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Words of Wisdom: A Collection of African Proverbs with Categorization
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,970. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Social, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Did you know? "A corpse doesn't like to hear that there are no burial clothes"? "A dog with big names doesn't live to see many days." Increase your word power with many more proverbs in this book. So discover why" The room of a small child is not enough for a masquerade to dress up." And why "A man needs to hold his organ in his hand in gesture when making advances to a woman who is deaf and dumb.
Words of Wisdom: A Collection of African Proverbs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Social, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Did you know? "A corpse doesn't like to hear that there are no burial clothes"? "A dog with big names doesn't live to see many days." Increase your word power with many more proverbs in this book. So discover why" The room of a small child is not enough for a masquerade to dress up." And why "A man needs to hold his organ in his hand in gesture when making advances to a woman who is deaf and dumb.
Rossooo! (Il fuoco della Pubblicità)
Price: Free! Words: 4,850. Language: Italian. Published: April 13, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
È un libercolo leggero, senza pretese, l'equivalente di uno spumantino, in cui si parla della Pubblicità, argomento scontato ma non troppo - visto che viviamo in un mondo di esagerazioni e dove tutto è organizzato per urlare e tutti vendono o si vendono, anima compresa. Nota: Per chi non ama leggere abbondano le figure. È un «I mini minimissimi», brevi per non annoiare prima della parola "fine"
Great Memory of School
Price: Free! Words: 1,400. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Just another day at my wonderful, amazing, out of this world school.
Discordant Thots of a Disabled Mind, vol.iii
Series: discordant thots. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,850. Language: American English. Published: January 8, 2018 by PonderHouse. Categories: Nonfiction » Psychology » Mental illness, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
this is even more of my mind.. still on disability. i always keep a notepad handy, as external brain dump. if i don't write it down it'll roll around, endlessly. or i forget it, immediately. this collection is comprised of thots which i did(n't) share elsewhere, and perhaps should(n't) have. there is no context. there is [little to] no clarification. there only is what there is.
Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work
Price: Free! Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Your commute stinks. Your job's a mess. You didn't win Powerball. Here's some help. Get the first book in the humorous "Fun Stories" series of books & audiobooks from award-winning writer R. Scott Murphy. Part storyteller, part game show host, part DJ, part madcap tour guide, Murphy shares embarrassing work stories, conducts crazy countdowns & calls himself the Freakin' Michael Phelps of Googling.
We're Not Write
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,140. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
“It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts …” From accidentally propositioning a friend’s mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We’re Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their crazy digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.
La notizia del giorno
Price: Free! Words: 1,740. Language: Italian. Published: November 30, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
"Basta visioni di seni provocanti. Ora anche alle mucche è imposto il burqa. E potranno essere visitate solo da una veterinaria-donna"... "Dio è morto, il congiuntivo anche"... le notizie si susseguono a raffica, telegrafiche e veloci, una dopo l'altra. È un ebook «I Mini-Minimissimi», brevissimi per arrivare alla parola "fine" prima di annoiare.
Brevi note (l'amore non manca)
Price: Free! Words: 8,140. Language: Italian. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Pensieri pungenti ma educati, a volte aspri a volte dolci, e storie e invenzioni, personaggi e situazioni. Brevi e veloci a misura di smartphone: per essere letti e far sorridere come, quando e dove più ti pare. È un ebook «I Mini-Minimissimi», brevissimi per arrivare alla parola "fine" prima di annoiare.
In de trein. Anno 2016 - 2017
Price: Free! Words: 3,520. Language: Dutch. Published: September 25, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Frank Beuken, reist regelmatig met de trein. Hij ontkomt niet aan de soms wat bizarre gesprekken, die naast hem plaatsvinden. Zeer uiteenlopende conversaties, die vaak kant noch wal raken. Deze gesprekken werken bij de auteur zeer op zijn lachspieren.
Sh!t Dominican Moms Say and Do
Price: Free! Words: 2,870. Language: American English. Published: May 23, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Cultures -- they all come with their own traditions, beliefs, and sayings that sometimes may sound hilarious to a younger generation. This light, quick, and definitely not deep, article is about expressions and cultural beliefs of some mothers in the Dominican Republic. An open mind is recommended.
Unquotable Quotes on Demonetization in India
Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: December 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This book is not a serious economics book. This is not a political book as well. Then why I have named the book on a serious topic. Because I think every serious topic has a lighter side, not necessarily funny side. In this book, I have copied comments from some economist, some non-serious intelligent persons, ordinary persons and non-serious brainless persons like me.
Go Figure!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,770. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A smallish novella, as I try to make sense of the bizarre world that we are living in!
Hornets and Grapes: Five Very Short Stories of Encounters in a Mediterranean Village
Price: Free! Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
When Matthew retreated to an isolated mountain village in Spain, he was looking forward to peace and quiet. A friendly old man, a pushy old woman, and an invasive swarm of hornets had other ideas. A humorous, lighthearted series of five very short travel stories.
Un cane di resto e altre brevi note
Price: Free! Words: 7,250. Language: Italian. Published: September 18, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Hanno detto di quest'ebook: «Piccoli e brevi pensieri, note od osservazioni che ci fanno riflettere con simpatia e molta ironia su molto di ciò che ci circonda e che non notiamo o non osserviamo con la giusta attenzione. Davvero una bella lettura.» L'autore ringrazia. È un ebook «I mini minimissimi», brevissimi per arrivare alla parola "fine" prima di annoiarvi.
TB-to-BT Too Bizarre to Be True
Price: Free! Words: 21,360. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
An interactive, arcane collection of aphorisms, pithy tales, and odd facts - mostly about the third planet from the sun and its strange inhabitants
Chimpanzees in Dungarees: The Collection
Price: Free! Words: 97,020. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
When did you last see a Chimpanzee in Dungarees, laughing at a Sexist, Racist and Homophobic Comedian sat next to a Newly Wed Virgin holding a Baby Called Keith and eating a Meat Paste sandwich while drinking a pint of Mild? Chimpanzees in Dungarees - The Collection has two hundred such disappearing things, written with one sole objective...to take the proverbial and have a laugh… or is that two?
Arnold's Last Jape
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: British English. Published: June 16, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The life and times of a serial prankster and my battle to fight fire with fire.
English Gone Wrong: We Certainly Didn't Mean That!
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2016 by Broomhandle Books. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Collecting the text of signs, menus and local newspaper articles that display whimsical use of the English language has long been a pastime for travelers abroad. This small volume contains some of the most humorous I have seen.
Mystics and Mashed Potatoes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 32,310. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Spiritual inspiration, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Welcome! Anecdotes of life are written from a Christian perspective with insights into their meaning and application to our lives. You are invited to join Janis as she reflects on coffee in California, the market at the Damascus Gate in Jerusalem, the adventures of a marmalade Gospel-cat called Francis, the phone call from Rome, and ....

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