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A Dog to Give Away
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 23,190. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Dr. Dave returns once again with his (mostly true) story of Lug, the stray German Shepherd who was to become his trusted and loyal companion. Fans of the Countr Vet Series will know Lug as a character, but no one has heard Lug’s full story — until now. Note: This is a stand alone book. Though it contains characters from the Country Vet Series, new readers are more than welcome.
Unquotable Quotes on Demonetization in India
Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: December 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
This book is not a serious economics book. This is not a political book as well. Then why I have named the book on a serious topic. Because I think every serious topic has a lighter side, not necessarily funny side. In this book, I have copied comments from some economist, some non-serious intelligent persons, ordinary persons and non-serious brainless persons like me.
LOL: Losing Our Language
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 17,530. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2016 by Post Hill Press. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
LOL is a tongue-in-cheek look at language trends in the wireless age through the jaundiced eye of a self-hating Luddite and grammar scold. LOL: Losing Our Language is an irreverent guide to what's funny about the American English vernacular in the new millennium. LOL sheds crocodile tears over the fate of our language as it bends to the will of such pervasively destructive influences as adolesce
687 One-Liner Jokes
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 11,250. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
If it’s laughter you want, then this is the book for you. Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.
Chaplin For Thoughts
Price: $1.65 USD. Words: 4,850. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2016 by UB Tech. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
This name itself will bring us the ‘Tramp Man’ with a toothbrush mustache, bamboo cane, bowler hat and a ludicrous walk, into our minds. In his more than seventy-five years long career, he became an icon of the silent era and vanquished both the front and back of the camera with his own styles.Let’s have a brief look at the Tramp Man’s filmy life and his outstanding words...
Go Figure!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,770. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
A smallish novella, as I try to make sense of the bizarre world that we are living in!
Vermont Wild, Adventures of Fish & Game Wardens, Vol. Four
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 43,420. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
A bull moose charge on a moonless night? A warden fights five guys? A terrified taxidermist turns federal witness? A language barrier ends in longjohns? Ice shanty magic? All these and many more true, wacky stories from retired game wardens. The fourth volume in this best-selling Green Mountain adventure series!
Mary's Funny Real Estate Stories: Volume 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,850. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2016 and represented by Durragraphix. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Mary is a realtor in Phoenix Arizona, although she also sold real estate in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Through the years, Mary has collected stories that: Make you laugh!
Hornets and Grapes: Five Very Short Stories of Encounters in a Mediterranean Village
Price: Free! Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
When Matthew retreated to an isolated mountain village in Spain, he was looking forward to peace and quiet. A friendly old man, a pushy old woman, and an invasive swarm of hornets had other ideas. A humorous, lighthearted series of five very short travel stories.
101 Frases legais de parachoque de caminhão
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 940. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 27, 2016 by 101 Seleções. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Se você já viajou pelas estradas desse grande Brasil, com certeza deve ter visto uma frase gravada no parachoque de algum caminhão. É difícil encontrar um caminhão que não tenha a sua frase. Colocar uma citação na traseira do caminhão faz parte do folclore dos caminhoneiros. São frases engraçadas, espirituosas, amorosas, algumas politicamente incorretas, outras repletas de sabedoria, e as melhores
Un cane di resto e altre brevi note
Price: Free! Words: 7,250. Language: Italian. Published: September 18, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Hanno detto di quest'ebook: «Piccoli e brevi pensieri, note od osservazioni che ci fanno riflettere con simpatia e molta ironia su molto di ciò che ci circonda e che non notiamo o non osserviamo con la giusta attenzione. Davvero una bella lettura.» L'autore ringrazia. È un ebook «I mini minimissimi», brevissimi per arrivare alla parola "fine" prima di annoiarvi.
Estimado Cliente: Le informamos que no siempre tiene la razón - Anécdotas graciosas y divertidas sobre casos reales de atención al cliente
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,340. Language: Spanish. Published: September 12, 2016 by Editorialimagen.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
En este libro encontrarás historias reales de servicio al cliente. Todas las anécdotas que leerás aquí pertenecen tanto a buenas como a malas experiencias tanto del cliente como del proveedor del servicio.
The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2016 by One Jacked Monkey. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Handbooks & Manuals, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and "The World’s Greatest Idiot’s Quotes...And Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies" is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians.
Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,370. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2016 by One Jacked Monkey. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
"Did You Sh*t Yourself?!" is a collection of autobiographical short stories on Ms. Bigguns' misadventures in flatulence, not intended for the weak of heart or those lacking a sense of humor.
Belly Laughs for All! Volume 6
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 52,350. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2016 by Cava Consulting. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Belly Laughs for All! Is an absolute must for anyone who wants to lighten up and have some fun. If you enjoy this book, please be sure to look at Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 as well.
TB-to-BT Too Bizarre to Be True
Price: Free! Words: 21,360. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
An interactive, arcane collection of aphorisms, pithy tales, and odd facts - mostly about the third planet from the sun and its strange inhabitants
Chimpanzees in Dungarees: The Collection
Price: Free! Words: 97,020. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
When did you last see a Chimpanzee in Dungarees, laughing at a Sexist, Racist and Homophobic Comedian sat next to a Newly Wed Virgin holding a Baby Called Keith and eating a Meat Paste sandwich while drinking a pint of Mild? Chimpanzees in Dungarees - The Collection has two hundred such disappearing things, written with one sole objective...to take the proverbial and have a laugh… or is that two?
Arnold's Last Jape
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: British English. Published: June 16, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
The life and times of a serial prankster and my battle to fight fire with fire.
English Gone Wrong: We Certainly Didn't Mean That!
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2016 by Broomhandle Books. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
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Collecting the text of signs, menus and local newspaper articles that display whimsical use of the English language has long been a pastime for travelers abroad. This small volume contains some of the most humorous I have seen.
Mystics and Mashed Potatoes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 32,310. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Spiritual inspiration, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Welcome! Anecdotes of life are written from a Christian perspective with insights into their meaning and application to our lives. You are invited to join Janis as she reflects on coffee in California, the market at the Damascus Gate in Jerusalem, the adventures of a marmalade Gospel-cat called Francis, the phone call from Rome, and ....