their own, Brother Soldier. Even through The State of New Jersey is featured, this could very easily be any state in the USA. Garden Park Productions
Beyond the Spotlight: On the Road With Phyllis Diller
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,200. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2013 by Wigeon Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
As Robin Skone-Palmer approached the mansion on Rockingham Avenue, she didn’t know what to expect. “Ask for Phyllis Diller,” the employment agent had said. Curious as much as nervous, she studied the beautiful house. Three-and-a-half hours later, she walked away wondering if she’d just stepped into Alice’s Wonderland. Join Robin as she recalls her days as personal secretary for the comedienne.
The Accidental Bus Driver
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,720. Language: British English. Published: March 27, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Transportation » Automotive / History, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is a view from the bus driver's seat. An observation of all the weird and wonderful events which happen on a bus driven by an Old Etonian bus driver. Most are hilarious.
What's So &%#@ Funny ? (Humor and How it Gets That Way)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,470. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » History & Criticism
The sixteen chapters of this friendly, relaxed book address topics, rather than follow a chronological form. It's fun to skip from one line of thought to an entirely unrelated topic. The book examines the adventures and fun humor has gone through over time. We snoop on knights and movie stars and kids with their parents and college professors and a whole world so we can enjoy the variety of humor!
A Dog to Give Away
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 23,190. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Dr. Dave returns once again with his (mostly true) story of Lug, the stray German Shepherd who was to become his trusted and loyal companion. Fans of the Countr Vet Series will know Lug as a character, but no one has heard Lug’s full story — until now. Note: This is a stand alone book. Though it contains characters from the Country Vet Series, new readers are more than welcome.
Punny Puns - The Ultimate Collection Of Awfully Funny, Clever & Witty Puns
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,110. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2015 by Wire Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A Collection Of The Punniest Puns and One Liners!! Is there anything more cringe worthy then an awfully unfunny pun? Not really, but let’s face us, never has anything so bad, been so so good!!! So get ready to bust out the funniest one line puns you’ll be able to find.
Estimado Cliente: Le informamos que no siempre tiene la razón - Anécdotas graciosas y divertidas sobre casos reales de atención al cliente
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,340. Language: Spanish. Published: September 12, 2016 by Editorialimagen.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
En este libro encontrarás historias reales de servicio al cliente. Todas las anécdotas que leerás aquí pertenecen tanto a buenas como a malas experiencias tanto del cliente como del proveedor del servicio.
250 Music Anecdotes
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 40,390. Language: American English. Published: April 8, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Music » Biography, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This book contains 250 music anecdotes, including this one: Marian Anderson was a famous singer of opera and African-American spirituals. Occasionally, someone would tell her that they would do anything to be able to sing like her. She would smile and then ask, “Would you practice eight hours a day?”
How Not to Be a Tourist in London
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,520. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
‘How Not to be a Tourist in London’ gives you the inside dope that no other guidebook can provide. Packed with extraorinary facts and literally incredible stories about this great city, 'How Not to be a Tourist' is full of 'it' - secret, hidden, quirky knowledge that most visitors will simply never hear about. ユーモア 風刺
Jokes Little Johnny Jokes : 707 Hilarious Little Johnny Jokes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,210. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012 by QPUB. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Jokes Funny One Liners : 1001 Funny Best One Liners
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,560. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012 by QPUB. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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72 Ways to Prepare ALPO and Love It
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,630. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Personal finance
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This book is like the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. It will provide you with a glimpse into the life you may have if you continue to make bad financial decisions. We offer 72 ways to prepare ALPO that you will love. It is meant as a parody and an eye opener for anyone who lives above their means and does not think saving for the future is important.
Quotes Life Quotes: 195 Best Quotes on Life
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,270. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2012 by QPUB. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This book comprises of the best quotes on life from famous people. Also lists the famous people names and the great thinkers against each of the quotations.

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