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The Mummy Dick
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,650. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Mom decided that the best way to get my mind off of being abandoned for the year was to have me circumcised the first day that I arrived at Granny and Papa’s house. Why this procedure was not done right when I was born is still a mystery to me. Evidently the whole family just wanted to have a good laugh at my expense.