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Any Last Words? or A Collection of Funny or Mildly Ironic Final Quotes
Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » History & Criticism
A huge history fan and of famous quotes, Jake Murphy presents ‘Any last Words…?’ a hysterical collection of the funniest or mildly awkward final words of history’s biggest players from around the world and from all the ages. This is no ordinary quotation book, it’s a funny one!
Chimpanzees in Dungarees (Illustrated Version)
Series: Disappearing Things, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 44,110. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?
My Book of #GHcoats (Season 3)
Price: Free! Words: 12,480. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
These quotes, though attributed to famous people dead or living, are not true. They are the works of the creative minds of contributors; they, however, describe the personalities or certain characteristics of the people they are attributed to. Anyone who takes these quotes here as facts obviously has no business holding a Nokia 3310 phone! Have fun reading!
Twitter Patter - 1000 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volumes 1-10
Price: Free! Words: 17,300. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 1000 Tweet-ready quotes. Here is the entire 'Assorted Quotes' set - Volumes 1-10 - in one book. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Make Us Laugh, Funnyboy
Price: Free! Words: 17,690. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Written to entertain, these are random posts from the author on Facebook highlighting a sense of humor that is not to be missed. Most from the left side of the brain, they are compiled to bring a smile on the face of the reader, hopefully it achieves that.
Critique Circle
Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
This is a Flash Fiction (500 words) story offering a humorous insight to a writer's critique circle where work is shared and constructive comments made.
72 Ways to Prepare ALPO and Love It
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,630. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Personal finance
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This book is like the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. It will provide you with a glimpse into the life you may have if you continue to make bad financial decisions. We offer 72 ways to prepare ALPO that you will love. It is meant as a parody and an eye opener for anyone who lives above their means and does not think saving for the future is important.
Retail Ramblings
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,630. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Consumerism
(3.00 from 1 review)
After spending a decade in the service industry, I can say with certainty that the moment the average person enters a retail establishment, his heart shrivels to a blackened lump of selfishness and deceit while his ego grows to levels usually reserved for politicians and corporate executives. Experience the true horror of life through my eyes, the eyes of the customer service representative.
I Was Raised To Be A Lert
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 10,490. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2012 by Red Bird Chapbooks. Categories: Essay » Literature, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 7 reviews)
I Was Raised To Be A Lert is a collection of short childhood stories based on the life and blog posts of Pearl Vork-Zambory.
Twitter Patter - 50 Tweet-ready Quotes on Faith
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
(5.00 from 1 review)
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 50 Tweet-ready Quotes on Faith. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
The Little Free Book of Uncensored Celebrity Sex Quotes
Price: Free! Words: 12,100. Language: American English. Published: April 2, 2015 by Westhoff Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Celebrity culture
“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” -Marilyn Monroe “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.” -Butch Hancock
Year-In-Review: The Entirely True Histories of a Perfectly Wretched Family
Price: Free! Words: 11,580. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Concussive diaper explosions and aircraft lavatories. (The Mile-High Club just isn’t the same thing after kids.) Death, destruction and debt. (How can a child be born $1800 in the hole?) Sibling rivalries of biblical proportions. (“I’m telling God!” “Oh yeah? I’m telling Mom!”) Sometimes the experience of training up kids seems more akin to experiencing a train wreck.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 10
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 10. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 2
Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 2. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 1
Price: Free! Words: 1,250. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 1. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
The Great American Pee Fight And Other True Stories Of The 50's
Series: True Stories Of The 50's. Price: Free! Words: 3,770. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
You read it right; it's not "pie." The rhythm of a south-east Omaha neighborhood is captured in these humorous vignettes of the 1950's.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 6
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 6. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
And I Thought I Was Crazy! Quirks, Idiosyncrasies and Meshugaas
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,780. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » General reference » Curiosities & wonders, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Do you refuse to take the top newspaper on a stack (even if perfect)? Insist the toilet paper hang "over"? Wait for the phone to ring at least twice before answering? Hilarious collection of odd behaviors exhibited (and confessed to) by otherwise normal people. Laugh. Chortle. And gasp at people’s quirks. People do the darndest things! NY Times Book Review, Today show, Washington Post, more.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 3
Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 3. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
The Pub Letters
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,870. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Have you ever had a great idea in the pub or bar, but forgotten it by the next day? The Pub Letters is a collection of bar-room brainwaves, in the form of letters to prominent companies and individuals, and their replies. Read the pitches for Rodent Deodorant, Vegetarian Pork Scratchings, and the Pavarotti Bouncy Castle. Peter Jones of BBC TV's Dragons' Den called it "hilarious in the extreme".