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The Little Free Book of Uncensored Celebrity Sex Quotes
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Price: Free! Words: 12,100. Language: American English. Published: April 2, 2015 by Westhoff Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” -Marilyn Monroe “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.” -Butch Hancock
The Way I See It...
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
100 of the wackiest thoughts, oddest musings and humorous observations, from the silliest grandpa you’ve ever met! This lighthearted and somewhat irreverent collection of sayings, ponderings and opinions is sure to create a smile, a laugh - and possibly a groan or two.
Best of bytestories. Volume I
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Price: Free! Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2015. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The best of bytestories (Volume I) contains a collection of funny, awkward, uplifting and/or demoralizing true stories. All are based on real life events which have occurred across the globe with the contributors hailing from all walks of life. You will read stories shared by comedians, school teachers, authors, musicians, and even an ex-US Navy captain.
Say What, Doctor?
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Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
With all their other worries and responsibilities, doctors and medical residents have to write and dictate numerous medical reports on all their patients. It's no wonder that sometimes they slip up and don't say exactly what they meant. Even doctors can be amused by gaffes made by their colleagues which they themselves, of course, would never commit.
A Mercenary, Some Spanners, A Triffid And A Hedge
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Price: Free! Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Welcome to the second piece of the jigsaw of the mangled sludge of words and stuff that will eventually curdle and congeal into the boondoggle of the memoir, No stranger to the P45. This is actually a prequel to the first mini-book, 'A hitman, a chopstick and a darlek'
Priceless
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You set the price! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Part 1 of A trilogy of poems. Connecting to make an epic story. From the poet Steven Anton Butler ( S.A.B.)
The Truth, The Whole Truth, Maybe Not
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Price: Free! Words: 3,840. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
From the mind of the author, bits and pieces of his childhood, most of which he doesn't remember, but was told. Humorous yet reflective; originally written as a audio script by the author.
A Girl's Sexy Point of View
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You set the price! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
You will enjoy this shortened story. It's a quick and interesting read. It's funny and has an excellent ending. I was going to make it a novel but who has time to read a long drawn out novel. This is a funny and snappy book, about a girl finding love in a bar to a man that doesn't know she likes him. This is a book from a girls point of view, Will she find love? Time will tell. You will enjoy.
That Secret
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Price: Free! Words: 2,130. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
‘That Secret’ is an account of a hilarious turn of events at an officers’ mess dinner, more than thirty years ago. Two young officers begin a harmless, practical joke but when the celebrated guest of honor is inadvertently involved – everything goes sideways. You couldn’t dream this up. It really happened.
My Book of #GHcoats (Season 3)
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Price: Free! Words: 12,480. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
These quotes, though attributed to famous people dead or living, are not true. They are the works of the creative minds of contributors; they, however, describe the personalities or certain characteristics of the people they are attributed to. Anyone who takes these quotes here as facts obviously has no business holding a Nokia 3310 phone! Have fun reading!
Silly Buggers Interview
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Price: Free! Words: 1,080. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is my interview with the Amazing detective writer, Alexis. Read it and see what the dude has to say about his amazing stories. And also read it for the surprise we got for you --- if you're an author serious about marketing his/her work --- at the end. Enjoy!
Blue Sparrow: Tweets on Writing, Reading, and Other Creative Nonsense
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Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Blue Sparrow was born on Twitter (hence the name). It's a compilation of my daily ramblings as a first time novelist, encouraging myself and other writers to bite the bullet and do it, despite the fear of blank paper, the insecurities, the angst every writer faces when left alone with the story and trying to bleed it out. My Twitter followers asked me to make it.
Make Us Laugh, Funnyboy
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Price: Free! Words: 17,690. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Written to entertain, these are random posts from the author on Facebook highlighting a sense of humor that is not to be missed. Most from the left side of the brain, they are compiled to bring a smile on the face of the reader, hopefully it achieves that.
The Great American Pee Fight And Other True Stories Of The 50's
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Series: True Stories Of The 50's. Price: Free! Words: 3,770. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
You read it right; it's not "pie." The rhythm of a south-east Omaha neighborhood is captured in these humorous vignettes of the 1950's.
Twitter Patter - 1000 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volumes 1-10
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Price: Free! Words: 17,300. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 1000 Tweet-ready quotes. Here is the entire 'Assorted Quotes' set - Volumes 1-10 - in one book. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 10
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Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 10. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 9
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Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 9. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 8
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Price: Free! Words: 2,100. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 8. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 7
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Price: Free! Words: 2,080. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 7. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.
Twitter Patter - 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 6
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Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 100 Tweet-ready Assorted Quotes - Volume 6. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.